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- Dec 2, 2007
1.$$+ is it like to be 18-1 and considered the biggest +##!+%+ loser ever? Ask Tom Brady and the New England Patriots.
2. $$+ is with all the infighting with Diplomats, G-Unit and Wu-Tang? If we wanted to deal with emo we'd listen to My Chemical Romance.
3. $$+ was with Jim Jones and Dame Dash beefing with Jay-Z, only to later keep referencing him by way of Harlem's American Gangster...you dudes need a copy of "He's Not That Into You."
4. $$+ is up with Jay and his loyalty issues? What's up with allegedly dropping the Roc? Hasn't he completely disassociated himself from everyone he came into the game with? Well everyone except Memphis Bleek - who most have been begging for him to disassociate himself with.
5. $$+ was going through former BET owner Bob Johnson's head referring to Obama's "drug" use? How you gonna condemn him for his past when all the videos you showed on BET was full of drug traffickers, users and thugs?
6. $$+ is up with Flavor Flav's new sitcom titled Under One Roof about an ex con (Flav) bringing his prison buddies over to his conservative brother's house to show the world what ****ery is all about? **+* it…I give up *hands in black card*
7. $$+ is wrong with YOU if you aren't watching The Wire?
8. $$+ is up with that new Nelly song "Low?" *gets memo* Oh…that's Flo-Rida? Well why the **+* did he steal Nelly's song then and replace it with that nonsensical "Whadsyaname?" Bad deal. That's like trading old !%* Shaq for Shawn Marion *gets another memo* get the **+* outta here!?!? Next thing you're going to tell me is that Pau Gasol got traded to the Lakers for a bag of chips *gets another memo* AHHHHHHHH!!!!
9. $$+ is Dr Dre going to sound like rapping bars written by Lil Wayne? But wait…how is he going to do that if Wayne doesn't write? Uh-oh…
10. $$+ is Celebrity Fat Club and when did it become the new Hip Hop retirement spot? Don't any of you have some damn stock options?
11. $$+ makes you emcees think that if you can't sell CDs that you can sell clothes, energy drinks and whatever other nonsense you can think of slapping your name on?
12. $$+ is YAHH TRICK YAH! The name of a song? We truly are some illiterate #*$#$.
13. $$+ is up with the only jobs midgets get on television are obnoxious things like Hell Date or Vince McMahon's leprechaun bastard son? I'd be pissed…
14. $$+? Pimp C dies in a Hollywood hotel but Amy Winehouse is still here running around in her bra with what looks like cocaine on her face and taking home Grammys. Can we make a trade God? Not saying we would prefer losing Amy but…well…you know…
15. $$+ is up with Kanye West's mom dying in a plastic surgery mishap before Lil Kim or Michael Jackson? Life is truly unfair. Not saying we'd prefer losing Kim or Mike…well…you know black folks already "lost" Mike.
16. $$+ was XXL thinking by firing Elliot Wilson? That the mag was gonna get better? He's the only editor that has been down since day one. In the immortal words of Bill Duke from Menace II Society "You know you done @++#++ up right?"
17. $$+ is the deal with Angel Lola Luv's body? God couldn't have made nothing like that. That ain't nothing but the work of the devil
20. $$+ is up with Remy Ma and Lil Kim feuding when you know they should just put out their own dominatrix porn tape and get it over with.
21. $$+ happened to gender roles in Hip-Hop? Remy is shooting broads, Brat is bustin champagne bottles over chick's heads, Eve tried to turn her alcohol monitoring anklet into a fashion accessory and Foxy is not coming home anytime soon. Meanwhile male rappers are wearing cartoon hoodies, kissing each other and making YouTube flicks in their boxers. $$+?!!?
22. #+$ was the NBA thinking having All Star weekend in the ravaged confines of New Orleans. That's like throwing a steak into a cage full of hungry, homeless, angry, waiting on their FEMA check pitbulls. You're basically rubbing the riches right in the face of those who need it. I predicted some rapper is going to get his chain snatched, but instead we got a canceled Hot Boys reunion show after a club was shot up. *sigh*
23. #+$ is up with BET allegedly going hard at Boondocks and getting those episodes dissing them banned ? It's called P-A-R-O-D-Y! Get a sense of humor guys. You obviously have to have one with those !@!%%!$! shows you keep putting on your godforsaken network.
24. #+$ is up with Kia Shine getting more "shine" for his fight with the TMI Boyz than his own album. Did anybody hear that %$+@? Anyone?
25. #+$ is the big deal about Nas naming his album $+@*%%? Now if Eminem named his album THE N then we'd have something to talk about!
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