THREAD ABOUT SITUATIONS (T.A.S) VOL. CORONA EDITION

[frshstunna]

Our good ole quarterly rhino/PED talk ...Got a couple on tuck for when I can go outta town again and crush a baddie

I killed a joint off the red wine and a couple shots of tequila last weekend tho , put shorty to sleep...Maybe I need more wine in the rotation

 

[wavycrocket]

Stack Jack a good story teller . This was good.

 

[tay1]

I don’t know how y’all **** with them PED’s. I be nervous when my heart racin

To this day, i still be feelin like ima die and my heart gon fly out my chest after a few hits of that loud . Be high af for 4 hours telling myself that I need to stick with smokin reggie.

Ima just stick with alcohol and maybe check out that ginseng I heard y’all mention in the other thread

 

[ahat]

Never took a PED, i be shook wont lie

Might **** around kill the then dislocate my elbow after by the sounds of what it does.

 

[Mark Antony]

Got a heart condition so I wouldn't play with those.

 

[Mark Antony]

Stack Jack a good story teller . This was good.

Who is the chick?

 

[wavycrocket]

Who is the chick?

Idek....but that part at the end, funny as hell .

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Streets saying this DANGEROUS.

Be having dudes begging shorty to RELAX after going 2 rounds

 

[frshstunna]

Streets saying this DANGEROUS.

Be having dudes begging shorty to RELAX after going 2 rounds

This how cats gon get out the P if then joints got shorty wildin like that

 

[ahat]

Streets saying this DANGEROUS.

Be having dudes begging shorty to RELAX after going 2 rounds

Wow makes the kitty go silly

Needs to be a disclaimer on there, use wisely.

Good grief Charlie Brown

 

[doxen5703]

Streets saying this DANGEROUS.

Be having dudes begging shorty to RELAX after going 2 rounds

I’m tryna get shorty to take one, but she scared.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

I’m tryna get shorty to take one, but she scared.

Show her that Twitter thread

 

[doxen5703]

Show her that Twitter thread

Damn I remember that one. You got the link?

ima pop a V and let her take one of those. See who tap out first.

 

[Mark Antony]

Hmm, she can pop a kitty kat and some malbec, and he can hit some henny and rhino cause an implosion.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Damn I remember that one. You got the link?

ima pop a V and let her take one of those. See who tap out first.

 

[doxen5703]

Hit the bluechew reup to keep in the stash. Switched over to the cialis joints too.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Got a new joint I'm lining up right now. I work with shorty so I definitely gotta come correct when I get her in the spot. Probably pop two of them ****s

She smoke too so off the loud and the two Cialis I might not even bust. Don't even care cause I'm literally just trying to give her some D that'll make her reevaluate her life

 

[RIP sleazyy]

this + the maca for her, maca + henny for you

daily maca + my other vitamins I’m throwing steel, henny turns the marathon mode on

them pink joints we tried as a joke and shorty usual waterfall turned into Niagara Falls and she felt like an oven. She said it felt like she was ovulating.

them blues hit too but I don’t like the side effects

if you or shorty using the above combo please be using good birth control cuz that maca get women mega fertile and does the same for men

 

[doxen5703]

this + the maca for her, maca + henny for you

daily maca + my other vitamins I’m throwing steel, henny turns the marathon mode on

them pink joints we tried as a joke and shorty usual waterfall turned into Niagara Falls and she felt like an oven. She said it felt like she was ovulating.

them blues hit too but I don’t like the side effects

if you or shorty using the above combo please be using good birth control cuz that maca get women mega fertile and does the same for men

Gonna look into maca to use more regularly. Gotta stop eating like **** too.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Gonna look into maca to use more regularly. Gotta stop eating like **** too.

def man. feed the muscle, hydrate, and promote and maintain blood flow.

proper diet helps a lot + kegels

 

[130122]

Been banging out pushups and putting in work in the crib, shorty stuck in the next state over (NY) and when this coronavirus **** end she gon catch the full foghorn leghorn. Imma check out these chewables b

 

[tay1]

What’s yall stance on smashing female “friends” ?

I got sumn lined up and ima go for the kill

 

[doxen5703]

What’s yall stance on smashing female “friends” ?

I got sumn lined up and ima go for the kill

Depends on what the friendship is like. If ya close and you value that friendship, don’t do it. But if she just someone you cool with, clap her ****. Make sure you do it good enough for her friends to get curious.

 

[tay1]

Depends on what the friendship is like. If ya close and you value that friendship, don’t do it. But if she just someone you cool with, clap her ****. Make sure you do it good enough for her friends to get curious.

We not that close. I Known her for a minute, but she went MIA a bit because of her ex of 7 years. I’m also relatively newly single and she on some I’m tryna have fun ****. As am I.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

What’s yall stance on smashing female “friends” ?

I got sumn lined up and ima go for the kill

Make sure you have the Henny x Cialis or Rhino on deck. Like doxen5703 said you putting up 01 Barry Bonds numbers are imperative cause shorty gonna get to running her mouth immediately after you kill.