LMFAOOOO at the seinfeld reference with the thisty line.Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy
Originally Posted by imINchucks5
waiting for the stuart sscott one
Stu,
My my my no (Johnny gill) but you really surprised me. You had us all fooled didn't you? You sold your soul quicker than some Air Jordan XI's. I mean the whole "Booyah" thing was cool but like Kanye said..."I didnt' know you would take it this far.......What do I know?" I guess once your lil Mantan Sleep n Eat blackface routine got popular the Evil Empire threw some more money at your feet to keep it up huh? I can blame you though......You needed the money for that glass eye right? Your eye gets around like Tupac....even T-mac is like. Then you have the nerve to throw on some glasses like that's gonna cover it up.....Negro please you might as well went the Slick Rick route. But look on the bright side you can read 2 telepromtors at once. Its sad when Scott Van Pelt is more hood than you. You corny son. How many pookies, ray rays, and laquishananansha's do you know? and if you do know them what do they gotta do with a Derek Jeter diving catch? If they don't renew your contract the NAACP should throw a party. The producers of Soul Plane are disgusted by your chicken and watermelon antics. Booyah take that. Skip Bayless is more hood than your ol "Tar Heel in the house" lookin !%@. I swear I've never seen a UNC guy shout you out. You probably went to UNC-Ashville or something. I don't know how you look in the mirror, I don't know how you sleep at night. I bet you practice your ad-libs for hours in your dressing room like "these PRETZELS are making ME thristy" over and over again. Your delivery is forced like Kobe in Colorado. Man basically F you and I hope nothing but bad things upon you for the rest of your days.
Sincerely,
Rich Eisen
You the dude who said he would retire from NT if Derrick Rose was a top 5 pick right?...
