Post the CRAZIEST party you ever been to.

[rawse]

Haven't really been to THAT crazy of a party yet... but me and a couple friends went to this one dude's house party.. BP and food, all provided by his parents.

Anyways, we're all just partying and doing whatever, this one dumb Asian chick was sitting on the ground for some reason. My friend who is pretty big, (NH) doesn't see her leg sticking out while he was playing BP, then steps back and steps on her leg. This B starts to cry and acts like her leg is broken, acting all over dramatic. The house owner brings out a machete,

but not because of my friend accidentally stepped on this dumb chick's leg, but because he heard that some random dudes were trying to crash the party.. My friend gets shook cause he thinks he's about to get sliced up like some shusi, so he gets to his car and drives up the street to take a nap, while me and other people get back to the party... He said he was never going back to that house ever again... he has never gone back. LOL

this brings back memories...

 

[al audi]

50 Cent House Party out here in CT. Hands down.......the crib is stupid big.

 

[al audi]

50 Cent House Party out here in CT. Hands down.......the crib is stupid big.

 

[defconzero]

Me and my homies threw a house party the summer of 07 out here in CA (Porter Ranch to be specific, for all the SFV folk), The theme was GI Joes and Army +%@%, Charged dudes at the doors girls were let in free if they were dressed to impress

, had 3 kegs, made a @@*$ ton of jungle juice, I would say close to 500-700 people rolled through, 3-5 fights popped off, we had homies from Rosemead do security for us. made over 1k and split it between 6 dudes, the best part was it was even broken up no cops rolled thru and this was in a pretty upscale neighborhood. People I run into still talk about that party to this day!

 

[defconzero]

Me and my homies threw a house party the summer of 07 out here in CA (Porter Ranch to be specific, for all the SFV folk), The theme was GI Joes and Army +%@%, Charged dudes at the doors girls were let in free if they were dressed to impress

, had 3 kegs, made a @@*$ ton of jungle juice, I would say close to 500-700 people rolled through, 3-5 fights popped off, we had homies from Rosemead do security for us. made over 1k and split it between 6 dudes, the best part was it was even broken up no cops rolled thru and this was in a pretty upscale neighborhood. People I run into still talk about that party to this day!

 

[the yes guy]

Good timing on this thread. Two nights ago the first party I attempted to go ended when the host decided he'd rather stand in the doorway with a shotgun than let 300 people in his house, then the next one (with most of the same 300 people) was cool for a while until a police helicopter showed up and spotlit the whole backyard. It was a weird night.

 

[the yes guy]

Good timing on this thread. Two nights ago the first party I attempted to go ended when the host decided he'd rather stand in the doorway with a shotgun than let 300 people in his house, then the next one (with most of the same 300 people) was cool for a while until a police helicopter showed up and spotlit the whole backyard. It was a weird night.

 

[tony ayooo]

went to the club with irv gotti one time..everybody was gettin tipsy in that $%++#

 

[tony ayooo]

went to the club with irv gotti one time..everybody was gettin tipsy in that $%++#

 

[the coolness]

Originally Posted by tony AYOOO

went to the club with irv gotti one time..everybody was gettin tipsy in that $%++#

I was there! The same night that MJ was there? You probably didn't see him, he was on that Patron...you know, the balcony thing ?

 

[the coolness]

Originally Posted by tony AYOOO

went to the club with irv gotti one time..everybody was gettin tipsy in that $%++#

I was there! The same night that MJ was there? You probably didn't see him, he was on that Patron...you know, the balcony thing ?

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

I figure it's time to roll, so me and my boy get ready to dip when we sees his boy rolling up with a shotgun

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Life is like a hurricaaaaaaaaaaaaaane.......

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

I figure it's time to roll, so me and my boy get ready to dip when we sees his boy rolling up with a shotgun

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Life is like a hurricaaaaaaaaaaaaaane.......

 

[murray497]

My parents went away last week for their 20th wedding anniversary and left me home alone. So ive been talking to the german exchange chick in my Bio class for most of the semester and this week was perfect to make my move since i got an empty house. I told her i was gonna show her a "piece of Germany".
So yesterday i grabbed the keys to my moms Benz wagon, had some stoner dude pick me up a 6 pack of Becks, and i thought we could finish the night off with a sausage tasting
Long story short, we're in the car, the Becks is kicking in with her (i didnt drink and drive) and she says its cool to go back to my pad. In the back of my head i start flipping out. Then when i go to make a uturn i forget that i have it in freaking reverse. I backed up into a telephone pole!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! nooooooo!! Sea blocked by a pole, pole blocked! I got a MEAN dent it the back and im flipping out and it kills the mood. I was in a get in those ribs mood and she was in a take me home mood.
So i take it over to this oily machanic dude i know to get an estimate today. He tells me $950 BUCKS!! Im like Allah, jesus, whoever, please just kill me. So i go to my boys house and everybody thinks its FUNNY! This girl Casey was there who is like the head of all the dances and all that says she might have an idea to help me out.
She said that our school dance team was sponsoring a HARLEM SHAKE contest on monday and the GRAND PRIZE IS $1000! At first i was like yessssssss but then i remembered i didnt know how to Harlem Shake.
Im determined to get this done whatever it takes but the compitition is supposed to be steep. Like 100 kids signed up and they're bussing in actual Harlem residents to judge the contest. I need some soul quick! If i win i can get the car fixed and cleaned up before the parental units get home next thursday.
Any tips? anything? videos? i just spent an hour watching this girls copy of Darrens Dance Grooves and my head is spinning. Im practicing in the mirror but it just looks like im drowning. My arms are just flapping all over the place and i almost dislocated my shoulder. broke. My parents left me money to eat and stuff but thats just about to run out. I spent most of it on a couple pairs of Dunks the day they left now all i can afford is like a slice of pizza a day.

