MyLifeIsAverage

[theprocessofbelief]

Today, there was a good looking girl at the cash register. She said 'Hi, how are you?' and I replied 'Not much'. We exchanged no further conversation. MLIA.

 

[itsgettinhot]

@ me laughing at something so stupid.

I've never seen a moose... today was no exception. MLIA.

Today, I bumped into someone in a store and said "excuse me." It was a mannequin. No one noticed. MLIA.

Today, I needed to sneeze and it felt like I needed to fart too. I sneezed and, as a result, I farted too. No one else was around but I still chuckled. MLIA

 

[dajoka004]

 

[n o r e a g a]

My biggest fear

 

[shatterkneesinc]

some of these lines are just ridiculous, you gotta be high to come up with them

 

[heyson]

this #@@! is funny man

 

[shortydoowopp]

Originally Posted by p0tat0 5alad



Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

 

[viiheaven]

Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA

 

[angelzdope]

Today, I read one page of a book. When I got to the bottom of the page, I realized that I did not pay attention to anything I had just read, so I reread it.MLIA

The hilarity comes from the ability to relate to so many of them.

 

[l silky johnston l]

Yeah, once you reach a certain age and friends start to settle down and you don't party anymore life becomes pretty boring...you really start to miss thedays of going to school and seeing friends everyday and going out on weekends and doing stupid but fun stuff...just know you are not the only one fighting theagonizing reality of an average and dull life...

 

[jordanpheen]

this is pretty funny

 

[mr monday niight]

Originally Posted by theprocessofbelief

Today, there was a good looking girl at the cash register. She said 'Hi, how are you?' and I replied 'Not much'. We exchanged no further conversation. MLIA.

 

[calvinjohnson]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

 

[damnneardeadstock]

Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43

i'm tired of these FML spinoffs...

 

[wraith aka invincible]

Today, I was bored so I went on Facebook even though I was just on it two minutes earlier. Very littlehad changed. I was not surprised

Today, I was txting my friend. I accidentally sent it to the wrong person. It was not arevealing or embarrassing message. Everything is all right. MLIA

Today, I thought I recognized the person walking towards me. I waited for him toacknowledge me. He didn't, so I didn't either. We walked past each other. MLIA

Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.

 

[carminepower]

Originally Posted by l Silky Johnston l

Yeah, once you reach a certain age and friends start to settle down and you don't party anymore life becomes pretty boring...you really start to miss the days of going to school and seeing friends everyday and going out on weekends and doing stupid but fun stuff...just know you are not the only one fighting the agonizing reality of an average and dull life...

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by starbury03

Today I checked on some seeds I planted a few weeks ago. They have grown slightly. I will check again soon.

Today I forgot I brushed my teeth so I brushed them again. MLIA.

Today, a friend "poked" me on facebook. I poked her back, but not too quickly so I wouldn't seem desperate. MLIA.

Tomorrow is my day off, and I can sleep as late as I want, but I can't think of a good reason to stay up late so I'm going to go to bed at the usual time. MLIA.

Today I walked down a flight of stairs. It had one fewer step than I had thought. I stumbled but did not fall. MLIA

Today, I accidentally knocked over a bottle of water near my computer. It was okay though. The cap was on. MLIA.

Today, I microwaved a bowl of noodles for a minute. When it was done, it was still cold, so I microwaved it for another minute. It was hot. MLIA.

Today, I got a haircut. Nobody noticed at work untill I told them. They said they liked it. MLIA

Today, I saw a "wet floor" sign in the hallway at school. I didn't have time to take a different route, so I walked on the wet floor. Nothing bad happened. MLIA

I've never seen a moose... today was no exception. MLIA.

Today I tried to watch a funny video on YouTube but it said it was no longer available. I was mildly disappointed. MLIA.

MyLifeIsAverage

I died at some of these parts

 

[oidreez]

damn i can relate to some of these

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by shortydoowopp

Originally Posted by p0tat0 5alad



Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

OMG THIS IS GOLD!!!!

 

[june0kang]

that was pretty average.,..

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Dang, %@+% is so un organized that I can't even submit in stories.

 

[mateen cleaves]

que?

 

[ratxaxtat]

Originally Posted by VanillaGorillaDX

The sarcasm in these is what makes it hilarious

Exactly.

 

[ballinb]

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

perfect

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by BallinB

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

perfect

Looks like Perkins is blaming the loss on Pierce and he is about to beat his %%* after the game.