the thread about nothing...

[kalikid23]

Sometimes, when everyone is asleep at night, I fill the tub with a lemon pepper seasoning, get into a fetal position, and completely submerge myself and pretend I'm a chicken wing
 

the @+## is going on in here?

I asked myself the same thing.......

 

[lukewarm skywalker]

Originally Posted by vSlackin

Sometimes, when everyone is asleep at night, I fill the tub with a lemon pepper seasoning, get into a fetal position, and completely submerge myself and pretend I'm a chicken wing

Son...

[Mike Singletary] Can't do it...[/Mike Singletary]

...

 

[mmg]

i hate friends of females

over here hating cause me and her spending time together

 

[odog24]

i miss the grimey story thread

 

[khanthology]

This thread is hilarious hahahaha!

 

[Rick Sanchez]

I hate feet

 

[shorty doo wop]

Originally Posted by odog24

i miss the grimey story thread

The skeet wheat story had me dead for like five minutes

 

[nicelikechrist]

-Saw a girl in the food court today with the tiggest bitties I've ever laid eyes on in real life. She had on a black top and it was still clear as day that her jigglies were insane.

-By no means do I have, or ever have had, a foot fetish, but on the way back from the bathroom while walking towards my dorm room, some snow bunny was walking in front of me bare foot and something came over me when I looked at her pale white skin and the pink soles of her feet. Never happened before in my life. 

 

[spidermachine916]

 

[odog24]

Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop

Originally Posted by odog24

i miss the grimey story thread

The skeet wheat story had me dead for like five minutes

I think that might be one of the greatest all time threads.

 

[dmoney82]

I'm not looking for a response and I know it sounds ignorant but I really get bored with life sometimes and look forward to disasters. I want to see #+# happen, I want to see people panic and go ape #+# after they tell us that a giant meteor is headed toward Earth. I just like to see #+# , I wana see some type of Alien invasion since these arrogant bastards believe we are the only inhabitants of the universe. I want to watch the world destroy itself because we don't deserve it.

I'm perfectly sane by the way.

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

I can't stand when I obviously cut my hair, and people ask me, "hey... did you get a haircut?"

 

[greatesqueape]

10 check ins left for the day, thinking about leaving early.
but not before I hit Nando's for some Lemon and Herb wings.

 

[odog24]

Originally Posted by rayray3thousand

I can't stand when I obviously cut my hair, and people ask me, "hey... did you get a haircut?"

Or when ur wearing new kicks and ppl say o u got new shoes?

 

[greatesqueape]

 

[whyhellothere]

[*]operator: 911, please hold. [*] me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold. [*] murderer: ok

why do old people have to be allergic to cats

finally gained the balls to approach this girl in class tomorrow

said balls will probably disappear by tomorrow

i hate pigeons.

 

[witnessmycalm21]

Im procrastinating so hard right now on studying biology...

And i got a Exam for it at 9am...

*!%#! rough

 

[az5950]

Im too over qualified for regular jobs, but don't have enough experience for a career job....#maddwakk

 

[soundnfury]

the %@#***$+ account my friend gave me got banned

like 20 dudes probably had the password. its a sad sad day.

 

[az5950]

Originally Posted by Spidermachine916

oh, and martin lawrence D.L. Hughley..... worst actor/comedian ever!
dudes not funny at all

Corrected that for you

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by az5950

Originally Posted by Spidermachine916

oh, and martin lawrence D.L. Hughley..... worst actor/comedian ever!
dudes not funny at all

Corrected that for you

Yall dudes must not have seen Nick Cannon's stand up routine. Man he talked about Mariah for most of that damn routine. Sad and terrible.

 

[yobyellav]

Yall dudes must not have seen Nick Cannon's stand up routine. Man he talked about Mariah for most of that damn routine. Sad and terrible.

Kinda means you watched it. My question is why?
What's this grimey story thread that you guys speak of???

 

[droopy7]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

Originally Posted by az5950

Originally Posted by Spidermachine916

oh, and martin lawrence D.L. Hughley..... worst actor/comedian ever!
dudes not funny at all

Corrected that for you

Yall dudes must not have seen Nick Cannon's stand up routine. Man he talked about Mariah for most of that damn routine. Sad and terrible.

I watched it too...I've never felt so underwhelmed watching a stand up before, it wasn't even that bad it was just so un-relateable and he held every joke for way too long.

I love this thread BTW

it makes me feel like I'm not so weird.

 

[Renaldo Balkman]

no matter the time, place, or setting... hearing farts will ALWAYS make laugh

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by cord15

Yall dudes must not have seen Nick Cannon's stand up routine. Man he talked about Mariah for most of that damn routine. Sad and terrible.

Kinda means you watched it. My question is why?
What's this grimey story thread that you guys speak of???


I wanted to see how bad it was going to be. It was 1 AM on Sunday and I was flipping between that and SPortsCenter. It was so bad man. I want yall to watch it to see how bad it was.