Post real stories nobody will ever believe.

[nineteen92]

Any more paranormal ones?

 

[jbpkickz]

I smashed Angel Cummings

instarep

 

[fudgemoney24]

That's crazy man, I live right near there too. Hate to say it but you sure it wasn't one of those dreams where you dream you're waking up and doing things and it's just so realistic you think those things actually happened?

Definitely not. My mom witnessed the whole thing as well.

 

[atlien seeko]

dudes here having time slips... just listened to a podcast today on it... weird.

Mysterious Universe

 

[atlien seeko]

So today, I was on the highway traveling south on the MassPike, and theres this huge big rig. Im pretty sure the driver dozes off and the truck starts to swerve going and occupying all the lanes. Then out of nowhere, a car goes airborne, flys over my car and then lands flat on its wheels like nothing ever happened. Then by now, the trucker is back in its lane like nothing ever happened. I was wondering if the driver was okay but he kept driving. Then a few miles down the road the truck starts to swerve again. The same car that flipped before, flips again and flys once again over me. By now I'm going crazy because I think I'm dreaming but I'm not otherwise I'm still dreaming. It was like something out of Final destination or Daja Vu stuff. 

Nah.. No way. Not buying it. lol

 

[the hater boxden]

So i was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. I am talking really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi".

Anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack my back for me, and i thought it was kind of weird, but i accepted. So, I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and she stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this way? i have seen it, but it is weird to explain) anyway, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounce.

Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down i couldn't feel my legs it was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the ground, my legs going off in weird directions. then i heard a loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, i was so embarrassed and i looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going on.

So i tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was mad and thought i was just being a freak ****ting on the floor, but after a while they realized i wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance so i went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery.

Now i'm completely fine so...i never went back to that school

that story is old as hell b

 

[dollaman11]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of my girls I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to have sex. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my crotch. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my crotch. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later.
My 30 inch crotch is going inside of her box, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm having sex with her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I finally finished. There had to have been about two pints of my men everywhere. People say I shoot like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long while. Bravo sir

 

[night marcher01]

HOLY SNAPP I broke so many KNECKS yesterdayy

i wore BAPE HOODY SHARK X RALPH LAUREN JEANS X NIKE DUNK sb

ok so im walkin in school, and this one guy is like yo thats a sick hood, then this other guy is like HOLY CRAP ZIP IT UP ZIP IT UP ZIP IT UP.

like 50 ppl circled me theyre all chanting "ZIP IT UP, ZIP IT UP"

The vp comes in theyr'e like is going??? the kids are like LOOOOK

SO i show everyone (include vp) the tags and stuff, and they're like BAPE IS THAT??? APE????

OK so everyone is talkin to me in hallways like yo where u get that at, how come u soo cool, how come u so fly, how come im not like u, how come im playa u not..e tc...

i go in my english class, W/ HOT TEACHER, AND HOT GURLS IN MY CLASS, my friend is like YO GUYS CHECK THIS OUT, PUTS MY HOODIE UP, I BREAK LIKE 29 KNECKS IN 10 SECONDS, I DUNNO THATS LIKE A RECORD!!

THE GURLS ARE ALL SCREAMING, LIKE OMGOSHHH I LOVE UUUU

im like i dont luv u sorry

everyone is screamin for joy for like 10 mins, they happy for me, theyre going crazy off myhoodie when i full zip it.

MY TAECHER is like I LOVE U, I LOVE UR HOODIE, WHERE YOU GET IT.

SHE SAID THAT LIKE 20 TIMES (SHE KEPT TOUCHING MY SHOULDER, SO I WAS WONDERING IF I SHOULD GET MY SHOULDER LEAN???????????)

OK anyways im so popular thanks to bape, before i wasnt as cool, but now im like supper cool, impimp, fly, im the real thing, no fake thug, im a real, no wannabe fake, IM REAL DEAL GUYY

 

[Ofc.Phan]

^ this and harlem shake story

 

[souljaman22]

when i was little i had sleep paralysis. i was laying there with my eyes open and couldnt move. i tried screaming for help but i couldnt talk. there was this ugly little troll monster on the other side of my room. it had a hunchback and kind looked like the pokemon drowsee. :x it was walking towards me. it was walking super slow and when it got close i shook of the the paralysis and got up. had me shook for ever. still get goosebumps when i tell people and got em typing this

 

[killamastermind]

Nah.. No way. Not buying it. lol

Thats the crazy part though. I still don't believe it. It all happened in sequence too. 

