Sympathy muff

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Excuse me for attempting to have a discussion without actually needing a thousand rookie pointers. My bad. I thought we were men. I figured after all you guys did was +@%!@ about girl problem threads filling the first page up, we could actually have a chat about girl solutions. Whoops.

You see why I'm single? Why is that?

%#*@ outta here. Excuse me, option 3 just invited me to drinks and blunts. Ya'll take care now.

As he post from his bedroom fapping, crying, and eating ice cream.

If you really had it like that bro, this thread wouldn't have been made.

 

[do work son]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Excuse me for attempting to have a discussion without actually needing a thousand rookie pointers. My bad. I thought we were men. I figured after all you guys did was +@%!@ about girl problem threads filling the first page up, we could actually have a chat about girl solutions. Whoops.

You see why I'm single? Why is that?

%#*@ outta here. Excuse me, option 3 just invited me to drinks and blunts. Ya'll take care now.

 

[38690]

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[soltheman]

Originally Posted by jerseymizzle

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by calibeebee

simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas

Air ih Zona wrote:

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#*!$%+ simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas

All four of ya'll are game-slow. I like getting comped pity sex when I go back on the market. Excuse me. Ya'll just mad ya'll ain't got nobody lined up and waiting on their number to be called

. How am I a simp for getting "simp-athy" muff? #@%** please.. Damn 'tards, I tell ya...

...wait, what?
you can't quote a guy twice and call it two people

I saw that too.

As for the OP, I'm not sure. I wish I knew how or I would have been gotten had box.

I was trying to holla at an ex when she texted me after I got single again not too long ago...but I failed along the way. *shrug*

 

[tsx24]

Originally Posted by jerseymizzle

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by calibeebee

simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas

Air ih Zona wrote:

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#*!$%+ simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas

All four of ya'll are game-slow. I like getting comped pity sex when I go back on the market. Excuse me. Ya'll just mad ya'll ain't got nobody lined up and waiting on their number to be called

. How am I a simp for getting "simp-athy" muff? #@%** please.. Damn 'tards, I tell ya...

...wait, what?
you can't quote a guy twice and call it two people

i @$*!*$# love NT

 

[willy hitchero]

Originally Posted by jerseymizzle

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by calibeebee

simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas

Air ih Zona wrote:

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#*!$%+ simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas

All four of ya'll are game-slow. I like getting comped pity sex when I go back on the market. Excuse me. Ya'll just mad ya'll ain't got nobody lined up and waiting on their number to be called

. How am I a simp for getting "simp-athy" muff? #@%** please.. Damn 'tards, I tell ya...

...wait, what?
you can't quote a guy twice and call it two people

 "players *+$# up"..

Anyways... I ended last night on like a triple axle spin. I'm just waiting for the scores to tabulate. Like... I waaaas #winning... but I may have just #won. Wild night..

. I wish there was some sort of anonymous comradery thingy where I could rub elbows, exchange bro fists, and bounce war stories off ya'll.... but I guess I only get feedback when I'm losing.

As he post from his bedroom fapping, crying, and eating ice cream.

If you really had it like that bro, this thread wouldn't have been made.
Why would you assume that? We've all seen dozens of threads where the OP is all mushy and needs a lot of help with %!%% like this, fact. But this isn't that. I'm SO not him. I made this thread for the rest of us. Don't you get it? But so far, it seems cats are mad at me for not being like the shjt they claim to hate. If we're gonna "niketalk", I'd love to n-talk about that.

 

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by jerseymizzle

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero


All four of ya'll are game-slow. I like getting comped pity sex when I go back on the market. Excuse me. Ya'll just mad ya'll ain't got nobody lined up and waiting on their number to be called

. How am I a simp for getting "simp-athy" muff? #@%** please.. Damn 'tards, I tell ya...

...wait, what?
you can't quote a guy twice and call it two people

 "players @#*! up"..

Anyways... I ended last night on like a triple axle spin. I'm just waiting for the scores to tabulate. Like... I waaaas #winning... but I may have just #won. Wild night..

. I wish there was some sort of anonymous comradery thingy where I could rub elbows, exchange bro fists, and bounce war stories off ya'll.... but I guess I only get feedback when I'm losing.

 

[b smooth 202]

I dont chase %$++*$% %$++*$% chase me

 

[CJ616]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by jerseymizzle

...wait, what?
you can't quote a guy twice and call it two people

 "players @#*! up"..

