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I remember when i was 14, i fell asleep while i was "releasing wastes"
(dunno how the hell that happened...
). I wake up to my mom banging on the bathroomdoor "HURRY THE %##! UP WE ABOUT TO LEAVE!!!11!" So i just get up like nothing happened, pulled up my pants, and jetted. I forget to wipe
. So i get intothe car, still kinda out of it. About 5 minutes down the road my parents get the
face. Naturally, they're like @#% is that smell. They roll down thewindows and $+** because they thought either me or my sister let one loose, but they soon find out that that doesnt help. They didnt say anything else for therest of the trip but i had to walk around in 5 stores with a load of mashed up crap between my cheeks.
Cliffnotes:
- i %+++%%$ on myself and forgot to wipe
Cliffnotes:
- i %+++%%$ on myself and forgot to wipe