Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[robtoofresco]

+ fiber.

Also, sitting on the toilet for long periods of time (i.e. playing on your phone) can lead to hemorrhoids.

 

[JustBlaze.]

Man you need to get my water in your diet and just chill, no need to push. What is the hurry only thing waiting for you is work? Take your phone in the bathroom or something. If your boss is correct I had hemorrhoids back when I was 12. I would push super hard and hurry up so I could go play outside or play NES. Now I am washed and I am like WTF am I rushing for? Daughters just going to want to tackle me, boss just going to bother me. I use to go into the private handicap bathrooms put the top seat down and take a nap.

I guess I have been washed for a minute, taking naps at work.

Taking a nap in the handicap bathroom stall is wild.

 

[ahat]

Just joined a pickleball league. Lost my first match to a 64 year old dude.

Someone get the Oxi-Clean

My pops plays pickleball those cats are serious, don't let em fool you.

Last time I went to visit him he took me with him to his ping pong night. I get paired up with a dude, probably in his 70s. Knee brace and all. I'm OK at table tennis, nothing special but I'm looking at Gramps like damn better take it easy. My pops like "be ready! Stay on your toes!" I'm like what? Toes? What can grand pa possibly do?

BRUHHH this old *** dude was in control of the game from the first serve. Had me running all over the damn place with the crazy spins he was putting on the ball. And the power...that sneaky power

That OG game

Got my first hemorrhoid pushing too hard while missing a week from work because of my back .... it's a wrap y'all ... i wanna cry but thats it, my boss told me hemorrhoids are the gateway to becoming an old man...

Got damn man. Be safe, heard of older folks checking out from straining too hard on the can.

We'd miss you around these parts

 

[Master Zik]

I had to google pickleball. I guess I’m not washed.

Yo I read @RustyShackleford's post like clearly he means pickup ball. Just a spelling error. A pickup ball league.

I google pickleball FAM

This is like your favorite shirt you had as a kid 60 years later washed

 

[robtoofresco]

I had to Google it too and after I did, that’s what prompted my “Jesus Christ.”

Rusty’s one step away from playing shuffleboard on the deck of his one-way cruise to the Washedman Islands.

 

[lamekilla]

The past couple of movies I’ve watched in theaters, I’ve had to watch twice because I’ll doze off no matter how wide awake I am. Had to watch John Wick 3 twice and fell asleep both times but because it was at 2 different times of the movie I’ve essentially seen the movie once

 

[Mark Antony]

Shout out to all them old folks staying active though.

 

[SC kid]

Yo I read @RustyShackleford's post like clearly he means pickup ball. Just a spelling error. A pickup ball league.

I google pickleball FAM

This is like your favorite shirt you had as a kid 60 years later washed

I just YouTube this

Is there a limit on the amount of force you can hit the ball with lol

 

[robtoofresco]

Hahahahaha I haven’t even been able to give my review of JW3 in the movie thread because I low key kept nodding off at different parts of the movie.

I justified it to myself by me being tired that night after a long day. It couldn’t have been a sign of washedness.























It just couldn’t. Forever young.

 

[SpittaJetLife]

I haven’t seen a John Wick movie. Am I washed?

 

[cs02132]

was sitting down on the couch and noticed that when my knee was bent it was started aching.
was watching game of thrones and by the end of the trash finale my knee was swollen af

had a mri on my knee
i have prominent damage in the cartilage of my knee
doc said i have to wear a brace immediately, no more exercise with my legs, and to try avoid using the stairs till i go see the specialist
might have to have surgery
doc said people don't usually notice these injuries till later because the lack of nerves and blood supply to your cartilage. unsure if it was traumatic or wear and tear

welp it was fun while it lasted


bout to cop the dopest walking cane i can find

Damn

No lie I have literally the same thing with my knee. I’m going to my first physical therapy appointment next week

Mine started cause I hurt my foot and was walking funny for a couple months. Hurt my left foot and now it’s my right knee

 

[freakydestroyer]

Saw this and immediately thought I could use it

 

[DadNboujee]

I get excited for people who get new household appliances. Like a new fridge or dishwasher, even when their toilets to the longer ones.

 

[jape]

Damn

No lie I have literally the same thing with my knee. I’m going to my first physical therapy appointment next week

Mine started cause I hurt my foot and was walking funny for a couple months. Hurt my left foot and now it’s my right knee

haha me too i tore my achilles in my right leg and now my left knee is ****ed

 

[addict4sneakers]

I’m in my 90s R&B bag right now and Freak Me by Silk is 26 years old.

Washed

 

[nickydoright]

My back kills me everyday when I get out of bed. I just spent $1500 on a new mattress.
Washed.

 

[robtoofresco]

My back kills me everyday when I get out of bed. I just spent $1500 on a new mattress.
Washed.

Step your deadlift game up.

 

[nawghtyhare]

Got my first hemorrhoid pushing too hard while missing a week from work because of my back .... it's a wrap y'all ... i wanna cry but thats it, my boss told me hemorrhoids are the gateway to becoming an old man...

get a lil stepping stool
sit on the toilet
and place ur feet on it elevated
helps with the pooping process

we are naturally suppose to squat to poop
not sitting on the toilet how we do
the stool helps

 

[likeaboss2]

I cant deadlift BECAUSE my lower back disintegrated

 

[coolcool]

Remove gluten from ur diet. We arent young anymore. Lot of ur aches will subside

 

[robtoofresco]

get a lil stepping stool
sit on the toilet
and place ur feet on it elevated
helps with the pooping process

we are naturally suppose to squat to poop
not sitting on the toilet how we do
the stool helps

Squatty potty.

I have one and can confirm poops come out smoother.

Going to buy a bidet attachment one of these days to elevate my poop game to the final level.

 

[moderndarwin]

Squatty potty.

I have one and can confirm poops come out smoother.

Going to buy a bidet attachment one of these days to elevate my poop game to the final level.

I’m using a squatty potty right now.

 

[wavylo413]

haha me too i tore my achilles in my right leg and now my left knee is ****ed

Before it popped did it feel like an old dry rubber band stretching too far because if so my left one has been on the way out for the past two years, some mornings i can hardly make it down the stairs. I gotta hold the walls down the stairs damb the railing, my 10 yr old calls me gramps smh im 31 lol. #Yungwashed

 

[calibeebee]

God damn. I prey to the lord of light, I never ever get a hernia or hemorrhoids. Is reading about preventative measures on this subject late at night considered washed?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

hemorrhoids