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Originally Posted by CherryRed
Caught me off guard.
Most Embarrasing Intoxication Story?
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Caught me off guard.
- Sep 29, 2009
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**** slanged in my underwear after 12-14 shots of tequila/vodka at a friend's party and the many numerous times i've woken up on my bathroom floor naked with puke in my shower and toilet
- Sep 29, 2009
- 1,928
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**** slanged in my underwear after 12-14 shots of tequila/vodka at a friend's party and the many numerous times i've woken up on my bathroom floor naked with puke in my shower and toilet
- Sep 1, 2007
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I'm sure you had fun leading up to it all
where should I start???
A couple of years ago I was out drinking in the afternoon with a friend of mine (long story short) I woke up the next morning with bbq sauce all over my clothes and gf told me I had been throwing food all out the window on the way home (she had to take the wheel) and that I actually walked downstairs to piss in the garbage can when the bathroom is upstairs
Back in 05 I was getting stupid wasted at BETsoundstage in Orlando...woke up in jail naked, sore from several tasers and having pissed all over the place...I was wrapped in a blanket with the worst headdache...my parents and sister sought me fighting with cops (they beat my #%* in the car for breaking one cop's knee) and had to get picked up from the station by parents and uncle on a family vacation (worst part was I didnt even want to go)
I could go on and on, the fun part to me is hearing about the stupid +%#$ I did and said the night before
where should I start???
A couple of years ago I was out drinking in the afternoon with a friend of mine (long story short) I woke up the next morning with bbq sauce all over my clothes and gf told me I had been throwing food all out the window on the way home (she had to take the wheel) and that I actually walked downstairs to piss in the garbage can when the bathroom is upstairs
Back in 05 I was getting stupid wasted at BETsoundstage in Orlando...woke up in jail naked, sore from several tasers and having pissed all over the place...I was wrapped in a blanket with the worst headdache...my parents and sister sought me fighting with cops (they beat my #%* in the car for breaking one cop's knee) and had to get picked up from the station by parents and uncle on a family vacation (worst part was I didnt even want to go)
I could go on and on, the fun part to me is hearing about the stupid +%#$ I did and said the night before
- Sep 1, 2007
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I'm sure you had fun leading up to it all
where should I start???
A couple of years ago I was out drinking in the afternoon with a friend of mine (long story short) I woke up the next morning with bbq sauce all over my clothes and gf told me I had been throwing food all out the window on the way home (she had to take the wheel) and that I actually walked downstairs to piss in the garbage can when the bathroom is upstairs
Back in 05 I was getting stupid wasted at BETsoundstage in Orlando...woke up in jail naked, sore from several tasers and having pissed all over the place...I was wrapped in a blanket with the worst headdache...my parents and sister sought me fighting with cops (they beat my #%* in the car for breaking one cop's knee) and had to get picked up from the station by parents and uncle on a family vacation (worst part was I didnt even want to go)
I could go on and on, the fun part to me is hearing about the stupid +%#$ I did and said the night before
where should I start???
A couple of years ago I was out drinking in the afternoon with a friend of mine (long story short) I woke up the next morning with bbq sauce all over my clothes and gf told me I had been throwing food all out the window on the way home (she had to take the wheel) and that I actually walked downstairs to piss in the garbage can when the bathroom is upstairs
Back in 05 I was getting stupid wasted at BETsoundstage in Orlando...woke up in jail naked, sore from several tasers and having pissed all over the place...I was wrapped in a blanket with the worst headdache...my parents and sister sought me fighting with cops (they beat my #%* in the car for breaking one cop's knee) and had to get picked up from the station by parents and uncle on a family vacation (worst part was I didnt even want to go)
I could go on and on, the fun part to me is hearing about the stupid +%#$ I did and said the night before
- Sep 13, 2010
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at this club in hollywood... throwed in vip doing a hybrid dame dash/flex/ricky bobby/humpty dance for like 2 hours.
then i took the bottle out the bucket and threw up in the bucket and tried to drink oj to rinse out my mouth which made it worse.
