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Ohhhhh man, Mike is/was quite the wordsmith! Thank god the dude could ball, because I legit think he might be illiterate. Even in High School, I would have laughed my nuts off reading a letter by an obvious ******. Now I have the advantage of knowing what MJ's voice sounds like, so when I read this trash, in my head I hear his actual voice saying it. Fantastic!
http://sports.yahoo.com/n...gh-school?urn=nba-wp5843
Here's the transcript for those that don't want to go to the link, but Mike is shootin straight out the box, beginning with the fact that he was apparently smitten by someone named "Laquette" LOL
I bolded the parts that made me literally laugh out loud really hard, what an ignorant dope!!
My Dearest Laquette
How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.
I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don’t let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can’t go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don’t be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.
I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet.
http://sports.yahoo.com/n...gh-school?urn=nba-wp5843
Here's the transcript for those that don't want to go to the link, but Mike is shootin straight out the box, beginning with the fact that he was apparently smitten by someone named "Laquette" LOL
My Dearest Laquette
How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.
I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don’t let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can’t go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don’t be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.
I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet.
