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please tell me u were drunk because thats just awful.Originally Posted by lil rell
i pooped myself in front of my friends while walking home from a party.. was 17 at the time...
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please tell me u were drunk because thats just awful.Originally Posted by lil rell
i pooped myself in front of my friends while walking home from a party.. was 17 at the time...
Originally Posted by SuperSaiyan415
please tell me u were drunk because thats just awful.Originally Posted by lil rell
i pooped myself in front of my friends while walking home from a party.. was 17 at the time...
Originally Posted by MeloManFan
Wouldnt that be more embarrassing for your girlfriend though?Originally Posted by TheSouthside
in middle school, when i was going out with my girlfriend, my mom would usually pick us up or take us where we're going when her mom or dad couldnt.
so this particular night, we go to main event (piffff) get out the car and everything, 10 minutes later, we're playin skee ball() and my mom finds us and says "whats this i found on your phone?" they were nude pics of my girl. mad ockword and my girl started to cry
terrible night, just terrible...
moral of the story is, make sure you always have your cell phone with you
Originally Posted by MistahCookie
well i don't think this is really embarrassing in my case.. but i remember back in freshman year, me and my friend were in a study hall chillen and talking about what we wanted for Christmas (since it was right around the corner). i was telling him that i was thinking about asking the pops if he could cop me the same phone he had (since it looked nice and all) and asked him if i could check it out and see how it is. he gave me the "ok" and handed it over to me. i start meddling around with it, looking through all the neat things it had, so i wind up in dudes pictures. next thing you know, i see a picture of this dudes shwang and i go "woah ##+" and he goes "what?" and goes over my shoulder to see what i was looking at. dude grabs his phone with a QUICKNESS and goes "YO ##+ MAN!" and i'm just dieing laughing and go "dude, was that what i think it was?" and he goes "man.. i forgot to delete the photo after i sent it to my girl". ever since then, dude felt mad awkward around me
Originally Posted by MistahCookie
well i don't think this is really embarrassing in my case.. but i remember back in freshman year, me and my friend were in a study hall chillen and talking about what we wanted for Christmas (since it was right around the corner). i was telling him that i was thinking about asking the pops if he could cop me the same phone he had (since it looked nice and all) and asked him if i could check it out and see how it is. he gave me the "ok" and handed it over to me. i start meddling around with it, looking through all the neat things it had, so i wind up in dudes pictures. next thing you know, i see a picture of this dudes shwang and i go "woah ##+" and he goes "what?" and goes over my shoulder to see what i was looking at. dude grabs his phone with a QUICKNESS and goes "YO ##+ MAN!" and i'm just dieing laughing and go "dude, was that what i think it was?" and he goes "man.. i forgot to delete the photo after i sent it to my girl". ever since then, dude felt mad awkward around me
Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko
smashed..
INS
2. Moms walked in on me smashing. She let out a sound like she was scared or sum and went back out... Next thing I know, I got a message on my phone like:
"Hey [Seeko] I'm just calling to tell you that I'm not mad at you and I made you some chicken. It's on the stove. Goodnight."
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Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko
1. Got cought fappin by my sisters friend, who could have gotten the business at the time, but it didnt go down. She just walked in the room without knocking and I'm sittin there oiled up and everything and I think she tried to play it off by acting like she didnt see anything (but I'm facing her and there's no way she didnt see..) and proceded to ask me a question. So I'm sittin here with my @%%+ in my hand and staring her in the face for half a second then I said "Yo.. I'm jackin off..." and she screamed and ran out the room. lulz for days. I kept teasin her about it, but I never smashed..
Originally Posted by MaZA4eVeR14
It was like the last day of sophmore year, me and my boys in English class was just sitting there talking isshh. So I get a lil jabbed with a joke, so my response was "shut up before I put my nuts on your chin". Buy I have this dislexia problem sometimes. So I blurt out thinking I had the perfect comeback and say "shut up before I put my chin on your nuts"
Got VERY quiet.
I felt super embarassed. Still don't live it down when I see my homie lol
Originally Posted by SkyyPilot
Got ##!$!%# on my head by a bird 1 second before 100 meter hurdle. Dude next to me was dying of laughter.
Originally Posted by 13saldana13
Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko
1. Got cought fappin by my sisters friend, who could have gotten the business at the time, but it didnt go down. She just walked in the room without knocking and I'm sittin there oiled up and everything and I think she tried to play it off by acting like she didnt see anything (but I'm facing her and there's no way she didnt see..) and proceded to ask me a question. So I'm sittin here with my @%%+ in my hand and staring her in the face for half a second then I said "Yo.. I'm jackin off..." and she screamed and ran out the room. lulz for days. I kept teasin her about it, but I never smashed..
Too funny...
I think I've heard you tell the second story before, lulz anyways.
Originally Posted by MaZA4eVeR14
It was like the last day of sophmore year, me and my boys in English class was just sitting there talking isshh. So I get a lil jabbed with a joke, so my response was "shut up before I put my nuts on your chin". Buy I have this dislexia problem sometimes. So I blurt out thinking I had the perfect comeback and say "shut up before I put my chin on your nuts"
Got VERY quiet.
I felt super embarassed. Still don't live it down when I see my homie lol
VirginOriginally Posted by daproblem53
%+% does this mean?Originally Posted by SNSD
I was having sex and my +$%+ slipped out and just when i was about to put it back in, she queefed
Originally Posted by FlyGuy3
Shot the basketball in the wrong hoop back in 5th grade. Thought i was the $%+ cause it was from 3 pointer, too. I was mad pumped up afterwards pounding my fist against my 11 year old chest thinking I was Kevin Garnett or something. Didn't realize I shot the ball to the other team's hoop until some jerks from the other team tapped me on the back and said thank you. The whole damn gym was laughing. My mom even clowned on me on the ride home.