then outta the blue i had a wet %%* fart that smelled worse than the throw up and it was low key loud.
and everyone was just laughing at me sooooo hard. like cool guys and bad broads.
worst night ever
then i took the bottle out the bucket and threw up in the bucket and tried to drink oj to rinse out my mouth which made it worse.
then outta the blue i had a wet %%* fart that smelled worse than the throw up and it was low key loud.
and everyone was just laughing at me sooooo hard. like cool guys and bad broads.
worst night ever
- Sep 13, 2010
- 1,860
- 15
at this club in hollywood... throwed in vip doing a hybrid dame dash/flex/ricky bobby/humpty dance for like 2 hours.
then i took the bottle out the bucket and threw up in the bucket and tried to drink oj to rinse out my mouth which made it worse.
then outta the blue i had a wet %%* fart that smelled worse than the throw up and it was low key loud.
and everyone was just laughing at me sooooo hard. like cool guys and bad broads.
worst night ever
then i took the bottle out the bucket and threw up in the bucket and tried to drink oj to rinse out my mouth which made it worse.
then outta the blue i had a wet %%* fart that smelled worse than the throw up and it was low key loud.
and everyone was just laughing at me sooooo hard. like cool guys and bad broads.
worst night ever
- May 27, 2004
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Me and one of homies were throwing back a bunch of whiskey trying to finish the bottle before we went to a Ga State b-ball game, the whole ride there I'm faded. Get into the area and right in the middle of the bleachers I yakked something fierce and everybody around me cleared the scene like there was murder that just went down. My homies told me it looked like I was throwing up black spider webs.
One of the girls behind me asked the other guy that was drinking with me if I was with him and he was like "nah I dont know that dude"
One of the girls behind me asked the other guy that was drinking with me if I was with him and he was like "nah I dont know that dude"
- May 27, 2004
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Me and one of homies were throwing back a bunch of whiskey trying to finish the bottle before we went to a Ga State b-ball game, the whole ride there I'm faded. Get into the area and right in the middle of the bleachers I yakked something fierce and everybody around me cleared the scene like there was murder that just went down. My homies told me it looked like I was throwing up black spider webs.
One of the girls behind me asked the other guy that was drinking with me if I was with him and he was like "nah I dont know that dude"
One of the girls behind me asked the other guy that was drinking with me if I was with him and he was like "nah I dont know that dude"
- Feb 25, 2008
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this happened last night, I was chilling at the club in Asia
one of the girls grabbed my fitted and wore it, I didn't mind it. I was thinking I might beat her guts in later...
In less than 2 minutes, she starts making out with a random european dude, I just got up and pick up my fitted off her head.
I went to the bathroom before leaving the club, while I was taking a leak, this girl just tackles me from the back saying "Please Don't Go"
word to Mike Posner. I wasn't messing with a broad that was sinking her tongue in some random dude's mouth like that. She bite me and her braces got stuck with my shirt. She starts laughing but I was done with her tomfoolery.
one of the girls grabbed my fitted and wore it, I didn't mind it. I was thinking I might beat her guts in later...
In less than 2 minutes, she starts making out with a random european dude, I just got up and pick up my fitted off her head.
I went to the bathroom before leaving the club, while I was taking a leak, this girl just tackles me from the back saying "Please Don't Go"
word to Mike Posner. I wasn't messing with a broad that was sinking her tongue in some random dude's mouth like that. She bite me and her braces got stuck with my shirt. She starts laughing but I was done with her tomfoolery.
- Feb 25, 2008
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this happened last night, I was chilling at the club in Asia
one of the girls grabbed my fitted and wore it, I didn't mind it. I was thinking I might beat her guts in later...
In less than 2 minutes, she starts making out with a random european dude, I just got up and pick up my fitted off her head.
I went to the bathroom before leaving the club, while I was taking a leak, this girl just tackles me from the back saying "Please Don't Go"
word to Mike Posner. I wasn't messing with a broad that was sinking her tongue in some random dude's mouth like that. She bite me and her braces got stuck with my shirt. She starts laughing but I was done with her tomfoolery.
one of the girls grabbed my fitted and wore it, I didn't mind it. I was thinking I might beat her guts in later...
