- May 25, 2008
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i lost it when he pulled out that rifle
dude even has merchandise on sale
http://dalepetersonfacts.com/gear.html
We are better than that!!!
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i lost it when he pulled out that rifle
dude even has merchandise on sale
http://dalepetersonfacts.com/gear.html
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this dude is too much
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[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #12[/h1]
Jack Bauer needs 24 hours. Dale Peterson only needs 12.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #6[/h1]
In Alabama, tornadoes are called Dales.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #38[/h1]
Dale Peterson craps Democrats.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #36[/h1]
Dale Peterson is renewable energy. Problem solved.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #9[/h1]
Barack Obama was going to nominate Dale Peterson to the Supreme Court,
but then what would the other 8 Justices do?
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #15[/h1]
When Dale Peterson slices an onion, the onion cries.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #29[/h1]
Dale Peterson didn't join the Republican Party,
the Republican Party joined Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #23[/h1]
Dale Peterson has never cried. His eyes just leak drops of justice.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #2[/h1]
Superman wears Dale Peterson pajamas.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #24[/h1]
Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep...
he checks under his bed for Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #21[/h1]
When 911 responders get in trouble, they call Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #17[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't dodge bullets.
Bullets dodge Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #13[/h1]
Kryptonite can kill Superman. Dale Peterson can kill kryptonite.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #11[/h1]
Dale Peterson can kill two stones with one bird.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #40[/h1]
The chicken crossed the road to avoid Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #14[/h1]
The only reason you are still conscious
is because Dale Peterson doesn't want to carry you.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #1[/h1]
Dale Peterson is no dummy.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #31[/h1]
If Dale Peterson were a woman he'd still be a man.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #27[/h1]
Some people call him Super Dale.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #18[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't cut the grass,
he stares at it and dares it to grow.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #8[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't "speak softly and carry a big stick,"
he carries a big gun and he says whatever the hell he wants.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #20[/h1]
It's no use crying over spilt milk...
Unless it was Dale Peterson's milk.
Then you are screwed.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #7[/h1]
When Dale Peterson does push ups, the earth moves.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #16[/h1]
The University of Alabama is considering changing their mascot.
Dale Peterson sounds more fierce than the Crimson Tide.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #28[/h1]
Dale Peterson will name names and takes no prisoners.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #5[/h1]
Dale Peterson is the next American Idol.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #19[/h1]
Dale Peterson once blocked a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Then he killed Chuck Norris with his bare hands.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #4[/h1]
Dale Peterson taught Jack Bauer everything he knows.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #50[/h1]
Dale Peterson can stop the BP Oil spill,
he'll scare all of the oil back into the pipe.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #10[/h1]
Dale Peterson will never apologize for America.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #3[/h1]
Dale Peterson clings to his gun and Bible,
and he dares you to take them away.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #22[/h1]
Vote for Dale Peterson, or else...
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #26[/h1]
In Alabama, SWAT Teams are called Dale Peterson.
They scare thugs and criminals into submission.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #39[/h1]
All of the wind turbines in the United States can be powered for a full year
by one Dale Peterson sneeze.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #43[/h1]
Arizona doesn't need a law to stop Illegal Immigration,
they just need Dale Peterson to visit.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #25[/h1]
Even Dale Jr. fans know the real Dale when they see him
Got a kick out of these
Jack Bauer needs 24 hours. Dale Peterson only needs 12.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #6[/h1]
In Alabama, tornadoes are called Dales.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #38[/h1]
Dale Peterson craps Democrats.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #36[/h1]
Dale Peterson is renewable energy. Problem solved.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #9[/h1]
Barack Obama was going to nominate Dale Peterson to the Supreme Court,
but then what would the other 8 Justices do?
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #15[/h1]
When Dale Peterson slices an onion, the onion cries.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #29[/h1]
Dale Peterson didn't join the Republican Party,
the Republican Party joined Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #23[/h1]
Dale Peterson has never cried. His eyes just leak drops of justice.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #2[/h1]
Superman wears Dale Peterson pajamas.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #24[/h1]
Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep...
he checks under his bed for Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #21[/h1]
When 911 responders get in trouble, they call Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #17[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't dodge bullets.
