babylonzion
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video was hilarious
36 ounces
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that video though...
bennyblanco3
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NO lines work, All i do is show my handsome face, And the $+%#!@ flock to the kid
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I wonder if any girls use pick up lines on guys. lol
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lmaooooooOriginally Posted by whyhellothere
weekz
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"Hey are you retared? Cuz I think you're special!!"
I'm dying...
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One of my signature moves
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what that thang smell like
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. 
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Dead @ the weatherman one.
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
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Lol
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Imma use this
themindofrrrent
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Are you 18 and over with two forms of ID?
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"Hey are you retared? Cuz I think you're special!!"
I'm dying...
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
futuremd
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Whole thread:
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This reminds me of the myspace can I hit loser thread lol
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roses are red, violets are blue, were having sex because im stronger than you.Id die laughing if a guy ever told me any of these.
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OHH MY GOODNESSthat would have worked on my ex
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be prepared though.....women's comebacks.
Man: "Havent I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. Whats your number?"
Woman: "Its in the phone book."
Man: "But I dont know your name."
Woman: "Thats in the phone book too."
Man: "Hey baby, whats your sign?"
Woman: "Stop!"
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Woman: "Actually I'd rather have the money."
Man: "I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours."
Woman: "I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours."
Man: "Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend."
Man: "Havent I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. Whats your number?"
Woman: "Its in the phone book."
Man: "But I dont know your name."
Woman: "Thats in the phone book too."
Man: "Hey baby, whats your sign?"
Woman: "Stop!"
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Woman: "Actually I'd rather have the money."
Man: "I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours."
Woman: "I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours."
Man: "Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend."
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^ .
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futuremd
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What video are y'all talking about?
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Last night at a bar I started talking to this cute blonde, she turned out to be really religious and kept telling me to give god another chance. I looked her in the eyes and pulled her close and then whispered in her ear, "If god exists, he's in my pants." She looked mortified, so I laughed and left.
