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Quote of the year. How does this not have 30 reps yet.I got a few white girls on deck in New York......
Lobo can make the back page ads
Incalls at steezy's house
His wife can count the money
Ninjahood can bring the musket
The Greatest Story Ever Told?
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RustyShackleford
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I was typing up a remix to this story, using the og tale and adding in metaphors like my work stories for extra lulz
But ain't no point, Lobo killed it in here, ain't no topping him
But ain't no point, Lobo killed it in here, ain't no topping him
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dh1water
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GOAT
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Is that Gordon Ramsay??
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"I was like oh **** he den promoted me to look out & ****"
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T Lo Sweater
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nah but fr this is gold. some 10/10 h0 literature
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I'm surprised so many of ya'll find this surprising and interesting.
big j 33
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big j 33
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Cleary she wasnt lol
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You know where you at bruh
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A better lovestory than twilight.
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Jarrett couldn't even kill himself right 
I know. I debated making a joke but decided to leave it at that
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Make this a YouTube movie
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Anyone feel sorry for Jess? Seems like she was trying to turn her life around.
T Lo Sweater
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Anyone feel sorry for Jess? Seems like she was trying to turn her life around.
hell no
she a certified bop. if she wasnt selling box she wouldnt have been in that situation
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Anyone feel sorry for Jess? Seems like she was trying to turn her life around.
Turn her life around in what way?
$tacy
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Cmon son, that *** is a ***. She gonna always be who she really is at heart.
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From the follow up story it looks like she's got some poor sap out there convinced that she was wholesome enough to date and get knocked up. I wonder if she was trying to trap him. No pun intended.
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greatest read of 2015
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Quality execution.
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
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From the follow up story it looks like she's got some poor sap out there convinced that she was wholesome enough to date and get knocked up. I wonder if she was trying to trap him. No pun intended.
She still in the game b. The game is for life
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Z gave her the strap and told her not to tell anybody...but when they snatched Jess in the room, Jarret somehow knew she had it....
Cool Story Ho
Cool Story Ho