 

[superantigen]

I made it out of the Friend-zone, 2.5 times, with 3 different girls.




...

 

[killamastermind]

I made it out of the Friend-zone, 2.5 times, with 3 different girls.
...

 

[sofa king awsm]

when i was little i had sleep paralysis. i was laying there with my eyes open and couldnt move. i tried screaming for help but i couldnt talk. there was this ugly little troll monster on the other side of my room. it had a hunchback and kind looked like the pokemon drowsee. :x it was walking towards me. it was walking super slow and when it got close i shook of the the paralysis and got up. had me shook for ever. still get goosebumps when i tell people and got em typing this

dam. tell me why every time i get sleep paralysis i get the feeling something is watching me. always sense a presence in the room... i hear weird noises and always expect something to pop out. The last time i had one was 2 months ago. trying to wake myself up...sooo hard. nothing was working. I start to trip and see white mist forming to the left of me, shadowy fiqures moving aroudn the walls, when i look at them they move or disapear. I start to get really anxious and want to wake up ASAP cuz at this point i know that im deep in the sleep paralysis...and i just know some mfer will try to show it self and im not trying to see any paranormal bs. And during the sleep paralysis its impossible to close your eyes(seeing from 3rd eye vision?)..so your forced to watch wutevers gonna happen. well i start going bat**** crzy and prob the most scared ive ever been and i wake up a lil bit later. I used to just relax and experience it if it came...I fear da sleep paralysis now.

 

[jd214]

True story, This didn't happen to me, But here it goes...

My sister was at the mall the other day and was approached by some lady, Lady started a conversation and was being nice and cool with my sister, Then she said she was trying to get her nephew Jose Torres (Soccer Player for the US National Team) a girlfriend, She even had pictures of dude and everything, She wanted my sister to meet him, But my sister told her she already had a boyfriend.

 

[whytewunder]

We used to own a snake that was 18ft long with a head the size of a football.

Dads friend asked him to hold it. It was left behind by 1 of his tenants.
We fed this thing chickens, rats, rabbits. It was in this wooden cargo box with chicken wire mesh.
Had it for like a month in our yard. If it got out it definitely could have killed a child or a ******. This was back in like 93.

 

[shloob]

sleep paralysis is no joke. i had a case a couple nights ago in my dorm. felt like it was lifting me up off my bed or sumn. I really hate that man.

 

[dhart48]

Celebrity:
Got a kiss from brittany murphy when she was on jay leno and gave leno a personalized gift from the company i worked for. We were heading to vegas for the first time and decided to stop check out "the tonight show". when we get to NBC for the taping they have all these signs saying NO CAMERAS, and i'm not trying to get booted so i leave it in the car(as I don't think we would ever be put in either situation) So it's summer so they bring us outside for the musical guest me and my other boy were right on the side where jay walks up to the stage and introduces the guest and then chills on the side. Brittany came out the same side and everyone went crazy, particularly this one guy who shoved his was to where she was shaking hands,signing autographs before the musical guest started. He visibly pushed me in front of her and she didn't even acknowledge him. She comes directly up to me and offers a pic(no camera) or she could sign something for me(the last autographs i collected were disney autographs and that was 20 yrs ago,so thats not for me) So I point to my cheek and start tapping it and she's like ok and lays one on my cheek,i obviously didn't know she was gonna die which makes this story pretty cool.
While that whole thing is going on Jay was shooting those promos you see right before the news wraps their show where he talks about the guest. So he comes down and everyone again goes crazy. I just flash the gift with his name on it and of course he comes over and starts choppin it up with me, askin where i'm from how much he likes our product etc. My boys are busy lookin around and for about 3 mins i'm just talkin to jay leno, like just me. They turn around all shocked and i introduce them and then jay's like "i gotta go" wanna take a pic??" and someone even calls out and volunteers to take the pic, perfect scenario right??? then my boys start posing with jay and everyone's like
WHERES YOUR CAMERA MAN??


