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bruh you know that lady that cleans the skid marks off yo undies be like
every time you come in right.
every time you come in right.
Moment of Truth:Things you did or do that ppl may see is weird, nasty, disgusting.....
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shoelyesses
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ppl may think its weird iuno but shampoo and condition the bush above the tree and berries... i even use detangler and use a small mustache beard to comb it out.
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Yea I was pretty big myself as a youngin. I was like at 260/265 lbs till I changed my whole routine now I'm at 180. If you're still cool with him, why not try to encourage him to change that part of his life around.
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I just remembered, I fingered my last FWB's butt then licked that finger right after to go into the cooch.
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^ Come on man.
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When I have mud butt to the point where I have to change my underwear I'll give the old pair one last hurrah by wiping my **** with them and throwing them in the hamper. Drop them off to the lady at the laundromat a few days later with no dambs given.
My laundry hamper is pretty close to my computer so when I'm done fapping I'll walk over to the hamper and clean my hands off with an old shirt or towel.
Peeing in the shower and the sink is a given.
The door to my backyard is about half of the distance than the door to the bathroom. When the weather permits, I'm peeing in the backyard 3 times out of 5.
Met a girl on POF, talked to her for a few days. One night out of the blue she hits me up saying "I want sex." I picked her up an hour later, brought her back to my house, got her naked in the first 10 minutes, she let me raw-dog (girl wanted me to creampie), then I drove her back home once we were finished. Never talked to her again. Thanking my lucky stars nothing terrible came about because of that one.
I'm sure there's more, but that's a pretty good sampling of my grimey behavior.
This ****** is 100% savage
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I will not eat a hot dog if its placed diagonally on a piece of bread. You can't fix that **** either. I need a new hot dog on new bread.
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When i was a kid I use to make me sandwiches of nothing but mayo.
I did something similar. Except I used ketchup 
Grew out of it though
After going through most of this thread, I feel normal.
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When I have mud butt to the point where I have to change my underwear I'll give the old pair one last hurrah by wiping my **** with them and throwing them in the hamper. Drop them off to the lady at the laundromat a few days later with no dambs given.
The savagery
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Tasted my own **** as a kid once...I was either 3 or 4...
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i luh dis thread
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When I have mud butt to the point where I have to change my underwear I'll give the old pair one last hurrah by wiping my **** with them and throwing them in the hamper. Drop them off to the lady at the laundromat a few days later with no dambs given.
The savagery
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Spit out my drink
shoelyesses
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i do but i don't bald it... i keep it at a respectable low... a nice little rectangular shape kinda like a well manicured shrub...the fact that you let it grow is gross b
why not just trim it?
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This has to be a thread of the year nominee already.
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do you look him in the eye?
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I once dropped some food on the floor and still ate it
It was good doe
It was good doe
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I once dropped some food on the floor and still ate it
It was good doe
Yea right.
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that's deep...
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make chicks kiss me while giving me top. im talking our tongues doing gang hand shakes and all not a single fuks given.
usually eat a girl if she looks clean doesnt matter if i just met her
eat the butt or box for at least 20 minutes before i slide in with some more inbetween
did anal with my ex made her dome me up right after and i kissed her
spit on my girl box slurped it up then gave it back to her.
ate my girl out with ice/ listerine breath strips.
hand cuff my girl hands behind the bed while i hold her legs and eat her
usually eat a girl if she looks clean doesnt matter if i just met her
eat the butt or box for at least 20 minutes before i slide in with some more inbetween
did anal with my ex made her dome me up right after and i kissed her
spit on my girl box slurped it up then gave it back to her.
ate my girl out with ice/ listerine breath strips.
hand cuff my girl hands behind the bed while i hold her legs and eat her
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You just described my night dude... Met a chick off Fetlife tonight... She was down for it all... Damn near choked her out too... But a hard slap across the face made her run and cry lol.. She said do anything I wanted... Kanye shrug...
O well, still 4 hours of savagery up till that point...
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Umm.. I've detailed my adventures into bdsm on here before.... But I don't want to get this locked... Again lol... So, all I got to say is... Cue Metallica, give me some American flag pants, OG steel 10's, a beer, and my bamboo cane...
