THE OFFICIAL JERSEY SHORE SEASON 5 THREAD VOL. BACK AT THE SHORE

[bkmac]

Season 1 of Jersey Shore was probably the best reality television we will ever see.

 

[gconquer]

kill yourself if you are still watching this show. it aint even entertaining anymore

 

[finessesosa]

Originally Posted by bkmac

Season 1 of Jersey Shore was probably the best reality television we will ever see.

 

[neverflopped]

Originally Posted by andy206

why do they make it seem like they just hopped off the plane from italy and went straight to the jersey house 

acting like they didn't go home for a few months before they filmed this season

Hahaha

 

[DownByLaw]

3 Pages? I think it's safe to say this show has ran its course here.

 

[elchapulincolorado]

LOL at "unit"

it was ok.

is it just me or is vinny corny?

 

[rawex5]

R.I.P.

 

[mr jordan04]

Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

They should just bring CT into the house just for lulz, have him room with Ron and Sam.
Son would legitimately get piss drunk and punch Ron in his sleep.

 

[illphillip]

Originally Posted by yngSIMBA

The show will be so wack without Vinny. Him and Pauly's comedic value is what makes the show worth it. I hate all the chicks in the house, and the relationship stuff pisses me off.
I respect Vinny though, he's probably tired being around these clowns, and you only put up with it for so long, still hope he comes back.

But how do they have these people working at the Tshirt store still, their celebrities now, there's no way that store wouldn't be packed all the time, and there's no way that house wouldn't have hundreds of people outside of it every night.

Newsflash. 90% of this %@!+ is staged. 
Im sure they clear the store out to shoot scenes. And outside of the shooting, I'm sure that's exactly what the store wants. For it to be PACKED all the time. 

I'm not even sure I believe they actually work there day in day out like they make it seem. 

They live in the store owner's house. He should be making good paper off of this on a lot of different levels. 

If you pay attention to the background when they walk, there are crowds around them, the house, the store etc. 

As for watching the show, it's still pop culture. But losing it's juice every day. Was the first episode. Was weak. I was home. And why? Why not. 

I'll tune in again when they start brawling though! 

 

[zmdawg]

If Vinny leaves for real this show fails.......this Unit guy is going to try wayy to hard to get his 15 minutes.

 

[bkmac]

Originally Posted by zmdawg

If Vinny leaves for real this show fails.......this Unit guy is going to try wayy to hard to get his 15 minutes.

You do realize Vinny "leaves and returns", right? I'm pretty sure TMZ "spoiled" this months ago while it was being filmed.

 

[a55a5in11]

Originally Posted by andy206

why do they make it seem like they just hopped off the plane from italy and went straight to the jersey house 

acting like they didn't go home for a few months before they filmed this season

im pretty positive they did go straight there. i mean they all were whiter than frozen #$$+ in the grass. i dont think if they went home before they filmed they could go with out tanning or have a surprise party with everybody you know showing up after a day being there

 

[a55a5in11]

Originally Posted by bkmac

Originally Posted by zmdawg

If Vinny leaves for real this show fails.......this Unit guy is going to try wayy to hard to get his 15 minutes.

You do realize Vinny "leaves and returns", right? I'm pretty sure TMZ "spoiled" this months ago while it was being filmed.

lol plus vinny is in the commercials where the cast are saying what has happened so far. i doubt they filmed this before he left with out knowing what would exactly be in the episode

 

[solewoman]

show sucks now

the unit is ripped

 

[|A-Man|]

Vinny is being a little @!%!!. Like I don't care about him being depressed or homesick. I'd rather watch Snooki get smashed.

@ Everybody Ryder and Deena trying so hard to c-block

 

[icyyyesr two3]

i've watched the seasons when they're at the shore, but i can never get into the season when they travel...i'll watch 2 or 3 or 4 episodes and then lose interest...i think they're just "in their zone" at the shore and thus more entertaining 

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

wow that was like the worst start of the season episode. Snookie def did something with Mike. Ryder could get it in the worst way. Jenny is $#+#%@# up her body with all that surgery and more importantly that cute face of hers. Mike is doing his thing trying to keep this season alive by playing the caring villain and brought this douche the unit into the picture, Deena is a female simp and a I feel bad for her.

Vinny thinks he's so far above everyone else because he has a college education but Pauly D remains king of that house with the uncrowned funniest dude on the show Ronnie as the new role model for the house

Sammy could also get it.

 

[syxth element]

Originally Posted by a55a5in11

Originally Posted by andy206

why do they make it seem like they just hopped off the plane from italy and went straight to the jersey house 

acting like they didn't go home for a few months before they filmed this season

im pretty positive they did go straight there. i mean they all were whiter than frozen #$$+ in the grass. i dont think if they went home before they filmed they could go with out tanning or have a surprise party with everybody you know showing up after a day being there

This season was filmed in Summer 2011. Pretty sure they went back to Seaside from Italy straight to filming. Yea this show is scripted, who can't tell? 

 Ryder looks like she can get it, but she also looks like a walking STD tho

 

[KMante]

Snooki wants some breast implants when what she really needs is a brain implant.

 

[oreomamba21]

Give Situation and the Unit there own show

 

[checks mcgee]

Unit more ripped than all of em, no clay aiken

vinny need to man up, how you homesick and you damn near 25 years old

my pops is convinced that vinny is just sick of this moronic lifestyle.  maybe he's right.

 

[zmdawg]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/0...y-shore-the-unit-snooki/

The Situation's pal was leaving STK with porn star Amia Miley

Dear mother of god......don't let this idiot make me think less of this talented actress.

 

[mr jordan04]

It's obvious that MTV has the unit on because he's a real life troll and gonna bring the drama

 

[0cks]

I think it's a good idea these reoccurring characters are getting a bigger role... we NEED more uncle Nino

The addition of these long drawn out story lines is ******ed... season one always had new stories which were usually wrapped up within 2 eps

 

[checks mcgee]

Originally Posted by zmdawg

http://www.tmz.com/2012/0...y-shore-the-unit-snooki/

The Situation's pal was leaving STK with porn star Amia Miley

Dear mother of god......don't let this idiot make me think less of this talented actress.

from tmz

"And if you thought that was classy ... dude also compares himself to Babe Ruth and says strippers PAY HIM when he goes to the nudie bar."

son swagged out tho, i aint even sad