tonytw0tone
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Originally Posted by JordanHead2
I farted while I was getting dome.
I still finished though
Post your most embarrassing sexual encounters vol. 4
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its not bad, it just has to be cleanOriginally Posted by yep617
yeah, i dont mind eating a girl out, but not the poop shute.....but hey if thats your thing, im not knockin it.Originally Posted by JACKEL56
soOriginally Posted by yep617
the next morning shes like "you know you ate my butthole last night?
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My first time...
I was 13 and the chick was 16 and I was popping !*$% like I had sex wit mad girls and I knew how to bust !+#...(but In fact i never even beat off before)...
Once I fell in that warmth...3 blinks and I was done...
i remember yelling and jerkin and !*$% because I never felt anything like that before...
She didn't say anything when we was done but she had that face like she was gonna tell all the whole NYC about my pipe game...
I was 13 and the chick was 16 and I was popping !*$% like I had sex wit mad girls and I knew how to bust !+#...(but In fact i never even beat off before)...
Once I fell in that warmth...3 blinks and I was done...
i remember yelling and jerkin and !*$% because I never felt anything like that before...
She didn't say anything when we was done but she had that face like she was gonna tell all the whole NYC about my pipe game...
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Hmm.. Y'all only nut once and you're done? Cuz damn. Ol' boy was done after his third time.. but even then, he was reluctant to be done.
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iblink
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thas called going for 3 rounds... not to mention this is the most embarrassing sexual encounters thread... so of course things will be bad in here
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hahaa my bad yall.
i meant my girlfriend sole lovely. NOT my cousin
i meant my girlfriend sole lovely. NOT my cousin
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over exaggerated about my length to a chick, had no condom, had to walk out to the pharmacy real quick
was staring at the shelf, I was like man if I dont return with some magnums Imma embarrass myself, this chick thinks Im packing a ruler
so I copped a magnum, getting ahead of myself as always, got back and slipped it on
yea, SLIPPED , my junk just fell in there, so much wasted space, it was like renting a home with a pool house knowing dam well you cant swim
I kept stalling saying wait Im not fully erect yet, but of course I was lying, the intercourse was weird, almost bothersome, it was like wearing a extra longsock and folding it under your foot.
but till this day my magnums stay baggy
was staring at the shelf, I was like man if I dont return with some magnums Imma embarrass myself, this chick thinks Im packing a ruler
so I copped a magnum, getting ahead of myself as always, got back and slipped it on
yea, SLIPPED , my junk just fell in there, so much wasted space, it was like renting a home with a pool house knowing dam well you cant swim
I kept stalling saying wait Im not fully erect yet, but of course I was lying, the intercourse was weird, almost bothersome, it was like wearing a extra longsock and folding it under your foot.
but till this day my magnums stay baggy
bluexsneakerhead
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but till this day my magnums stay baggy
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oh pshh lies hahahaOriginally Posted by bluexsneakerhead
same thing happened to my boyfriend & i twice
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Magnums are a very akward feelin rubber....Everytime I rock one it feels like its slippin off and im constantlly checkin to make sure its not alone in dabooty....
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iBlink wrote:
A few months back I was with my ex. She was feeling hella excited, tombout let me get on top.
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Originally Posted by Crank Lucas
over exaggerated about my length to a chick, had no condom, had to walk out to the pharmacy real quick
was staring at the shelf, I was like man if I dont return with some magnums Imma embarrass myself, this chick thinks Im packing a ruler
so I copped a magnum, getting ahead of myself as always, got back and slipped it on
yea, SLIPPED , my junk just fell in there, so much wasted space, it was like renting a home with a pool house knowing dam well you cant swim
I kept stalling saying wait Im not fully erect yet, but of course I was lying, the intercourse was weird, almost bothersome, it was like wearing a extra long sock and folding it under your foot.
but till this day my magnums stay baggy
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Originally Posted by BgL2687
Originally Posted by Crank Lucas
over exaggerated about my length to a chick, had no condom, had to walk out to the pharmacy real quick
was staring at the shelf, I was like man if I dont return with some magnums Imma embarrass myself, this chick thinks Im packing a ruler
so I copped a magnum, getting ahead of myself as always, got back and slipped it on
yea, SLIPPED , my junk just fell in there, so much wasted space, it was like renting a home with a pool house knowing dam well you cant swim
I kept stalling saying wait Im not fully erect yet, but of course I was lying, the intercourse was weird, almost bothersome, it was like wearing a extra long sock and folding it under your foot.
but till this day my magnums stay baggy
xcellziscrack
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i was with this chick i met after the club she was giving me good mouth and told me to warn her when im about to cum so i wouldnt do it in her mouth
i tapped on the bed
and the ho lets the cum squirt out all over my chest
smh fml
i recall this was new years eve that just past.
i tapped on the bed
and the ho lets the cum squirt out all over my chest
smh fml
i recall this was new years eve that just past.
AL Andretti
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Her: "Is that it?"
Me: "Ah yeah baby, that's it
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Me: "Ah yeah baby, that's it
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someone sticky this, so i can read it manana. real brief, office meetings with teachers, i used to get aroused, the chemistry teacher was a milf and a half.standing up and walking out was an art form involving backpack and akward gestures.
i never smashed.
fail
i never smashed.
fail
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DAMN
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Originally Posted by mjbetch
oh pshh lies hahahaOriginally Posted by bluexsneakerhead
same thing happened to my boyfriend & i twice
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dre tell the story bout how when u was a lil kid hangin out wit the older folks... and you was talkin big about how your meat was all big &*%++... and some broad told you to come talk to her in private (you knew what was upOriginally Posted by dreClark
Her: "Is that it?"
Me: "Ah yeah baby, that's it"
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Damn bro, you sure do have a great memory.Originally Posted by ericberry14
dre tell the story bout how when u was a lil kid hangin out wit the older folks... and you was talkin big about how your meat was all big & *%++... and some broad told you to come talk to her in private (you knew what was upOriginally Posted by dreClark
Her: "Is that it?"
Me: "Ah yeah baby, that's it"
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)... then she just grabbed the meat & said "bO1 $t0P lY1n"... and then she proceeded to tell everyone ya meat was small...