The Greatest Story Ever Told?

[lovehateself]

"I was like this ***** lost in the sauce & his ***** lost in the game."

 

yo 

 

[young street86]

I was reading this at the barbershop today. I couldnt believe it. its the most ho-est, stripperest, grimiest, dastardly, story ever

Z foreshadowing when he told Jarrett dude with the dreads was coming for them b/c he knew it was money there.

 

[deleted]

The **** part was my fave

 

[sharpshooter718]

Jarrett sounds like a NTer

 

[gwap]

standard ho tales

knew alotta chicks craigslist/redbook trappin in the bay back in highschool...

crazy lifestlye

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

WTH are you brah's talking about? wtf is the backstory. Someone please school me!

 

[dontbelikethat]

Damn don't even care if that was real, that ish was hilarious. One of the best stories I've read in a long time lmao.

 

[lobotomybeats]

WTH are you brah's talking about? wtf is the backstory. Someone please school me!

it's in the OP. Those are links.

 

[lobotomybeats]

 

[pip777]

 

[a blinkin]

SON!!

 

[rico x hood]

Perfect.

 

[xbiker47]

 

[robtoofresco]

Lobo never disappoints, man.

 

[scientific]

 

[flesh prince]

Real or Fake, this really needs to be made into a movie.

I lost it when dude started punching himself though.

 

[rocman23]

Greatest literary work I've read in a long time

 

[rolaholic]

When Z started going down on Jess as Jarrett wept...[emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji]

Take my reps Lobo

 

[ksteezy]

Jess, the role Brittany Murphy was born to play

She dead Bruh

 

[ksteezy]

YOOOOO that's EXACTLY who I pictured Z to be

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Yall wanna trap?

 

[lobotomybeats]

Yall wanna trap?

 I got a few white girls on deck in New York......



Lobo can make the back page ads

Incalls at steady's house

His wife can count the money

Ninjahood can bring the musket

No joke, instead of Huell, I almost used Ninjahood for Z.

 

[Chopper]

This some Donald Goines / Iceberg Slim **** right here

 

[T Lo Sweater]

 I got a few white girls on deck in New York......



Lobo can make the back page ads

Incalls at steezy's house

His wife can count the money

Ninjahood can bring the musket

Brah what's goody


Tryna turn these 1s unto 100s u feel me

 

[rocketsfan]

Bruhhhhhh this had me dying......

And the follow-ups tweets about the characters current status lmaoooooooo