In less than 2 minutes, she starts making out with a random european dude, I just got up and pick up my fitted off her head.
I went to the bathroom before leaving the club, while I was taking a leak, this girl just tackles me from the back saying "Please Don't Go"
word to Mike Posner. I wasn't messing with a broad that was sinking her tongue in some random dude's mouth like that. She bite me and her braces got stuck with my shirt. She starts laughing but I was done with her tomfoolery.
- Mar 2, 2011
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Word.
- Mar 2, 2011
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Word.
- Apr 21, 2004
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Not gonna lie I've done some embarrassing ##%+ drunk. Mainly when I've been in schemer mode on my drunken hot girl status with this one guy that was my kryptonite I would always find myself in some "HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE" situations.
%$@@ you Jeremy.
- Apr 21, 2004
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Not gonna lie I've done some embarrassing ##%+ drunk. Mainly when I've been in schemer mode on my drunken hot girl status with this one guy that was my kryptonite I would always find myself in some "HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE" situations.
%$@@ you Jeremy.
- Dec 9, 2001
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Yea.......Had a hotel party when i was 19.
Pulled out my junk in front of everybody in the party, threw up on the side of the bed the rest of the night, woke up with the worst headache in the world and any mention of alcohol, i would spew a few chunks out the window and in my girlfriends grandmothers backseat.............My birthday TOTALLY wasted.(January 1st)
Pulled out my junk in front of everybody in the party, threw up on the side of the bed the rest of the night, woke up with the worst headache in the world and any mention of alcohol, i would spew a few chunks out the window and in my girlfriends grandmothers backseat.............My birthday TOTALLY wasted.(January 1st)
- Dec 9, 2001
- 10,373
- 3,710
Yea.......Had a hotel party when i was 19.
Pulled out my junk in front of everybody in the party, threw up on the side of the bed the rest of the night, woke up with the worst headache in the world and any mention of alcohol, i would spew a few chunks out the window and in my girlfriends grandmothers backseat.............My birthday TOTALLY wasted.(January 1st)
Pulled out my junk in front of everybody in the party, threw up on the side of the bed the rest of the night, woke up with the worst headache in the world and any mention of alcohol, i would spew a few chunks out the window and in my girlfriends grandmothers backseat.............My birthday TOTALLY wasted.(January 1st)
- Jan 3, 2008
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called this girl I was dating my cumdumpster, never heard from her again. 151 and malibu will mess you up.
- Jan 3, 2008
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called this girl I was dating my cumdumpster, never heard from her again. 151 and malibu will mess you up.
- Aug 10, 2003
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i learned this the hard way in my late 20s... and i have some embarrassing moments too... nothing real crazy but still embarrassing to bring up
- Aug 10, 2003
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i learned this the hard way in my late 20s... and i have some embarrassing moments too... nothing real crazy but still embarrassing to bring up
- Aug 25, 2008
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Oh man, there's so many stories I can say but some I can't say lol.
One though was in college, drunk 3 4 Lokos in less than 30 mins and didn't eat anything. We headed upstairs from my room and I was swaying but was still somewhat comprehensive. We go to this room full of girls and I'm on the wall, falling off it and trying to catch my balance. So my friend takes me outside and says yo chill and since he's drunk hes laughing a lot. So then, I don't know why I just tagged him and said "Tag, you're it!" and ran down the hall. Than they come out and say to get back in, but at the same time an RA came out and asked what was all the ruckus, somehow I sobered up enough to speak clearly and told her nothing and went inside the girls room again and as soon as I did that I fell again lol.
So afterwards, we head back to my room and there's a bunch of people just chilling so I get on my bed, lay down and knock out. From here I don't remember everything so this is what I was told.