Anyways... I ended last night on like a triple axle spin. I'm just waiting for the scores to tabulate. Like... I waaaas #winning... but I may have just #won. Wild night..

. I wish there was some sort of anonymous comradery thingy where I could rub elbows, exchange bro fists, and bounce war stories off ya'll.... but I guess I only get feedback when I'm losing.

A+

 

[willy hitchero]

Originally Posted by B Smooth 202

I dont chase %$++*$% %$++*$% chase me

Exactly.  And they catch you so easy when you limp

 

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by B Smooth 202

I dont chase %$++*$% %$++*$% chase me

Exactly.  And they catch you so easy when you limp

But you aren't limping...your asking for a pity *&^%!!!! You are the opposite of a pimp... Get some "I deserve this muff" or "damn baby take this muff" You are pathetic. SMGDH


Here is you gif of the day.

 

[whyhellothere]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

i'd appreciate some sympathy muff for her

 

[Pmighty]

- i jus got out of an abusive relationship
- my girl took me through it. i mean she cheated she lied i mean it was jus too much
- my gf cheated on me.....On my bday..... Which was yesterday
- i havent had any in about 8 months

I mean the possibilities are endless

F that "look in the mirror talk" lfsw nt. Word to ronnie the limo driver

 

[eiddyfouw]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by jerseymizzle

...

Excellent Execution. 

 

[willy hitchero]

^It really was the perfect execution... props .... but I digress..

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by B Smooth 202

I dont chase %$++*$% %$++*$% chase me

Exactly.  And they catch you so easy when you limp

But you aren't limping...your asking for a pity *&^%!!!! You are the opposite of a pimp... Get some "I deserve this muff" or "damn baby take this muff" You are pathetic. SMGDH

Eh..not really... you guys assume way too much. Not once did I shrug my shoulders and drop my head and plead for pity sex. But if you play your cards the right way, you get..well...sympathy. Whether or not you get sympathy sex is up to the game and the player. But sympathy is typical, right? It's not that far fetched.. is it? It started with drinks and beer with one just-a-friend-for-now friend. Then we played taboo, MvC3, and @$!#. Awesome. Later, the I-shoulda-had-you-in-high-school  chick hit me with the text game and finally came around to me. Appreciated. Insert angry sex with the ex. Wonderful. Lastly, a 4th chick, one I used to mess with, swooped in for a late night home cooked meal at 1 AM (cuz that's how I roll...try it... it works). She got me drunk and we chilled and watched Get Him To The Greek..and stuff... And the icing on the cake? My cousin shot me a dime sack of killer and threw a few bones in the tank to use my car to pick some broad up. And I had run out of tree around 2 AM so that was SO necessary...

 THAT'S how you rebound.. ++#*# I'm Dennis Rodman. Bad as I wanna be.. don't hate. Why do ya'll take me so serious? I'm only being honest

 

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

^It really was the perfect execution... props .... but I digress..

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero


Exactly.  And they catch you so easy when you limp

But you aren't limping...your asking for a pity *&^%!!!! You are the opposite of a pimp... Get some "I deserve this muff" or "damn baby take this muff" You are pathetic. SMGDH

Eh..not really... you guys assume way too much. Not once did I shrug my shoulders and drop my head and plead for pity sex. But if you play your cards the right way, you get..well...sympathy. Whether or not you get sympathy sex is up to the game and the player. But sympathy is typical, right? It's not that far fetched.. is it? It started with drinks and beer with one just-a-friend-for-now friend. Then we played taboo, MvC3, and @$!#. Awesome. Later, the I-shoulda-had-you-in-high-school  chick hit me with the text game and finally came around to me. Appreciated. Insert angry sex with the ex. Wonderful. Lastly, a 4th chick, one I used to mess with, swooped in for a late night home cooked meal at 1 AM (cuz that's how I roll...try it... it works). She got me drunk and we chilled and watched Get Him To The Greek..and stuff... And the icing on the cake? My cousin shot me a dime sack of killer and threw a few bones in the tank to use my car to pick some broad up. And I had run out of tree around 2 AM so that was SO necessary...

 THAT'S how you rebound.. ++#*# I'm Dennis Rodman. Bad as I wanna be.. don't hate. Why do ya'll take me so serious? I'm only being honest

1. That's trifling
2. You are lying... No #%$^& wanna play MvC
3. If your so pimp why are you making a thread ASKING for tips.

I say good day to you...

 

[CJ616]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

^It really was the perfect execution... props .... but I digress..

