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Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed
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Putting on some weight and dudes coming out with the nicknames like "hey big guy". Like ***** if you don't...
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I get that too...used to be skinny but gained some pounds over the years so now I’m big dawg/homie/guyI still ain’t get used to kids calling me sir/mr
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Going to sleep while just sitting watching TV. When going to sleep is something you daydream about.
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I'm not as sharp as i used to be on the court. I played Friday for the first time in months and i scored a few but i felt like trash playing D on the ball. Also my moves used to be at a quickness level 9, now it's about 7. I just chalk that up to not playing often though.
I have to start running bc I've got a tiny spare tire and I'm not having that.
I have to start running bc I've got a tiny spare tire and I'm not having that.
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Went to the club recently and saw how young the crowd was. I hadn’t been to a club in months.I left early.
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Was blessed to be 27 but still look 23-25.
Some of y’all just need to hit the gym. Y’all straight.
Also. Y’all probably just working way more that’s why y’all tired. Back then it was sitting around school, breaks and that’s it
Some of y’all just need to hit the gym. Y’all straight.
Also. Y’all probably just working way more that’s why y’all tired. Back then it was sitting around school, breaks and that’s it
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I got a significant amount of greys and I'm only 26
RustyShackleford
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First time I went up for a dunk and the rim rejected me. It was like the universe was telling me....
When I would play basketball, and be so sore the day after I would have to walk down the stairs sideways. Considering coping one of these.....
When I realized that I fear falling down. Like it is always embarrassing, I know i can get back up, but I am almost certain I will hurt myself on the way down, and I don't want to exert the effort to get back up. I be outchea like Shaq if I get knocked over on the court too.....
When I was in Footlocker on time and thought to myself "I need a good comfortable pair of walking around shoes" . Word too....
When I would play basketball, and be so sore the day after I would have to walk down the stairs sideways. Considering coping one of these.....
When I realized that I fear falling down. Like it is always embarrassing, I know i can get back up, but I am almost certain I will hurt myself on the way down, and I don't want to exert the effort to get back up. I be outchea like Shaq if I get knocked over on the court too.....
When I was in Footlocker on time and thought to myself "I need a good comfortable pair of walking around shoes" . Word too....
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superblytrife
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When I came to the realization that I hadn’t drank a drop of alcohol in damn near a year. It wasn’t a conscious choice or anything. I just never go out anymore and whenever I think about drinking at the crib on the weekend, I end up falling asleep. 
That good *** sleep is precious man..
#WASHED
That good *** sleep is precious man.
. #WASHED
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You looked 2 whole years younger in your mid twenties!?!
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I pick a night in over a night out consistently. Just no interest on paying a 100% mark up on booze to get a hang over that takes time to recover from.
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Never washed.
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Started checking out dudes...
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What?!?
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Dunking was the first thing I thought of.
Still dont know how to read a tweet. If something is retweeded...forget about it.
Still dont know how to read a tweet. If something is retweeded...forget about it.
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Facts. I used to be in the middle of the club like 
Nowadays I’m chilling in the cut hitting the
Washedness confirmed. Welcome brother.
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I'm reminded every day at work due to having to walk up 3 flights of stairs to get to my desk.
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Heard laffy taffy the otha day and started snappn and swayn on the low..
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Quad pull last time I burst into full sprint
Knee popped on an open layup fastbreak, haven't played basketball since Nov.
Metabolism did a complete 180; 6 pack slowly fading
Knee popped on an open layup fastbreak, haven't played basketball since Nov.
Metabolism did a complete 180; 6 pack slowly fading
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You guys should start taking beet root powder. It's high in nitric oxide which promotes oxygen and blood flow. You'll feel 22 again.
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I got to go tomorrow.. Already planned out..
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-Legs feeling tired after walking up steps, and I jog too, WTF?
-When I went on a vacation recently, me and my girl went out until 2am every night over there. I literally felt more tired by the day whereas when I went to Vegas 20yo, I only slept 4 hours a day and was game every night.
-I have to stretch if I'm going to play b-ball or swim or else I'll be sore in the morning. When I was younger, I barely stretched.
-Everytime my girl posts something for Snapchat, all her friends give her "time" except me. I keep talking or do some other **** to interrupt her. I'm also not good at putting on an "act" or posing for Snap. I immidiate think, "what the hell am I doing this for?!" while she's recording. I also don't have the "Snapchat" reflex when **** is going down. I observe while everyone else whips out their phones.
-I type on my phone alot slower than younnger people, I can type fast, I just do it less often because I don't trust spell check.
-I feel out of my element when I wear something too "flashy". My girl recently bought me this Jean jacket with shiny buttons and when I wear it, it looks good. I just can't stop thinking about the way I look especially when I wear it with some black jeans and timbs, I feel like a carbon copy of alot of other young dudes. I rather wear a button up with a light jacket or a hoodie any day.
-I still rock track jackets even though they're not "in".
-I don't like thigh or face tattoos.
-It's hard for me to believe news coming from social media when my girl tells me, I verify with multiple sources while alot of young people react quick.
-I stop caring about colorful shoes and I only buy black, white, or grey shoes. No more red, white, and blue kicks like I used to rock in my teens, I'll mostly only go for like-colors or two-tone at Max. I'm also more into the cushion of a shoe rather than what's hot. I'd rather buy a generic air Max something-something or alpha bounce because of comfort and versatility over some bulky *** basketball shoe or expensive J's.
-When I went on a vacation recently, me and my girl went out until 2am every night over there. I literally felt more tired by the day whereas when I went to Vegas 20yo, I only slept 4 hours a day and was game every night.
-I have to stretch if I'm going to play b-ball or swim or else I'll be sore in the morning. When I was younger, I barely stretched.
-Everytime my girl posts something for Snapchat, all her friends give her "time" except me. I keep talking or do some other **** to interrupt her. I'm also not good at putting on an "act" or posing for Snap. I immidiate think, "what the hell am I doing this for?!" while she's recording. I also don't have the "Snapchat" reflex when **** is going down. I observe while everyone else whips out their phones.
-I type on my phone alot slower than younnger people, I can type fast, I just do it less often because I don't trust spell check.
-I feel out of my element when I wear something too "flashy". My girl recently bought me this Jean jacket with shiny buttons and when I wear it, it looks good. I just can't stop thinking about the way I look especially when I wear it with some black jeans and timbs, I feel like a carbon copy of alot of other young dudes. I rather wear a button up with a light jacket or a hoodie any day.
-I still rock track jackets even though they're not "in".
-I don't like thigh or face tattoos.
-It's hard for me to believe news coming from social media when my girl tells me, I verify with multiple sources while alot of young people react quick.
-I stop caring about colorful shoes and I only buy black, white, or grey shoes. No more red, white, and blue kicks like I used to rock in my teens, I'll mostly only go for like-colors or two-tone at Max. I'm also more into the cushion of a shoe rather than what's hot. I'd rather buy a generic air Max something-something or alpha bounce because of comfort and versatility over some bulky *** basketball shoe or expensive J's.
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Tony $now
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I know them feels.
I’m 32, used to be nice, pull up midrange game, good defense.... now, I feel like my b-ball mortality is flashing before my eyes every week of this rec league I play in, been having serious knee tendinitis to go along with a weak ankle. My pride won’t let me, but it’s almost time for me to play in the 35 and up leagues. These young dudes are athletic as hell.
