Originally Posted by Diego
-Going to a urinal, do your little shake when you finish peeing only for little drops of urine to get on your light colored Chinos.
-Putting the drink to your lips, realize youre about 1/2 inch away from your mouth and spill some on your shirt.
-Drooling while sleeping on the train only to find that attractive young lady sit right across from you.
-Going to work in the morning, see really good lookin girl with a crazy body, all her friends get on the next train stop and they start talking about their homework, then you realize shes still in H.S.
- Turn all lights off, grab the remote, get comfortable in bed, then you realize you forgot to pee.