Pick-Up lines?

[pdpbboy]

Me: HEY EVERYBODY ! This beautiful girl and I are going to have SEX tonight !!!

Her: NO we are not !

Me: I'm sorry I don't speak spanish

 

[Jordan8]

What sexual position do u have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?... Could you ask your parents 4 me.

Can I buy you a drink...or do you just want the money?

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by cartune

What sexual position do u have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?... Could you ask your parents 4 me.

Can I buy you a drink...or do you just want the money?

 

[jpioneer]

Originally Posted by MECKS

hey do you know how to use a *insert your phone here*

"yes"

oh good, cuz mine has a problem, it doesn thave your number

Got the digits with this one

 

[aljayz863]

Ask her Can you Catch?
Reply because I think I'm falling for you. looooool

 

[nyzmagician]

Originally Posted by JPioneer

Originally Posted by MECKS

hey do you know how to use a *insert your phone here*

"yes"

oh good, cuz mine has a problem, it doesn't have your number

Got the digits with this one

 

[notoriouspat]

"If I was a watermelon, would you spit out my seeds?"

 

[bkroc915]

"Hey let me get your number"

GLR- Sorry i have a Bf

Oh can i have his number too.

 

[rdogg2003]

Me: what up, ma
Her: i got a man
Me: i got a goldfish
Her: huh?
Me: oh, i thought we were talking about +#*# that doesn't matter

 

[bangdak]

Originally Posted by RDogg2003


Me: what up, ma
Her: i got a man
Me: i got a goldfish
Her: huh?
Me: oh, i thought we were talking about +#*# that doesn't matter

x 1000000.

 

[49erpsycho]

Originally Posted by BangDak

Originally Posted by RDogg2003


Me: what up, ma
Her: i got a man
Me: i got a goldfish
Her: huh?
Me: oh, i thought we were talking about +#*# that doesn't matter

x 1000000.

 

[4wrestling]

Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood.

 

[huiedagreat]

Originally Posted by Menacin Methods

"get in the car"

iuno read across this and had me laughin lol

 

[shoeking2101]

Originally Posted by 49erPsycho

Originally Posted by BangDak

Originally Posted by RDogg2003


Me: what up, ma
Her: i got a man
Me: i got a goldfish
Her: huh?
Me: oh, i thought we were talking about +#*# that doesn't matter

x 1000000.

 

[the takeover]

Whip it out

 

[skep]

whisper lightly in her ear "I killed Mufasa"

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by skep

whisper lightly in her ear "I killed Mufasa"

hahaha wth

 

[vintuc]

Guy: Hey girl, let me buy you a drink
Girl: Sure
Guy: Milk?
Girl: huh?(Or whatever she would say)
Guy: You know, to go with your breakfast

 

[cucumbercool]

Originally Posted by skep

whisper lightly in her ear "I killed Mufasa"

 

[pftjordans]

Pure Comedy in here lol .... [at the club or something... make good eye contact with her first ... then...] : Motion for her to come over with one finger ...if she does then say:" if i made u come with one finger, imagine what i can do with two..." --- great ice breaker.

 

[urbanizedsole]

hahah that was a good one !

 

[nocomment6]

these are all good....

 

[illmatic34]

Originally Posted by skep

whisper lightly in her ear "I killed Mufasa"

que?

 

[skep]

if she doesnt find it funny, or doesnt know who mufasa is, she doesnt have a sense of humor

 

[mister wiggy]

if i were a nose would you blow me
if u were a monkey would u grab my branch
if u were a pot would you let me plant my seeds
if i were a wire would u insulate me
if u were a building could i demolish u
if i were a straw would u suck me
i tried...

but are u a chicken farmer? cuz u sure know how to raise a c**k