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero


Exactly.  And they catch you so easy when you limp

But you aren't limping...your asking for a pity *&^%!!!! You are the opposite of a pimp... Get some "I deserve this muff" or "damn baby take this muff" You are pathetic. SMGDH

Eh..not really... you guys assume way too much. Not once did I shrug my shoulders and drop my head and plead for pity sex. But if you play your cards the right way, you get..well...sympathy. Whether or not you get sympathy sex is up to the game and the player. But sympathy is typical, right? It's not that far fetched.. is it? It started with drinks and beer with one just-a-friend-for-now friend. Then we played taboo, MvC3, and @$!#. Awesome. Later, the I-shoulda-had-you-in-high-school  chick hit me with the text game and finally came around to me. Appreciated. Insert angry sex with the ex. Wonderful. Lastly, a 4th chick, one I used to mess with, swooped in for a late night home cooked meal at 1 AM (cuz that's how I roll...try it... it works). She got me drunk and we chilled and watched Get Him To The Greek..and stuff... And the icing on the cake? My cousin shot me a dime sack of killer and threw a few bones in the tank to use my car to pick some broad up. And I had run out of tree around 2 AM so that was SO necessary...

 THAT'S how you rebound.. ++#*# I'm Dennis Rodman. Bad as I wanna be.. don't hate. Why do ya'll take me so serious? I'm only being honest

 

[willy hitchero]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

^It really was the perfect execution... props .... but I digress..

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45


But you aren't limping...your asking for a pity *&^%!!!! You are the opposite of a pimp... Get some "I deserve this muff" or "damn baby take this muff" You are pathetic. SMGDH

Eh..not really... you guys assume way too much. Not once did I shrug my shoulders and drop my head and plead for pity sex. But if you play your cards the right way, you get..well...sympathy. Whether or not you get sympathy sex is up to the game and the player. But sympathy is typical, right? It's not that far fetched.. is it? It started with drinks and beer with one just-a-friend-for-now friend. Then we played taboo, MvC3, and @$!#. Awesome. Later, the I-shoulda-had-you-in-high-school  chick hit me with the text game and finally came around to me. Appreciated. Insert angry sex with the ex. Wonderful. Lastly, a 4th chick, one I used to mess with, swooped in for a late night home cooked meal at 1 AM (cuz that's how I roll...try it... it works). She got me drunk and we chilled and watched Get Him To The Greek..and stuff... And the icing on the cake? My cousin shot me a dime sack of killer and threw a few bones in the tank to use my car to pick some broad up. And I had run out of tree around 2 AM so that was SO necessary...

 THAT'S how you rebound.. ++#*# I'm Dennis Rodman. Bad as I wanna be.. don't hate. Why do ya'll take me so serious? I'm only being honest

1. That's trifling
2. You are lying... No #%$^& wanna play MvC
3. If your so pimp why are you making a thread ASKING for tips.

I say good day to you...

When did I actually ask for tips though? My OP was empty

. Think about it..  I kinda just broached the conversation with a 2 word phrase: "Sympathy muff"... ya'll took off with the "You're so lame.. why would you blah blah..."

Anyway...

1. Nothing is trifling about kicking it with multiple women in a day. You're jelly. Chill..

2. There are women that play videogames silly boy. Nawth21 exists, for starters. When you stop generalizing and start experiencing life, you'd realize that if I wanted to lie about something, I would have made the story much more incredible for starters. 

3. I've never been a pimp in my life. I don't even think I'm all that special. I got some cool stories or whatever, but what grown man doesn't? Any decent looking guy with a lil confidence could do what I have don in my time.  The fact that you doubt that such a normal +%* weekend could happen doesn't make you cool or witty or whatever you were going for. It shows your true colors. But nice .gifs. I'm sure the teenage boys on NT adore your sense of humor. *insert: "Meanwhile.. in Indiana".*

 

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

^It really was the perfect execution... props .... but I digress..Eh..not really... you guys assume way too much. Not once did I shrug my shoulders and drop my head and plead for pity sex. But if you play your cards the right way, you get..well...sympathy. Whether or not you get sympathy sex is up to the game and the player. But sympathy is typical, right? It's not that far fetched.. is it? It started with drinks and beer with one [color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]just-a-friend-for-now[/color] friend. Then we played taboo, MvC3, and @$!#. Awesome. Later, the [color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]I-shoulda-had-you-in-high-school[/color]  chick hit me with the text game and finally came around to me. Appreciated. Insert angry sex with the ex. Wonderful. Lastly, a 4th chick, one I used to mess with, swooped in for a late night home cooked meal at 1 AM (cuz that's how I roll...try it... it works). She got me drunk and we chilled and watched Get Him To The Greek..[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]and stuff.[/color].. And the icing on the cake? My cousin shot me a dime sack of killer and threw a few bones in the tank to use my car to pick some broad up. And I had run out of tree around 2 AM so that was SO necessary...

