Official Bidet Appreciation Post

[tay1]

There’s power settings but I can’t even crank it fully to one. **** provides a jetstream to the rectum like it’s trying to colonize Mars.

 

[stayhi247]

After using one of these, Nothing Was The Same. The Toto Washlets are the way to go. You gotta step your personal hygiene game up.

 

[SupremeBeing5]

Still don’t understand why y’all shower before sma

 

[freakydestroyer]

Where does the water come from?

 

[SupremeBeing5]

Where does the water come from?

Toilet

 

[Bosa]

This thread is ayo

 

[Liquid Swords]

Bidet is wylin and doin it at the same damn time.







.like this thread

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Toilet

You splice it to the water line that feeds the toilet. Comes with da piece that gives two mouths.

This thread is ayo

Bruh we past da homophobia this all about treating yaself to that long lasting effects of a clean abyss.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Heated seat, charcoal filter, and that dryer...lifechanging. Best purchase ever. #totolife

That's cool. You have a link?

 

[Top Boy]

Mans in here advocating other men get high velocity water shot into their rectum

Yall will have to ride this wave without me

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Mans in here advocating other men get high velocity water shot into their rectum

Get ya mans, man

Ya too busy out here tryna look hard to appreciate having a healthy rectum that get ya through da day without scratching. Step ya poop game b

 

[Top Boy]

Ya too busy out here tryna look hard to appreciate having a healthy rectum that get ya through da day without scratching. Step ya poop game b

Wet wipes is all u need

That bidet blasting ya poop particles all around ya bathroom like a pre-potty trained toddler

Im not on that type of time

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Wet wipes cost ya on average $60 a year. da bidet is more fiscally responsible. Pays for itself after a few months b. Save da wipes for work.

 

[queencity45]

Mans in here advocating other men get high velocity water shot into their rectum

Yall will have to ride this wave without me

I’m with ya dudes prollie be spreadin cheeks smilin waiting for that shot to come

 

[Top Boy]

Wet wipes cost ya on average $60 a year. da bidet is more fiscally responsible. Pays for itself after a few months b. Save da wipes for work.

But how much money are you wasting on TP when that bidet leaves ya cheeks on tsunami?

 

[fapmasterjr]

That's cool. You have a link?

Bought it on Amazon:

TOTO SW2014#01 A100 WASHLET Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat with SoftClose Lid, Elongated, Cotton White Amazon product ASIN B0165UFOGS

Not bad to spend for treating yourself to cleanliness. But ya’ll would probably use the $$ on yeezys to impress other MEN. Do you NT!

 

[diego]

Mans in here advocating other men get high velocity water shot into their rectum

Yall will have to ride this wave without me

And ride the wave they will my friend...

 

[johnnyredstorm]

But how much money are you wasting on TP when that bidet leaves ya cheeks on tsunami?

It’s just he first wipe you need to double up on ya tp after that it’s boiler plate b

 

[Chopper]

Cats need to be re-potty trained if the benefit of a bidet is not walking around with an itchy *******. Straight TP and I don’t encounter itchy *** problems.

 

[SupremeBeing5]

Cats need to be re-potty trained if the benefit of a bidet is not walking around with an itchy *******. Straight TP and I don’t encounter itchy *** problems.

I was just about to say this.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Y’all easy to judge but ain’t into being enlightened by da toilet gawds

 

[Mark Antony]

It's amazing how weird and insecure ya'll get about cleanliness outside your zone. I don't use a bidet but some yall sound silly getting worked up. It's just hygiene man.

 

[SupremeBeing5]

Y’all easy to judge but ain’t into being enlightened by da toilet gawds

So if your not home you’re scratching all day?

FOH. Your hygiene is trash.

Bidet isn’t needed if it’s at your house.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Nah I got wipes for da road. Bidet provides da comfort and cleanliness needed for naval exploration.

 

[AZwildcats]

A lot of hotels in the Middle East have bidets hooked up to the toilets, which is where I tried one. They are uncomfortable at first, but they do clean very well. Going to be installing one in my house soon