MyLifeIsAverage

[starbury03]

Today I checked on some seeds I planted a few weeks ago. They have grown slightly. I will check againsoon.

Today I forgot I brushed my teeth so I brushed them again. MLIA.

Today, a friend "poked" me on facebook. I poked her back, but not tooquickly so I wouldn't seem desperate. MLIA.

Tomorrow is my day off, and I can sleep as late as I want, but I can't think of a good reason to stayup late so I'm going to go to bed at the usual time. MLIA.

Today I walked down a flight of stairs. It had one fewer step than I had thought. Istumbled but did not fall. MLIA

Today, I accidentally knocked over a bottle of water near my computer. It was okaythough. The cap was on. MLIA.

Today, I microwaved a bowl of noodles for a minute. When it was done, it was stillcold, so I microwaved it for another minute. It was hot. MLIA.

Today, I got a haircut. Nobody noticed at work untill I told them. They said theyliked it. MLIA

Today, I saw a "wet floor" sign in the hallway at school. I didn't havetime to take a different route, so I walked on the wet floor. Nothing bad happened. MLIA

I've never seen a moose... today was no exception. MLIA.

Today I tried to watch a funny video on YouTube but it said it was no longeravailable. I was mildly disappointed. MLIA.

MyLifeIsAverage

 

[addictedtofreshkicks]

 

[everydaykicks]

Wow

 

[downtown43]

i'm tired of these FML spinoffs...

 

[651akathepaul]

 

[t11time]

^^^^LMAO

 

[derventa]

Much more chill than FML, those things are so stupid and exaggerated

 

[mcan21o]

Originally Posted by EveryDayKicks

Wow

Uh yeah

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by starbury03


Today, I microwaved a bowl of noodles for a minute. When it was done, it was still cold, so I microwaved it for another minute. It was hot. MLIA.

 

[shatterkneesinc]

this is some sort of truman show shh

 

[mister negative]

9 Months ago, my girlfriend and I had sex. I used a condom. She didn't have a baby. MLIA.

Today I received my degree in statistics. My life is averages.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

This is amazing.

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

Today a Japanese person spoke to me in Japanese, but I don't speak Japanese. So I said "I don't speak Japanese". MLIA

Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

 

[dendanskesimon]

aight, i wont be checkin up on it though lol

what the hell is the poking thing for anyway???

 

[elpablo21]

Today, I accidentally knocked over a bottle of water near my computer. It was okay though. The cap was on. MLIA.

Today, I microwaved a bowl of noodles for a minute. When it was done, it was still cold, so I microwaved it for another minute. It was hot. MLIA.

Today, I got a haircut. Nobody noticed at work untill I told them. They said they liked it. MLIA

I lol'd

 

[sneakerlips]

These things are soooo corny! But I

 

[seventh letter]

Originally Posted by starbury03


Today, I microwaved a bowl of noodles for a minute. When it was done, it was still cold, so I microwaved it for another minute. It was hot. MLIA.

 

[ev209]

 

[jpzx]

"Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA"

Done this

 

[elpablo21]

Today, I opened the fridge. There was nothing I wanted to eat in there. After 15 minutes, Iopened it again. There still wasn't anything I wanted to eat in there. MLIA

Today, I sang along to something on the radio and got the words wrong. I was alone, but I still felt embarassed. MLIA.

Today I waved back at someone who wasn't waving at me. I pretended to scratch myear but I knew she knew and she knew I knew. MLIA

Today I saw a girl that was cute. I thought about talking to her.

I didn't. MLIA.

Today one side of my nose was stuffy but the other side was not. MLIA.

Today, I realized that I needed to start my homework. So I proceeded to log onto Facebook. MLIA.

9 Months ago, my girlfriend and I had sex. I used a condom. She didn't have ababy. MLIA.

Im mad that I relate to some of this @%@+

 

[trapmuzik617]

 

[retr0sxual]

Today, a friend "poked" me on facebook. I poked her back, but not too quickly so I wouldn't seem desperate. MLIA.

This $%%% is pretty funny.

 

[bkmac]

Today my glass of milk got too low to dip cookies in, so I poured myself more. MLIA

 

[vanillagorilladx]

The sarcasm in these is what makes it hilarious

 

[elpablo21]

Today I was in my room masturbating. No one came in. It was pleasant. MLIA