antonlavey
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- Oct 13, 2008
I'm clearly getting strip searched and interrogated on every flight I try to get on from now on. Luckily I don't have a name like "Abdul DualaTalib". I have a "catholic" first name but the average ignorant security guard is going to think "look at his last name, this ragheadthinks he can fool us"
My Nigerian friend's rant about how much he loves America
i guess if i was a terrorist id have replied "yes, it was very sunny, but i hate the unitedstates. praise be to allah!!!! aiyiiyiyiyiyiyiyiy!!"
i guessthats how they tell...
buti didnt say that. and i had a starbucks frappucino.
<--- clearly loves america.
[12:36] : ishould just reply
[12:36] : my hook up list consists chiefly of white jewish women.
[12:36] : im currently dating one.
[12:36] : im from long island.
[12:36] : i went to tufts.
[12:36] : i go to yeshiva.
[12:36] : n*** i know when rosh hashana is!
[12:36] : my avorite videogame is call of duty!
[12:37] : c'mon son!
[12:37] : hell
[12:37] : true story
[12:37]: my favorite mixtape right now is guccimerica
[12:37]: ill probably have it playing on the ipod when im stopped
[12:37]: *All American Boy*
My Nigerian friend's rant about how much he loves America
i guess if i was a terrorist id have replied "yes, it was very sunny, but i hate the unitedstates. praise be to allah!!!! aiyiiyiyiyiyiyiyiy!!"
i guessthats how they tell...
buti didnt say that. and i had a starbucks frappucino.
<--- clearly loves america.
[12:36] : ishould just reply
[12:36] : my hook up list consists chiefly of white jewish women.
[12:36] : im currently dating one.
[12:36] : im from long island.
[12:36] : i went to tufts.
[12:36] : i go to yeshiva.
[12:36] : n*** i know when rosh hashana is!
[12:36] : my avorite videogame is call of duty!
[12:37] : c'mon son!
[12:37] : hell
[12:37] : true story
[12:37]: my favorite mixtape right now is guccimerica
[12:37]: ill probably have it playing on the ipod when im stopped
[12:37]: *All American Boy*