Alien:
One of the friends from the leno story a couple of weeks later asked me to help him move his lady up from SDSU. Which i agreed to as i was single at the time. He started driving and we get on I-5. It's the middle of the night so it's pretty dark and if you know anything about I-5, the only lights on that long stretch of road are your headlights. Now i'm one of those people that do believe in Aliens anyways and I badger my friend on the subject all the time, bigfoot, conspiracies, stuff like that. He's not a skeptic just not as interested. So anyways we are driving and all we see is the lil bit of road his lights pickup. All of the sudden we see these 2 lights, they are slightly smaller than the normal headlights, oval and about as far apart as the width of a car. They then start spinning in opposite directions, we don't see a craft just these light spinning, after about 15 seconds of them spinning the lights go back to where they were, and soon as they do that, WHATEVER those lights were attached to just turned sideways and off the road. We kept driving.....in silence for 15 mins and our next exchange went like this:
him- you saw that right???
me- yes
I know for 15 mins we both thought we were crazy

partyin:
Went to my boys apartment on one and two chicks were there that were in my same "condition" made out with both of them. Turns out they are mutual friends of another one of my homegirls(she fine but we too close for any type of relationship) so my homegirl invites me to go with just the 3 of them camping, of course i said yes.
we didnt bring any food
only drugs and alcohol
i dont have pics so i wont tell the story,
lets just say when we drove up there we were all talking and everything was ALL good, the drive back nobody said anything to anyone and i dont see the other 2 chicks but im still friends with my homegirl and we NEVER EVER EVER talk about that weekend, we even joke about how we never talk about it
dont get me wrong I had a blast but after on the car ride back we all just felt like :x :x :x

anybody else have a weekend like that?? I'm talking fear and loathing type %@

 

[demonbasketball04]

So i was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. I am talking really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi".
Anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack my back for me, and i thought it was kind of weird, but i accepted. So, I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and she stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this way? i have seen it, but it is weird to explain) anyway, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounce.
Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down i couldn't feel my legs it was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the ground, my legs going off in weird directions. then i heard a loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, i was so embarrassed and i looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going on.
So i tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was mad and thought i was just being a freak ****ting on the floor, but after a while they realized i wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance so i went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery.
Now i'm completely fine so...i never went back to that school

Hi, welcome to the internet!

 

[atlien seeko]

partyin:
Went to my boys apartment on one and two chicks were there that were in my same "condition" made out with both of them. Turns out they are mutual friends of another one of my homegirls(she fine but we too close for any type of relationship) so my homegirl invites me to go with just the 3 of them camping, of course i said yes.
we didnt bring any food
only drugs and alcohol
i dont have pics so i wont tell the story,
lets just say when we drove up there we were all talking and everything was ALL good, the drive back nobody said anything to anyone and i dont see the other 2 chicks but im still friends with my homegirl and we NEVER EVER EVER talk about that weekend, we even joke about how we never talk about it
dont get me wrong I had a blast but after on the car ride back we all just felt like :x :x :x
anybody else have a weekend like that?? I'm talking fear and loathing type %@

DETAILS!

 

[Ofc.Phan]

Hi, welcome to the internet!

ok

 

[Master Zik]

dhart48, you didn't even tell a story ppl wouldn't believe. You just set up the premise and then tried to yadda yadda yaddaa a camp trip with 3 females

 

[killamastermind]

partyin:
Went to my boys apartment on one and two chicks were there that were in my same "condition" made out with both of them. Turns out they are mutual friends of another one of my homegirls(she fine but we too close for any type of relationship) so my homegirl invites me to go with just the 3 of them camping, of course i said yes.
we didnt bring any food
only drugs and alcohol
i dont have pics so i wont tell the story,
lets just say when we drove up there we were all talking and everything was ALL good, the drive back nobody said anything to anyone and i dont see the other 2 chicks but im still friends with my homegirl and we NEVER EVER EVER talk about that weekend, we even joke about how we never talk about it
dont get me wrong I had a blast but after on the car ride back we all just felt like

anybody else have a weekend like that?? I'm talking fear and loathing type %&#@

Yes more details now that you have made me uneasy and I want to know more

 

[dwileykyot]

Nothing too crazy from me ... But when I was young.. Maybe 7 or 8... The fam packs up the conversion van to 4th of July fireworks.
They shoot them off a barge in the river and we're parked on the bank.
During the fireworks, a wild renegade spark literally flies through the van window into the back of the van where me and brother are sitting.
Nobody got hit, it just fizzled out but nobody ever believes this when I tell them.
I was just talking about it with my mom the other day.

 

[D Fly]

Occasionally the lights in my living room will switch off by themselves for like 10 seconds then switch back on. But the wiring seems to be fine.


And today they just started flickering on and off like mad. I quickly turned it off.


:\ think I got a ghost in my living room.