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So I'm chilling in the student union doing Thursday night chess club. No big deal
then all the sudden this TV crew shows up and walked over and asked us all to quite down cause they about to do an interview
so these two girls start talking and im like this +%+% is wack, thinking its some student congress stuff
then all the sudden I hear child abduction and marriage in the same sentence and im like yo
this is Elizabeth Smart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Smart_kidnapping)
so they finish the interview and they take an official studio picture and i'm like
Mrs. Smart can we get a picture please we are big fans
and she is like sure but here is the thing, most uncomfortable picture ever
im expecting the classic arm over the shoulder type....but this chick crossed her arms
and im not about to get hoover handed so im like +%+% let me throw em in the pockets right quick
so we snap the pic and say thanks and all that and when we walking off I turn to my man and was like yo was that not awkward
and my man was like yeah she wouldn't put her arm around us
and then I was like oh I forgot she probably don't wanna be touched by nobody.......
#OWS we all we got
real talk any photo shop experts wanna help me with that lighting on the right i would be much obliged
im trying to make it a facebook profile pic under the caption "A true American Heroine"
edit new caption
Scarred by her harrowing ordeal, the only thing she touches is crime
then all the sudden this TV crew shows up and walked over and asked us all to quite down cause they about to do an interview
so these two girls start talking and im like this +%+% is wack, thinking its some student congress stuff
then all the sudden I hear child abduction and marriage in the same sentence and im like yo
this is Elizabeth Smart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Smart_kidnapping)
so they finish the interview and they take an official studio picture and i'm like
Mrs. Smart can we get a picture please we are big fans
and she is like sure but here is the thing, most uncomfortable picture ever
im expecting the classic arm over the shoulder type....but this chick crossed her arms
and im not about to get hoover handed so im like +%+% let me throw em in the pockets right quick
so we snap the pic and say thanks and all that and when we walking off I turn to my man and was like yo was that not awkward
and my man was like yeah she wouldn't put her arm around us
and then I was like oh I forgot she probably don't wanna be touched by nobody.......
#OWS we all we got
Spoiler [+]
idk if this is politically correct but she a dime
real talk any photo shop experts wanna help me with that lighting on the right i would be much obliged
im trying to make it a facebook profile pic under the caption "A true American Heroine"
edit new caption
Scarred by her harrowing ordeal, the only thing she touches is crime
