Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[lovehateself]

i’m sure it does have benefits but never heard that one before, i always heard people say that drinking cold water speeds up metabolism to burn fat don’t know if i believe that one either…f i can help it i avoid all manner of hot/warm drinks…

cold water solidifies the fats/oils in your system and the digestive system becomes inefficient and causes constipation

Nah

There are a few ways coffee may help you lose weight like increasing your metabolism, acting as a laxative and appetite suppressant. I don't think drinking hot beverages does anything.

not beverages but just warm water
see above

 

[tokes99]

cold water solidifies the fats/oils in your system and the digestive system becomes inefficient and causes constipation


not beverages but just warm water
see above

whether fats & oils are ‘solidified’ seems like it would be irrelevant once it’s been in your digestive, the enzymes that breakdown food to absorb aren’t that dependent on temperature plus i’d imagine a cold beverage doesn’t remain that cold once it enters your body

 

[deusavertat]

How long is that water going to stay warm enough to break down fat throughout your digestive tract? Something your body already does naturally with enzymes.

And if it does break down fat it doesn't mean the fat is leaving your body. It will just get absorbed into your blood stream and stored.

That all sounds like pseudoscience to me.

 

[ahat]

Hot beverages help with digestion.

 

[shogun]

Was never a coffee drinker or hot beverage drinker.

 

[solemate96]

I work at the circulation department at a library and a man came in looking to set up a library card. I thought I was older than him but I'm actually 3 years older than him.

 

[tomdiginson]

I work at the circulation department at a library and a man came in looking to set up a library card. I thought I was older than him but I'm actually 3 years older than him.

So regardless you're still older than him.

 

[maq25060]

cold water solidifies the fats/oils in your system and the digestive system becomes inefficient and causes constipation

I'm a fat *** and I only drink room temp water. Never cold.

Not buying this.

 

[tokes99]

I work at the circulation department at a library and a man came in looking to set up a library card. I thought I was older than him but I'm actually 3 years older than him.

definitely have had the experience of thinking i was younger than someone but turned out that i was actually substantially older on multiple occasions…just another reason i never to try to guess folk ages

 

[lovehateself]

I'm a fat *** and I only drink room temp water. Never cold.

Not buying this.

small diet coke on the side of your meals ?

 

[maq25060]

small diet coke on the side of your meals ?

Nah, dont do soda at all. Heavy on beer given the time of year though.

 

[lovehateself]

Nah, dont do soda at all. Heavy on beer given the time of year though.

you drink your beer @ room temp ?

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

He said water..not his beverages

 

[cs02132]

Just buy a coffee mug and drink water from it so you can get that feel.

Do you like Tea?

Yea but it’s not part of my routine I don’t drink it often
Lemon ginger and whatever flavor “red rose” brand is

 

[lovehateself]

He said water..not his beverages

whats the main ingredient in all beverages

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Sit down bruh. Semantics... absolutely nobody in the world thinks of soda, tea ect ect as water because its not. You dont even have to reply to me you can get back to whatever wack point you were trying to make to the OP

 

[lovehateself]

Sit down bruh. Semantics... absolutely nobody in the world thinks of soda, tea ect ect as water because its not. You dont even have to reply to me you can get back to whatever wack point you were trying to make to the OP

 

[calibeebee]

How long is that water going to stay warm enough to break down fat throughout your digestive tract? Something your body already does naturally with enzymes.

And if it does break down fat it doesn't mean the fat is leaving your body. It will just get absorbed into your blood stream and stored.

That all sounds like pseudoscience to me.

It is bs. The idea that hot water dissolves the fat in your body, is probably the dumbest thing I’ve heard in a while.

 

[jape]

brb bout to chug boiling hot water

 

[turbospartan]

brb bout to chug boiling hot water

make sure you shake it before drinking. Everyone knows that makes it taste better

 

[smedroc]

Personally EYE don't risk eating fats when it's real cold outside incase they clog my arteries...

#PeerReviewed

 

[jape]

 

[lovehateself]

"i aint scared of you mf'ers"

 

[ahat]

Bernie was the funniest out of the Kings of Comedy to me.

 

[aNYone]

Drinking and enjoying black coffee gotta be a totem of washedness, alongside liking dark chocolate , fragile ligaments and having that start stop action while peeing.