- Nov 25, 2007
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Me: HEY EVERYBODY ! This beautiful girl and I are going to have SEX tonight !!!
Her: NO we are not !
Me: I'm sorry I don't speak spanish
Her: NO we are not !
Me: I'm sorry I don't speak spanish
Pick-Up lines?
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- Feb 8, 2009
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What sexual position do u have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?... Could you ask your parents 4 me.
Can I buy you a drink...or do you just want the money?
Can I buy you a drink...or do you just want the money?
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Got the digits with this oneOriginally Posted by MECKS
hey do you know how to use a *insert your phone here*
"yes"
oh good, cuz mine has a problem, it doesn thave your number
- Sep 21, 2009
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Ask her Can you Catch?
Reply because I think I'm falling for you. looooool
Reply because I think I'm falling for you. looooool
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Originally Posted by JPioneer
Got the digits with this oneOriginally Posted by MECKS
hey do you know how to use a *insert your phone here*
"yes"
oh good, cuz mine has a problem, it doesn't have your number
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"If I was a watermelon, would you spit out my seeds?"
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"Hey let me get your number"
GLR- Sorry i have a Bf
Oh can i have his number too.
GLR- Sorry i have a Bf
Oh can i have his number too.
- Nov 21, 2002
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Me: what up, ma
Her: i got a man
Me: i got a goldfish
Her: huh?
Me: oh, i thought we were talking about +#*# that doesn't matter
Her: i got a man
Me: i got a goldfish
Her: huh?
Me: oh, i thought we were talking about +#*# that doesn't matter
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49erpsycho
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Originally Posted by BangDak
x 1000000.
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Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood.
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iuno read across this and had me laughin lol
shoeking2101
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Originally Posted by 49erPsycho
Originally Posted by BangDak
x 1000000.
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Whip it out
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whisper lightly in her ear "I killed Mufasa"
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hahaha wth
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Guy: Hey girl, let me buy you a drink
Girl: Sure
Guy: Milk?
Girl: huh?(Or whatever she would say)
Guy: You know, to go with your breakfast
Girl: Sure
Guy: Milk?
Girl: huh?(Or whatever she would say)
Guy: You know, to go with your breakfast
- Nov 11, 2007
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Pure Comedy in here lol .... [at the club or something... make good eye contact with her first ... then...] : Motion for her to come over with one finger ...if she does then say:" if i made u come with one finger, imagine what i can do with two..." --- great ice breaker.
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hahah that was a good one !
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these are all good....
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que?
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if she doesnt find it funny, or doesnt know who mufasa is, she doesnt have a sense of humor
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if i were a nose would you blow me
if u were a monkey would u grab my branch
if u were a pot would you let me plant my seeds
if i were a wire would u insulate me
if u were a building could i demolish u
if i were a straw would u suck me
i tried...
but are u a chicken farmer? cuz u sure know how to raise a c**k
if u were a monkey would u grab my branch
if u were a pot would you let me plant my seeds
if i were a wire would u insulate me
if u were a building could i demolish u
if i were a straw would u suck me
i tried...
but are u a chicken farmer? cuz u sure know how to raise a c**k
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