most random question a stranger has asked you?

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today I was walking to one of my classes and some dude asks me:

kid in astros hat: "what up bruh where's the dro at?"

me: what?

kid in astros hat: (makes a smoking motion with his hand) where the dro at?

me:
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kept on walking.

so this left me thinking, do I look like a pothead or what?
 
Where do you get your porn at?

A stranger asked me this....
 
I have gotten that before, cuz I'm black though.
Most random thing somebody ever asked me is if I knew Ludacris, because they had seen someone in his crew that looked exactly like me...I was like ehhhhh naw.
 
[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]Girl i met nights prior, hit me up randomly and asked me a question about her life....i was likewhat?[/color]
 
Originally Posted by smoke ya later

today I was walking to one of my classes and some dude asks me:

kid in astros hat: "what up bruh where's the dro at?"

me: what?

kid in astros hat: (makes a smoking motion with his hand) where the dro at?

me:
grin.gif
kept on walking.

so this left me thinking, do I look like a pothead or what?

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smoke ya later wrote:
today I was walking to one of my classes and some dude asks me:

kid in astros hat: "what up bruh where's the dro at?"

me: what?

kid in astros hat: (makes a smoking motion with his hand) where the dro at?

me:
grin.gif
kept on walking.

so this left me thinking, do I look like a pothead or what?
 
While I was at work last week:
Random dude: Ayy patna, you wanna make some money? You got a walkie talkie battery?
Me:
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Huh?
Random due: You a black man, you can hook me up right?
Me:
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I'm not getting fired because of you *walks away*

I swear y'all NY cats are on that other stuff
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stranger: hey man i see you at the gym
me: yeah?
stranger: can i borrow your phone?
me: i dont have a phone

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when i see him at the gym i now purposely talk out loud when making calls
 
stranger: you know who got that "white girl"?

me: (knowing what white girl is, but being shocked/confused he just asked me that) What?

stranger: Cocaine man! White girl is cocaine! Where can I get some?

me:
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no
 
while driving down the interstate 2 dudes rolled the window down and asked if I had a empty bottle cus one of em had to piss real bad
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. Ive had a few random people ask to use my phone..I let one of em and the peoplethey called hit me back for hours askin for dude
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i was on omeagle 2 days ago.

me: Whats good
stranger: Hi
me: where u from
stranger: italy
stranger: How big are you
me: how big are your breast
stranger: i am a male
leaves chat room
 
I got, "where the work at, ha?" a couple days after Katrina... the guys were in a stolen taxi cab with Louisiana plates.
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Originally Posted by Cfranchise26

i was on omeagle 2 days ago.

me: Whats good
stranger: Hi
me: where u from
stranger: italy
stranger: How big are you
me: how big are your breast
stranger: i am a male
leaves chat room me: I'm aroused
Fixed.
 
where i'm from, when a bum is approaching you for money, we say "i dont got it bro".
this one cat came running at me and i was like "i dont got it bro" and he starts busting out laughing and said "i was seeing if you can help mefigure out my camera, i aint lookin for drugs". i just walk off ignoring him. who needs help with a camera at 1am in downtown? i wasnt about to take alook at his camera and get sucker punched.
 
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