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i have soft hands
religious paraffin wax routine or lotion?
no double entendre
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i have soft hands
I pick my boogers and flick them wherever
I can only do number 2 @ my house, nordstrom & if I've worked at a place longer than 6 months. I'd just rather drive home to dump.
Sometimes when I'm smashing a chick I already think about the next chick Ima invite over before I even bust. ( sexual problem/imbalance)
I cut my nails (toes/feet) outside so I don't have to worry about mess
I have rarely cheated on chicks, cause when I'm in a relationship I want to feel/experience love not just pretend. But if I do cheat to always cause we were technically on break smh
I'm 6'8 so I always look for the tallest chicks at bars cause I'm like their best option
I have been in Cali 10 months and have had 15+ sexual partners. I try to use condoms as much as possible smh.
I can remember 6/7 times I've woken up from a black out of drinking and I was naked next to a chick. 3 of the times since I've been down in Cali.
I haven't been to a church in years, partly cause I'm afraid I'll set fire
I was super drunk at all star weekend in 2011 in LA (was visiting from Seattle) got super drunk and pissed on a homeless guy. Smh
I had sex in church before. In them phone booths where ****** call God and snitch n themselves
Eggs and Ketchup are both nasty on their own, combining them is just foul
Little did you know that these things make you one of the nastiest people in here
You never tried ketchup with eggs before? Just little dots on top of scrambled ones. Beats pepper and hot sauce imo.
Also use ketchup with cheesesticks instead of marinara sauce.
Eggs and Ketchup are both nasty on their own, combining them is just foul
Fade worthyIf someone parks all on top of me, ill key their car and or spit on their door handle.
antidope done line stepped something serious.
Some of ya'll are just disgusting humans
human beings are disgusting
ElaborateI'm a downlow racist. LoL
Damn you for those hidden last words.I have a foot fetish myself, so one day went I to a cam site and found out that the only thing required to make an account was a bank account, pic verification and id verification. This led me to this brilliant idea of posing as a female cuz all the hot women were making a load of money. So one day, I asked my hot HBB friend to make a fan sign picture with a nickname for my birthday. She didn't know why I wanted it but she did anyway and she wrote the name on a piece of paper and took a selfie with it.
I hung out at her place a couple times and took a picture of her passport when she went to the bathroom. Then I went to her instagram account and saved some of her sluttiest revealing pictures such as bikini ones etc. After that I was all set.
I made a female account, with her selfie to verify and her passport information as well. Now you may be asking, how can you pose as an HBB female? Well here's how:
All i did, were feet shows. Srs.
I shaved my legs, got fresh pedicures (n n n n n n no ayo) and showed my feet on cam.
I'm a size 6 for men anyway so everyone believed it.
The weird thing was, I made the most money that way cuz people would tip for all kinds of weird stuff like crushing a banana with my toes.
Anyways I was making decent money until one of her IRL friends found out someone was using her pictures on a cam site. Long story short: He told her and she found out the name of this ''cam model'' was the name she wrote on the fan sign for me. I moved out of town shortly after cuz I saved a decent amount of money anyway but my account got banned and I had to look for other ways of making money.
Not srs
the new nt hustleI have a foot fetish myself, so one day went I to a cam site and found out that the only thing required to make an account was a bank account, pic verification and id verification. This led me to this brilliant idea of posing as a female cuz all the hot women were making a load of money. So one day, I asked my hot HBB friend to make a fan sign picture with a nickname for my birthday. She didn't know why I wanted it but she did anyway and she wrote the name on a piece of paper and took a selfie with it.
I hung out at her place a couple times and took a picture of her passport when she went to the bathroom. Then I went to her instagram account and saved some of her sluttiest revealing pictures such as bikini ones etc. After that I was all set.
I made a female account, with her selfie to verify and her passport information as well. Now you may be asking, how can you pose as an HBB female? Well here's how:
All i did, were feet shows. Srs.
I shaved my legs, got fresh pedicures (n n n n n n no ayo) and showed my feet on cam.
I'm a size 6 for men anyway so everyone believed it.
The weird thing was, I made the most money that way cuz people would tip for all kinds of weird stuff like crushing a banana with my toes.
Anyways I was making decent money until one of her IRL friends found out someone was using her pictures on a cam site. Long story short: He told her and she found out the name of this ''cam model'' was the name she wrote on the fan sign for me. I moved out of town shortly after cuz I saved a decent amount of money anyway but my account got banned and I had to look for other ways of making money.
very srs
Thank god, I was about to go in on you.Not srs
My coworker has 4 sugar daddies via Twitter and Instagram. She gets about 800 from each of them biweekly.
Shows me the texts she gets. Wild. Dude busted into tissues and showed her how her feet had him feeling