I started throwing up in the middle of the night and my roommate heard me. Then again and he woke up screaming what @#/! and I walked through it all with my shoes on, miss those sb's, so he sits me down in the corner of the room. So then I yell at him and say who is he to put me in time out then run to the bathroom and start throwing up more in the toilet. Then the worst was that the fire alarms go off; it is mandatory to leave the building when fire alarms go off where if you don't you are instantly expelled from campus. So my roommate is like damn what do we do and our suite mates just grab him and leave. They go outside with garbage and cops stop them ask them where they're going and they say the fire alarms went off and the cop goes its a false alarm, the people across from us were lighting up so it set it off. So they come back upstairs and im passed out. So my roommate grabs me and throws me on my bed. He took my sheets and covers and washed them and just threw them on top of me as I slept away haha.
That's the least craziest night too
One though was in college, drunk 3 4 Lokos in less than 30 mins and didn't eat anything. We headed upstairs from my room and I was swaying but was still somewhat comprehensive. We go to this room full of girls and I'm on the wall, falling off it and trying to catch my balance. So my friend takes me outside and says yo chill and since he's drunk hes laughing a lot. So then, I don't know why I just tagged him and said "Tag, you're it!" and ran down the hall. Than they come out and say to get back in, but at the same time an RA came out and asked what was all the ruckus, somehow I sobered up enough to speak clearly and told her nothing and went inside the girls room again and as soon as I did that I fell again lol.
So afterwards, we head back to my room and there's a bunch of people just chilling so I get on my bed, lay down and knock out. From here I don't remember everything so this is what I was told.
I started throwing up in the middle of the night and my roommate heard me. Then again and he woke up screaming what @#/! and I walked through it all with my shoes on, miss those sb's, so he sits me down in the corner of the room. So then I yell at him and say who is he to put me in time out then run to the bathroom and start throwing up more in the toilet. Then the worst was that the fire alarms go off; it is mandatory to leave the building when fire alarms go off where if you don't you are instantly expelled from campus. So my roommate is like damn what do we do and our suite mates just grab him and leave. They go outside with garbage and cops stop them ask them where they're going and they say the fire alarms went off and the cop goes its a false alarm, the people across from us were lighting up so it set it off. So they come back upstairs and im passed out. So my roommate grabs me and throws me on my bed. He took my sheets and covers and washed them and just threw them on top of me as I slept away haha.
That's the least craziest night too
- Aug 25, 2008
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Oh man, there's so many stories I can say but some I can't say lol.
One though was in college, drunk 3 4 Lokos in less than 30 mins and didn't eat anything. We headed upstairs from my room and I was swaying but was still somewhat comprehensive. We go to this room full of girls and I'm on the wall, falling off it and trying to catch my balance. So my friend takes me outside and says yo chill and since he's drunk hes laughing a lot. So then, I don't know why I just tagged him and said "Tag, you're it!" and ran down the hall. Than they come out and say to get back in, but at the same time an RA came out and asked what was all the ruckus, somehow I sobered up enough to speak clearly and told her nothing and went inside the girls room again and as soon as I did that I fell again lol.
So afterwards, we head back to my room and there's a bunch of people just chilling so I get on my bed, lay down and knock out. From here I don't remember everything so this is what I was told.
I started throwing up in the middle of the night and my roommate heard me. Then again and he woke up screaming what @#/! and I walked through it all with my shoes on, miss those sb's, so he sits me down in the corner of the room. So then I yell at him and say who is he to put me in time out then run to the bathroom and start throwing up more in the toilet. Then the worst was that the fire alarms go off; it is mandatory to leave the building when fire alarms go off where if you don't you are instantly expelled from campus. So my roommate is like damn what do we do and our suite mates just grab him and leave. They go outside with garbage and cops stop them ask them where they're going and they say the fire alarms went off and the cop goes its a false alarm, the people across from us were lighting up so it set it off. So they come back upstairs and im passed out. So my roommate grabs me and throws me on my bed. He took my sheets and covers and washed them and just threw them on top of me as I slept away haha.