 THAT'S how you rebound.. ++#*# I'm Dennis Rodman. Bad as I wanna be.. don't hate. Why do ya'll take me so serious? I'm only being honest

I say good day to you...

When did I actually ask for tips though? My OP was empty

. Think about it..  I kinda just broached the conversation with a 2 word phrase: "Sympathy muff"... ya'll took off with the "You're so lame.. why would you blah blah..."

Anyway...

1. Nothing is trifling about kicking it with multiple women in a day. You're jelly. Chill..

2. There are women that play videogames silly boy. Nawth21 exists, for starters. [color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]When you stop generalizing and start experiencing life, you'd realize that if I wanted to lie about something, I would have made the story much more incredible for starters.  [/color]

3. I've never been a pimp in my life. I don't even think I'm all that special. I got some cool stories or whatever, but what grown man doesn't? Any decent looking guy with a lil confidence could do what I have don in my time.  The fact that you doubt that such a normal +%* weekend could happen doesn't make you cool or witty or whatever you were going for. It shows your true colors. But nice .gifs. I'm sure the teenage boys on NT adore your sense of humor. *insert: "Meanwhile.. in Indiana".*

So did you have sex with all four like it is made out to be? Or am I reaching for the stars? If you chilled with 4 girls...that's reasonable but to say you smanged all 4 i cannot believe. And I'm not trying to be funny I am just amazed at this. But anywho...I said good day.

edit: I go on the 1st page...don't even look for 2 seconds and see:

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he wants to know how to get sympathy sexy time.

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[nighthawk9421]

damn NT stay roasting dudes.
OP i agree with you with the whole any grown man with confidence can have a weekend like that hell Ive had them before but it does take some work, and some pretty stupid girls

 

[willy hitchero]

I made it out to seem like I had sex with 4 women in one day? WHEN? Hell nah.. I'm not even almost that cool

. I got some ex-pected buns and some late night cakeup (from the chick that agreed to the threesome from this thread: http://niketalk.yuku.com/...-had-a-threesome-want-to -- for those keeping score and all). But other than that I just had a really cool #+$ Saturday playing videogames, smoking about a zone, and drinking beer and ##$@

I go on the 1st page...don't even look for 2 seconds and see:
If you keep going, you'd have seen me say "This is just a discussion. I'm not asking for tips, I just wanna talk about the idea of sympathy muff" in so many words. But you know how threads take on a mission of their own. I write between lines for a living. Sometimes I forget people don't always read between them. That's on me.

damn NT stay roasting dudes.
OP i agree with you with the whole any grown man with confidence can have a weekend like that hell Ive had them before but it does take some work, and some pretty stupid girls

Finally a real grown man to attest to the normalcy of my experiences! I shoulda made this thread during school hours

 

[larrydavidswag]

Originally Posted by calibeebee

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

you just made a post on HOW to get sympathy muff.  You are a simp for asking HOW to do it.

um, first off, no, second, didn't you get knocked out, sir? then you made a post with pics? that's not very alpha of you.
  

 

[larrydavidswag]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

 

So did you have sex with all four like it is made out to be? Or am I reaching for the stars? If you chilled with 4 girls...that's reasonable but to say you smanged all 4 i cannot believe.


bruh, he lives in INDIANA, it's VERY easy to believe....

  

 

[soltheman]

Originally Posted by LarryDavidSwag

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

 

So did you have sex with all four like it is made out to be? Or am I reaching for the stars? If you chilled with 4 girls...that's reasonable but to say you smanged all 4 i cannot believe.

bruh, he lives in INDIANA, it's VERY easy to believe....

  

Gary, at that.

Ohs out there give away the box for a lunchable and a ride home, fam.

 

[willy hitchero]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by LarryDavidSwag

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

So did you have sex with all four like it is made out to be? Or am I reaching for the stars? If you chilled with 4 girls...that's reasonable but to say you smanged all 4 i cannot believe.

bruh, he lives in INDIANA, it's VERY easy to believe....

  

Gary, at that.

Ohs out there give away the box for a lunchable and a ride home, fam.

FACT.

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