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Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed
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SpittaJetLife
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I got on The Cyclone roller coaster at Coney Island today and almost had a heart attack. I’m washed 
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I just found out Sisqo had a 2017 remake of the "Thong Song". The models in the video prob weren't even in pre-school when the original Video came out in 2000.
Makes me feel old AF!
2017 Version
OG 2000 Version
Makes me feel old AF!
2017 Version
OG 2000 Version
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Caught a stuffy nose yesterday that wouldn’t go away with just blowing the boogs out so I rubbed Vick’s under my nose and all over my chest before going to bed so I could get my sleeps.
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Got some yambs tonight and didn’t have the energy for round two I’m washed
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Phew that’s tough right there one of the greatest small men to ever play the game or one of the greatest shooters that’s a tough one.
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Was out and about and saw all the young people getting ready to head out to prom. Then it hit me this makes 10 years since I graduated HS
20 for me
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Wait ppl wanted AI in that role?
Nothing beats Ray Allen's so stiff acting that he legit comes off like an actual regular dude
I could never see AI in that role. Would chanhe everythjng about the movie. The way was barking on Zel on the court, talking ****. Classic.
I just found out Sisqo had a 2017 remake of the "Thong Song". The models in the video prob weren't even in pre-school when the original Video came out in 2000.
Makes me feel old AF!
2017 Version
OG 2000 Version
Man I shouldn't have read your post before pressing play. All I could think is how these females were 4 years old when this hit came out
Once a man, twice a child.Caught a stuffy nose yesterday that wouldn’t go away with just blowing the boogs out so I rubbed Vick’s under my nose and all over my chest before going to bed so I could get my sleeps.
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Got drunk and started showing off my credit score on my phone
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I think I injured my wrist
Smashing the wife missionary
Had her legs held up with some strap/harness
And I’m digging in deep
And use my hands as leverage on the bed
I guess I was going a lil to ham
And all my weight was on my wrist
Now it’s swollen and hurts when it’s not laying straight
And makes popping noises
If I make sudden movements
Smashing the wife missionary
Had her legs held up with some strap/harness
And I’m digging in deep
And use my hands as leverage on the bed
I guess I was going a lil to ham
And all my weight was on my wrist
Now it’s swollen and hurts when it’s not laying straight
And makes popping noises
If I make sudden movements
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I ain’t had the energy for round 2 in like 3 years
Last time I tried
I needed 2 Red Bull’s
And I slept till 4-5pm the next day
Forget all them rounds
I’m going for the 1 round ko
And if the wife ain’t got hers
By the time I got mine
She outta luck
Cause im headed straight to sleep
She gonna have to wait till the next night
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Hand muscles TRASH!
"Working out is overrated."
"Being in shape is pointless."
God's way of telling you to take care of yourself
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I said that statement like 3 years ago
U gonna hold onto that???
Ur worse than a female
Why do u even remember me saying that
U bring it up damn near everytime we cross paths in this thread
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Why didn't you slide your knees up closer to her to split some of your weight? Also seems kind of weird talking about your wife, but does the strap/harness let you get deeper than just putting her legs on your shoulders, or at least one on your shoulder?
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cause at the time my mind and body didnt even realize it
till after i released
then i was like
"oh **** i hurt something"
bruh u get DEEP with those straps
it wraps around the back of her neck
while lifting up the legs
however far and wide she wants
she cant even bring them down cause it has like a release mechanism
so she will be sitting there on the bed wide open
i could feel her soul i be so deep
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Currently a little past tipsy off 3/4 of a mango Rita #PreWashed #Bout30
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Has nothing to do with washness, means your tolerance for alcohol is low. I’m hella washed and I can drink like a fish
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Almost wet the bed last night. Washed
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Played a game of 21 today...I wanted to fake an injury midgame so I could have a breather.
