MyLifeIsAverage

Originally Posted by bkmac

Today my glass of milk got too low to dip cookies in, so I poured myself more. MLIA

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These are way funnier than FML
 
Today I went out for groceries. I went to the 20 items and under express line even though I had 21 items. They let me through anyway. MLIA

Today, I was mowing my lawn and the lawnmower suddenly stopped working. I put more gas in it. It worked fine after that. MLIA


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Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

I gotta admit, this had me cracking up.
 
Originally Posted by Elpablo21

Today, I opened the fridge. There was nothing I wanted to eat in there. After 15 minutes, I opened it again. There still wasn't anything I wanted to eat in there. MLIA
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sounds like me
 
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The programdidn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.

Today I saw a girl that was cute. I thought about talking to her.

I didn't. MLIA.

Today I saw a girl that was cute. I thought about talking to her.

I didn't. MLIA.


Today one side of my nose was stuffy but the other side was not. MLIA.
 
Originally Posted by starbury03




Today, I accidentally knocked over a bottle of water near my computer. It was okay though. The cap was on. MLIA.

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Wow
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I've experienced many of these
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Got me remembering the exact moments and how many it times it'shappened
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The fridge one, the chair fart noise, aww man this shhh is gold.

BTW what other FML spinoffs are there?
 
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Today I checked on some seeds I planted a few weeks ago. They have grown slightly. I will check again soon.

I can't get over this one. Pure genius.
 
Today I went to my refrigerator and saw nothing was in there, but promptly checked it again 3 minutes later and no food was still there. MLIA
 
haha Sounds like some 40 year old Virgin s***.

"Today I made an egg sandwich and exercised for an hour. MLIA."
 
Originally Posted by besthandsInDM

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

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Someone doubted this gif would be executed right. This is proof that poster was wrong.
Lol
101 to 82... in the 4th with seconds till game
Take this guy to a farmers ranch and let his face be used as a salt block for the horses...
 
This post reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite.

Very funny post.
 
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