Now i hear that "Pete The Pop Lockin Playa" and his friend "Hustlin Hank" (yes, thats what they call themselves) were trying to get their hands on the German chick. Tonight! GOD does my life SUCK. Shes a sweet girl and very impressionable. Now these dancer kids who run the school are probably gonna foul her before i get my shot

my shoulders are killing me This kid DJ Tanner is gonna be on the wheels of steel for the competition. Im cool with him, he wished me luck when i saw him today. He said he's been saving some of his dopes beats and freshest grooves especially for tomorrow. I wanna be ready for whatever he puts on.

I can feel the funk in the blood. If dancing was a house, Poppin' Pete would be evicted So I get to school this morning all braided up and there’s a huge buzz about the contest tonight. People I don’t even know heard about my story started wishing me luck in the hallway. So I’m in the library during my 3rd period study hall and one of Poppin Pete’s henchmen “Funky Brewster

 

[murray497]

My parents went away last week for their 20th wedding anniversary and left me home alone. So ive been talking to the german exchange chick in my Bio class for most of the semester and this week was perfect to make my move since i got an empty house. I told her i was gonna show her a "piece of Germany".
So yesterday i grabbed the keys to my moms Benz wagon, had some stoner dude pick me up a 6 pack of Becks, and i thought we could finish the night off with a sausage tasting
Long story short, we're in the car, the Becks is kicking in with her (i didnt drink and drive) and she says its cool to go back to my pad. In the back of my head i start flipping out. Then when i go to make a uturn i forget that i have it in freaking reverse. I backed up into a telephone pole!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! nooooooo!! Sea blocked by a pole, pole blocked! I got a MEAN dent it the back and im flipping out and it kills the mood. I was in a get in those ribs mood and she was in a take me home mood.
So i take it over to this oily machanic dude i know to get an estimate today. He tells me $950 BUCKS!! Im like Allah, jesus, whoever, please just kill me. So i go to my boys house and everybody thinks its FUNNY! This girl Casey was there who is like the head of all the dances and all that says she might have an idea to help me out.
She said that our school dance team was sponsoring a HARLEM SHAKE contest on monday and the GRAND PRIZE IS $1000! At first i was like yessssssss but then i remembered i didnt know how to Harlem Shake.
Im determined to get this done whatever it takes but the compitition is supposed to be steep. Like 100 kids signed up and they're bussing in actual Harlem residents to judge the contest. I need some soul quick! If i win i can get the car fixed and cleaned up before the parental units get home next thursday.
Any tips? anything? videos? i just spent an hour watching this girls copy of Darrens Dance Grooves and my head is spinning. Im practicing in the mirror but it just looks like im drowning. My arms are just flapping all over the place and i almost dislocated my shoulder. broke. My parents left me money to eat and stuff but thats just about to run out. I spent most of it on a couple pairs of Dunks the day they left now all i can afford is like a slice of pizza a day.

Now i hear that "Pete The Pop Lockin Playa" and his friend "Hustlin Hank" (yes, thats what they call themselves) were trying to get their hands on the German chick. Tonight! GOD does my life SUCK. Shes a sweet girl and very impressionable. Now these dancer kids who run the school are probably gonna foul her before i get my shot

my shoulders are killing me This kid DJ Tanner is gonna be on the wheels of steel for the competition. Im cool with him, he wished me luck when i saw him today. He said he's been saving some of his dopes beats and freshest grooves especially for tomorrow. I wanna be ready for whatever he puts on.

I can feel the funk in the blood. If dancing was a house, Poppin' Pete would be evicted So I get to school this morning all braided up and there’s a huge buzz about the contest tonight. People I don’t even know heard about my story started wishing me luck in the hallway. So I’m in the library during my 3rd period study hall and one of Poppin Pete’s henchmen “Funky Brewster

 

[apollo greed]

Harlem Shake story doesn't make sense in the thread, but is still

anyway.. 

 

[apollo greed]

Harlem Shake story doesn't make sense in the thread, but is still

anyway.. 

 

[Nouss]

Originally Posted by the coolness

Originally Posted by tony AYOOO

went to the club with irv gotti one time..everybody was gettin tipsy in that $%++#

I was there! The same night that MJ was there? You probably didn't see him, he was on that Patron...you know, the balcony thing ?

Yo that thread had me rollin.

Harlem Shake story, not soo much.

 

[Nouss]

Originally Posted by the coolness

Originally Posted by tony AYOOO

went to the club with irv gotti one time..everybody was gettin tipsy in that $%++#

I was there! The same night that MJ was there? You probably didn't see him, he was on that Patron...you know, the balcony thing ?

Yo that thread had me rollin.

Harlem Shake story, not soo much.

 

[jordanpp30]

Rolled with Mike Posner and Big Sean after their concert @ UMD.. frat party.. i was Posner's younger brother for the night

You can figure the rest out.

 

[jordanpp30]

Rolled with Mike Posner and Big Sean after their concert @ UMD.. frat party.. i was Posner's younger brother for the night

You can figure the rest out.

 

[bkmac]

My immediate friends and I had a party at another one of our friends house. A Facebook event for invitations. Let's put it this way. the keg was done in about fifteen minutes. And you know the stone lion statues that don't break? Let's just say they broke...

 

[bkmac]

My immediate friends and I had a party at another one of our friends house. A Facebook event for invitations. Let's put it this way. the keg was done in about fifteen minutes. And you know the stone lion statues that don't break? Let's just say they broke...

 

[bangdak]

at someone posting that Harlem Shake Story

 

[bangdak]

at someone posting that Harlem Shake Story