OFFICIAL 2023-2024 COLLEGE FOOTBALL OFFSEASON THREAD *THE START OF THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINE DYNASTY; UPDATE 1/24/2024: THE END OF THE MICHIGAN DYNASTY*

[usabasketball08]

So…is the real news dropping tonight or what?

 

[N41D]

So…is the real news dropping tonight or what?

The next ball to drop might be Ross Bjork getting his *** kicked out the door.

 

[tmay407]

The next ball to drop might be Ross Bjork getting his *** kicked out the door.

Yea…I think we’ll see Ross out the door in the next week, and probably the Chancellor (Sharp) out the door within the next couple months. Now what do we do…give this hire up to RC Slocum again?

Can’t believe this ****ing dude tried to tell us coaches around the nation were telling him A&M was one of the best jobs in the nation, and that he hired a firm to help with the search, then tried to slide Mark ****ing Stoops in as the guy

 

[MVP]

Isn't A&M basically UK though in terms of football prominence, not talking resources but like what they are in reality?

 

[usabasketball08]

 

[N41D]

They're paying that man $9.5m a year til 2031 to coach with no pressure and be totally happy winning 7 games.

We did him a favor.

 

[elpablo21]

Translation:

"Go home Steve"

 

[tupac003]

 

[N41D]

Basically this

 

[CP1708]

in my 36 years on this planet.

You old as **** fam.

 

[tmay407]

Isn't A&M basically UK though in terms of football prominence, not talking resources but like what they are in reality?

I was in the midst of typing my 4th response to you when the page auto-reloaded again because of this ****ing nerd and his auto-refresh Instagram post in the middle of the page.

Short response: I guess it depends on how you define “prominence” though, and how you want to separate available resources from whatever else we offer a potential coach.

I honestly don’t know that we’re ever anything better than an 8 or 9 win team on average. I just don’t know that we should be paying more than $9MM per for that. And Stoops with his salary at a basketball school wasn’t gonna come for an incentive-rich contract that we were supposedly aiming for.

 

[elpablo21]

You old as **** fam.

 

[tmay407]

ARod at least got like 3 or 4 plays. Mark didn’t even make it to the transfer portal opening.

Anyone got a photoshop of Schiano in Tennessee gear?

 

[N41D]

You old as **** fam.

^

 

[nako xl]

Losing to Cal after upsetting USC last weekend.

Jonathan Smith should've waited a few extra days.

That other annoying new UCLA fan probably should have waited too

 

[NickFolarin]

I blame D StaXX for this man

Spoiler

 

[dacomeup]

Def makes sense that it’s Miss St with all the clown **** Lebby was doing . They couldn’t care less about the Briles connection.

 

[atlsfinest]

I don't know what Texas A&M is expecting. I don't think the A&M job is as good as their fans think it is. It's a good job, but not an elite job. Texas A&M isn't too good for Mark stoops. Stoops is a really good coach who is maximized his talent and raised the floor for the Kentucky program. I think he would do a really good job at Texas A&M but he isn't splashy enough.

The money people at A&M are more concerned about winning the press conference than winning games.

 

[witnesskb24]

Ahhhh Wasserman going the “look what he did at Kentucky!” Route I see

 

[Bobby Layne]

 

[usabasketball08]

 

[N41D]

Now we’re doing the Mark Stoops is great bit?

Really?

Mark Stoops got Kentucky to just good enough to beat bad-to-average teams some times. He never beats good SEC teams.

That’s a lazy *** hire and there’s no two ways around it.

 

[NickFolarin]

 

[N41D]

Ah cool the annual Bomani A&M rant for Twitter impressions!

"College Station is a problem!"
*checks roster talent and recruiting rankings* - Nope, that's not it!

 

[aepps20]

Haven’t been more proud of N41D than I am right now. He has more moral courage and character than FR3SH ever did. I am proud to be an Aggies fan. Clap it Ags. GG………….. who knows what we will spell. LFG