That's the least craziest night too
One though was in college, drunk 3 4 Lokos in less than 30 mins and didn't eat anything. We headed upstairs from my room and I was swaying but was still somewhat comprehensive. We go to this room full of girls and I'm on the wall, falling off it and trying to catch my balance. So my friend takes me outside and says yo chill and since he's drunk hes laughing a lot. So then, I don't know why I just tagged him and said "Tag, you're it!" and ran down the hall. Than they come out and say to get back in, but at the same time an RA came out and asked what was all the ruckus, somehow I sobered up enough to speak clearly and told her nothing and went inside the girls room again and as soon as I did that I fell again lol.
So afterwards, we head back to my room and there's a bunch of people just chilling so I get on my bed, lay down and knock out. From here I don't remember everything so this is what I was told.
I started throwing up in the middle of the night and my roommate heard me. Then again and he woke up screaming what @#/! and I walked through it all with my shoes on, miss those sb's, so he sits me down in the corner of the room. So then I yell at him and say who is he to put me in time out then run to the bathroom and start throwing up more in the toilet. Then the worst was that the fire alarms go off; it is mandatory to leave the building when fire alarms go off where if you don't you are instantly expelled from campus. So my roommate is like damn what do we do and our suite mates just grab him and leave. They go outside with garbage and cops stop them ask them where they're going and they say the fire alarms went off and the cop goes its a false alarm, the people across from us were lighting up so it set it off. So they come back upstairs and im passed out. So my roommate grabs me and throws me on my bed. He took my sheets and covers and washed them and just threw them on top of me as I slept away haha.
That's the least craziest night too
- Sep 4, 2008
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I have to many.
I went to this event that people usually start tailgating at midnight. After an 18 pack and a few cups of whiskey I proceed to introduce myself to this chick that showed up by motor boating her. I convinced her to get into my boys car after a little while. According to everyone else I rolling the window down and telling my boys that I needed more beer while getting dome. I even had one of them make me a cheese burger. After that I threw up in the middle of the street then took a piss in the same spot while people are walking past me. I came to inside the event laying down on the grass with my shirt off and show me your boobs written on my stomach in sharpie. From what I've been told I did that when we found another friend who rigged a stripper pole in the back of his truck.
I'll try and get a few pics up later.
I went to this event that people usually start tailgating at midnight. After an 18 pack and a few cups of whiskey I proceed to introduce myself to this chick that showed up by motor boating her. I convinced her to get into my boys car after a little while. According to everyone else I rolling the window down and telling my boys that I needed more beer while getting dome. I even had one of them make me a cheese burger. After that I threw up in the middle of the street then took a piss in the same spot while people are walking past me. I came to inside the event laying down on the grass with my shirt off and show me your boobs written on my stomach in sharpie. From what I've been told I did that when we found another friend who rigged a stripper pole in the back of his truck.
I'll try and get a few pics up later.
- Sep 4, 2008
- 2,087
- 222
I have to many.
I went to this event that people usually start tailgating at midnight. After an 18 pack and a few cups of whiskey I proceed to introduce myself to this chick that showed up by motor boating her. I convinced her to get into my boys car after a little while. According to everyone else I rolling the window down and telling my boys that I needed more beer while getting dome. I even had one of them make me a cheese burger. After that I threw up in the middle of the street then took a piss in the same spot while people are walking past me. I came to inside the event laying down on the grass with my shirt off and show me your boobs written on my stomach in sharpie. From what I've been told I did that when we found another friend who rigged a stripper pole in the back of his truck.
I'll try and get a few pics up later.
I went to this event that people usually start tailgating at midnight. After an 18 pack and a few cups of whiskey I proceed to introduce myself to this chick that showed up by motor boating her. I convinced her to get into my boys car after a little while. According to everyone else I rolling the window down and telling my boys that I needed more beer while getting dome. I even had one of them make me a cheese burger. After that I threw up in the middle of the street then took a piss in the same spot while people are walking past me. I came to inside the event laying down on the grass with my shirt off and show me your boobs written on my stomach in sharpie. From what I've been told I did that when we found another friend who rigged a stripper pole in the back of his truck.
I'll try and get a few pics up later.
