Urinal Etiquette

[johnnyredstorm]

so I’m at this pub with my fiancé and need to use the can. As I’m walking there an old dude is walking in with me. Two urinal bathroom with a handicap stall. Stalls occupied so I gotta pee next to this guy. Unzip, and I’m at first position waiting for the signal. Then this dude turns to me and starts talking about how loud the bar is, how there’s two inches of rain outside and it’s pouring sideways. I’m like yeah crazy stuff dude and I’m trying to unload but the trigger isn’t working. Then dude starts talking about Sri Lanka and how tragic that was. Still nothing flowing. Dude going on and on about how tragic it must be to die while praying. Finally I’m like **** this, tuck my junk back in, flush, wash my hands and go back to my seat. Never got to pee. Bull**** man.

 

[llerraj]

Etiquette includes:

• Using the toilet if the urinals are next to each other and one is occupied.
• Give one urinal space between users.
• Don't talk to me.

 

[Grine]

Yeah, I need space between us.

If there’s no walls between it, I’m going in the stall.

 

[numbah1grimey]

In the public restroom, I don’t anyone and I’m legally blind.

 

[Chopper]

 

[Stakeholder]

 

[numbah1grimey]

so I’m at this pub with my fiancé and need to use the can. As I’m walking there an old dude is walking in with me. Two urinal bathroom with a handicap stall. Stalls occupied so I gotta pee next to this guy. Unzip, and I’m at first position waiting for the signal. Then this dude turns to me and starts talking about how loud the bar is, how there’s two inches of rain outside and it’s pouring sideways. I’m like yeah crazy stuff dude and I’m trying to unload but the trigger isn’t working. Then dude starts talking about Sri Lanka and how tragic that was. Still nothing flowing. Dude going on and on about how tragic it must be to die while praying. Finally I’m like **** this, tuck my junk back in, flush, wash my hands and go back to my seat. Never got to pee. Bull**** man.

That old fogey was flirting with you while holding his meat

 

[sooperhooper]

You could've said let me pee in peace. I had to tell an uber driver in cali to let me ride in peace. I was trying to enjoy my high and he kept talking and laughing mad loud.
Why do we're have to be so polite in America? Tell people the truth. Be quiet.

 

[shibadekobe]

When I was a kid, the Lakers played at Great Western Forum. The bathroom was just a 100ft long Trough w/o dividers on one side & stalls on the other...had to wait an extra 10min for a stall.

 

[Brownstone]

No convo unless I know you within any restroom. I aint here to make friends!

Amendment: Unless we at the club/bar/nightspot......If I am drunk I have been that guy. Only to talk about how the baddies are looking should be tolerated though.

 

[xRuck]

I always use stalls cuz i sit when i pee.

 

[rillo561]

The talking at the urinal I'll never get.

 

[Zainjal26]

I pee in the sink bruh


Straight up beast mode

 

[Mark Antony]

Etiquette includes:

• Using the toilet if the urinals are next to each other and one is occupied.
• Give one urinal space between users.
• Don't talk to me.

This but it's not gonna stop me from peeing.

 

[Chopper]

Mans got stage fright and couldn’t go lol

 

[danger style]

I always use stalls cuz i sit when i pee.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

This is the world yall fought for.

Deal with it.

 

[kingkoopa]

How bout, whip it out and pee.

Never put so much thought in taking a piss.

 

[Majorbread]

Ya not a big bathroom talker, ESPECIALLY at work, but also have no problem pulling up next to someone if no dividers

 

[kahlow18]

Pee in urinals.
Stalls are for ****ting.

 

[Chopper]

Bro I got stage fright at the metrodome high as hell when I was like 16 in one of them long *** 100 person troughs. I stood there for a good minute and got nothing. Laugh about it till this day.

 

[htg designs]

If a ***** talking next to me while I piss, maximum response is a headnod. Never breaking eye contact with the wall or the uzi. Dont matter what was said.
Too close pisser: "I smell smoke,... I think the buildings on fire"
Me: *headnod*

I'm letting you know I acknowledge your presence, I heard the words your said, but I refuse to enable your awkwardness.

 

[kingkoopa]

have no problem pulling up next to someone if no dividers

Dat user name.

I see you player.

 

[Nujavez]

These ones the worst

I remember going to the bathroom at a baseball game and some dude pulled both his pants and underwear down to the floor. No dams given

 

[hipstermike]

Just ignore others and pee