Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Caught a stuffy nose yesterday that wouldn’t go away with just blowing the boogs out so I rubbed Vick’s under my nose and all over my chest before going to bed so I could get my sleeps.
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Funny, we all wished Allen Iverson had this spot and not Ray Allen.
Wait ppl wanted AI in that role?

Nothing beats Ray Allen's so stiff acting that he legit comes off like an actual regular dude :lol

I could never see AI in that role. Would chanhe everythjng about the movie. The way was barking on Zel on the court, talking ****. Classic.
I just found out Sisqo had a 2017 remake of the "Thong Song". The models in the video prob weren't even in pre-school when the original Video came out in 2000. :lol:
Makes me feel old AF!
2017 Version

OG 2000 Version

Man I shouldn't have read your post before pressing play. All I could think is how these females were 4 years old when this hit came out :lol:

Caught a stuffy nose yesterday that wouldn’t go away with just blowing the boogs out so I rubbed Vick’s under my nose and all over my chest before going to bed so I could get my sleeps.
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Once a man, twice a child.
 
I think I injured my wrist
Smashing the wife missionary
Had her legs held up with some strap/harness
And I’m digging in deep
And use my hands as leverage on the bed
I guess I was going a lil to ham
And all my weight was on my wrist
Now it’s swollen and hurts when it’s not laying straight
And makes popping noises
If I make sudden movements
 
Got some yambs tonight and didn’t have the energy for round two I’m washed
I ain’t had the energy for round 2 in like 3 years
Last time I tried
I needed 2 Red Bull’s
And I slept till 4-5pm the next day
Forget all them rounds
I’m going for the 1 round ko
And if the wife ain’t got hers
By the time I got mine
She outta luck
Cause im headed straight to sleep
She gonna have to wait till the next night
 
I think I injured my wrist
Smashing the wife missionary
Had her legs held up with some strap/harness
And I’m digging in deep
And use my hands as leverage on the bed
I guess I was going a lil to ham
And all my weight was on my wrist
Now it’s swollen and hurts when it’s not laying straight
And makes popping noises
If I make sudden movements
Hand muscles TRASH!

"Working out is overrated."

"Being in shape is pointless."

God's way of telling you to take care of yourself
 
Hand muscles TRASH!

"Working out is overrated."

"Being in shape is pointless."

God's way of telling you to take care of yourself
I said that statement like 3 years ago
U gonna hold onto that???
Ur worse than a female
Why do u even remember me saying that
U bring it up damn near everytime we cross paths in this thread
 
I think I injured my wrist
Smashing the wife missionary
Had her legs held up with some strap/harness
And I’m digging in deep
And use my hands as leverage on the bed
I guess I was going a lil to ham
And all my weight was on my wrist
Now it’s swollen and hurts when it’s not laying straight
And makes popping noises
If I make sudden movements
Why didn't you slide your knees up closer to her to split some of your weight? Also seems kind of weird talking about your wife, but does the strap/harness let you get deeper than just putting her legs on your shoulders, or at least one on your shoulder?
 
Why didn't you slide your knees up closer to her to split some of your weight? Also seems kind of weird talking about your wife, but does the strap/harness let you get deeper than just putting her legs on your shoulders, or at least one on your shoulder?
cause at the time my mind and body didnt even realize it
till after i released
then i was like
"oh **** i hurt something" :lol:
bruh u get DEEP with those straps
it wraps around the back of her neck
while lifting up the legs
however far and wide she wants
she cant even bring them down cause it has like a release mechanism
so she will be sitting there on the bed wide open
i could feel her soul i be so deep
 
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