NT, School me on shaking hands with women.

[usabasketball08]

Had an interview today with two female interviewers. Financial industry. Shook the first woman's hand firmly, and she gave me that "you shook my hand hard" face.

The next woman, I shook her hand a little bit softer. I was offered the job, but at the end of the interview, the second woman says:

"Just some advice for when you meet the other women around here, shake their hand firm like you would with a man. The other women won't like that. People think women aren't strong enough for a real handshake, but we are. We're probably stronger than men. "

The first chick laughs and says: "He shook my hand firmly and it kind of hurt."

What gives?

 

[SC kid]

2nd woman is lesbian.

I don't shake a womans hand like i shake a mans

 

[dropten]

Had an interview today with two female interviewers. Financial industry. Shook the first woman's hand firmly, and she gave me that "you shook my hand hard" face.

The next woman, I shook her hand a little bit softer. I was offered the job, but at the end of the interview, the second woman says:

"Just some advice for when you meet the other women around here, shake their hand firm like you would with a man. The other women won't like that. People think women aren't strong enough for a real handshake, but we are. We're probably stronger than men. "

The first chick laughs and says: "He shook my hand firmly and it kind of hurt."

What gives?

You sure she thought you shook too hard or was she thinking "you must have a strong D"?

 

[tireless drive]

No daps given, hugs only I don't care if she's kate middleton

 

[slicknick951]

When we interview females here hand shakes never ever ever ever are natural.

Let your hand meet in the web of the thumb and pointer finger then shake maybe 80%.

Gives them a chance to get a firm grip and not feel over powered but also allows u to not have that finger shake that ends up happening.

But if she doesn't know how to give a proper handshake (which a lot of people not only women don't) all bets are off

 

[Mark Antony]

It's always firm, as in steady, never squeezing. I never squid grip for anyone, and firm still keeps a squeezer at bay.

 

[me662ll a]

Firm handshake, always. 

 

[johnnyredstorm]

treat her hand like your ****. you wouldnt squeeze your **** hard, right?

 

[jayzz]

Grip her hand like you grip your **** when you masturbate

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[SC kid]

So shake her hand wit both my handz ??

 

[fontaine]

Moral of the story...

Women dont know what they want....

I just go for a light squeeze... But wrap my hand ALL the way around theirs to show I'm still the ******* man and she's the yamb


What's even more awkward is shaking hands with white dudes outside of a work setting

 

[jayzz]

No grip it with a tweezer...

Right?

****...

 

[frank mucus]

I usually shake softly but use my middle finger to stroke the inside of her palm, like I'm trying to tickle it.

If it makes her uncomfortable then her loss

 

[Nawzlew]

I usually shake softly but use my middle finger to stroke the inside of her palm, like I'm trying to tickle it.

If it makes her uncomfortable then her loss

bruh

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Don't shake hands

Kill them

 

[jayzz]

Don't shake hands

Kill them

Wisdom has been spoken

 

[airedweezy]

Don't listen to these rep hunters


You grab her hand ever so gently pull it to your lips give it a gentler kiss and say "thank you my lady" and give a slight bow.

 

[jayzz]

Don't listen to these rep hunters


You grab her hand ever so gently pull it to your lips give it a gentler kiss and say "thank you my lady" and give a slight bow.

That sounds like it could work

In a courtship during the 20's...

 

[young halo]

Grip her hand like you grip your **** when you masturbate

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So shake her hand wit both my handz ??

 

[airedweezy]

That sounds like it could work

In a courtship during the 20's...

Kinda curious what would happen if you did that now in professional setting? Straight up sexual harrasment lawsuit?

 

[bendover]

When you grab her hand, twist her around while you check her out. That way she knows who the alpha is from the start. If she got a fatty, go ahead and slap it. The ladies love that.

 

[diego]

This wouldn't be an issue of you would've WIO upon entering the interview room.

 

[nikeskywalker]

Tickle her palm with your index... shell feel it

 

[Master Zik]

YOOO I HAVE THIS SAME PROBLEM!

These women STAY coming with these weak willed handshakes. Feel like I'm holding hands with my 1 yr old niece :x I got big hands (or at least hands bigger than most women) and ever since I was a kid girls would tell me I'm too rough. No win situation for me.

I hate it when somebody comes with those super weak handshakes. Never shook hands with a feminine female and not walked away disappointed. I try to avoid it cuz I either end up shaking too hard to the point they say ow or like I said I leave feeling weird.

If anything OP, women are the ones that need to be schooled on firm handshakes.

That sounds like it could work

In a courtship during the 20's...

Kinda curious what would happen if you did that now in professional setting? Straight up sexual harrasment lawsuit?

So inappropriate. Before that they'd think you were a clown purposely insulting them, especially if a man is in the room and you give him a regular firm handshake

 

[treystylezpopz]

Sounds like your on the road to a sexual harassment case.lol working with them kimda broads.


For real though a simple handshake is enough for anyone. I never understood the purpose of a firm handshake, its ******ed and makes no damn difference either way.






I just walk in and dap everybody up at interviews...