It has nothing to do with his swinging. It's about him being fat.
He's a pitcher at 42 yrs old that could still throw a mean fastball
True ....but pro athlete at 42 and making 9 mil will make u feel appreciative
No troll
Legit never had it
she thought she made it
I got called a "house n***a" because I said I'm undecided this year...
"if it wasn't for Democrats, you and your company wouldn't be able to be sitting here holding hands eating"
Everyone is giving me that look like "bro, ignore her" and she went on for 30mins about me being a house n***a just because of who I came with.
She tried to defend me and got the coldest stare:
She was looking at me like:
I'm like:
So my cousin saved her by asking her to go chill with other people who were outside smoking. I'm still like:
So now it spread throughout the house, and people were coming in the kitchen like:
I'm still smiling like:
But really I feel like:
So her husband came to my rescue like, wait a got***** minute, this young man got his head on straight, you not gonna sit here and dog him like that, you'd walk home before I let that happen. She was like, "and all your windows will be broken in the morning":
My man was like:
I'm like "it's cool bro, she's passionate about her politics":
But low key I'm thinking "all I said was I'm undecided, I just want to finish this plate in peace":
There were some raccoon stealing the neighbor's food on some movie ****, and everyone ran outside to see it, they saved me from total evisceration.
After, it had died down but as soon as I walked in, everyone was like:
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