Bullets dodge Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #13[/h1]
Kryptonite can kill Superman. Dale Peterson can kill kryptonite.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #11[/h1]
Dale Peterson can kill two stones with one bird.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #40[/h1]
The chicken crossed the road to avoid Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #14[/h1]
The only reason you are still conscious
is because Dale Peterson doesn't want to carry you.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #1[/h1]
Dale Peterson is no dummy.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #31[/h1]
If Dale Peterson were a woman he'd still be a man.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #27[/h1]
Some people call him Super Dale.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #18[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't cut the grass,
he stares at it and dares it to grow.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #8[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't "speak softly and carry a big stick,"
he carries a big gun and he says whatever the hell he wants.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #20[/h1]
It's no use crying over spilt milk...
Unless it was Dale Peterson's milk.
Then you are screwed.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #7[/h1]
When Dale Peterson does push ups, the earth moves.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #16[/h1]
The University of Alabama is considering changing their mascot.
Dale Peterson sounds more fierce than the Crimson Tide.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #28[/h1]
Dale Peterson will name names and takes no prisoners.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #5[/h1]
Dale Peterson is the next American Idol.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #19[/h1]
Dale Peterson once blocked a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Then he killed Chuck Norris with his bare hands.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #4[/h1]
Dale Peterson taught Jack Bauer everything he knows.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #50[/h1]
Dale Peterson can stop the BP Oil spill,
he'll scare all of the oil back into the pipe.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #10[/h1]
Dale Peterson will never apologize for America.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #3[/h1]
Dale Peterson clings to his gun and Bible,
and he dares you to take them away.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #22[/h1]
Vote for Dale Peterson, or else...
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #26[/h1]
In Alabama, SWAT Teams are called Dale Peterson.
They scare thugs and criminals into submission.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #39[/h1]
All of the wind turbines in the United States can be powered for a full year
by one Dale Peterson sneeze.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #43[/h1]
Arizona doesn't need a law to stop Illegal Immigration,
they just need Dale Peterson to visit.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #25[/h1]
Even Dale Jr. fans know the real Dale when they see him
Got a kick out of these
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- Oct 13, 2008
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greatest campaign add ever
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HWHY?
what a campaign ad.
- Oct 1, 2006
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surprised he didn't show off the gallows on his farm
- May 25, 2008
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lol @ those facts
- Nov 10, 2007
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JIM ADLER > DALE PETERSON
- Dec 28, 2004
- 18,903
- 1,184
LOL dude dont play.
- Jul 4, 2009
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- May 31, 2008
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I was waiting for the horse to talk.
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one of the GREATEST POSTS EVER!!!!Originally Posted by migit1209
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #12[/h1]
Jack Bauer needs 24 hours. Dale Peterson only needs 12.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #6[/h1]
In Alabama, tornadoes are called Dales.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #38[/h1]
Dale Peterson craps Democrats.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #36[/h1]
Dale Peterson is renewable energy. Problem solved.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #9[/h1]
Barack Obama was going to nominate Dale Peterson to the Supreme Court,
but then what would the other 8 Justices do?
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #15[/h1]
When Dale Peterson slices an onion, the onion cries.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #29[/h1]
Dale Peterson didn't join the Republican Party,
the Republican Party joined Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #23[/h1]
Dale Peterson has never cried. His eyes just leak drops of justice.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #2[/h1]
Superman wears Dale Peterson pajamas.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #24[/h1]
Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep...
he checks under his bed for Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #21[/h1]
When 911 responders get in trouble, they call Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #17[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't dodge bullets.
Bullets dodge Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #13[/h1]
Kryptonite can kill Superman. Dale Peterson can kill kryptonite.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #11[/h1]
Dale Peterson can kill two stones with one bird.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #40[/h1]
The chicken crossed the road to avoid Dale Peterson.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #14[/h1]
The only reason you are still conscious
is because Dale Peterson doesn't want to carry you.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #1[/h1]
Dale Peterson is no dummy.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #31[/h1]
If Dale Peterson were a woman he'd still be a man.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #27[/h1]
Some people call him Super Dale.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #18[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't cut the grass,
he stares at it and dares it to grow.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #8[/h1]
Dale Peterson doesn't "speak softly and carry a big stick,"
he carries a big gun and he says whatever the hell he wants.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #20[/h1]
It's no use crying over spilt milk...
Unless it was Dale Peterson's milk.
Then you are screwed.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #7[/h1]
When Dale Peterson does push ups, the earth moves.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #16[/h1]
The University of Alabama is considering changing their mascot.
Dale Peterson sounds more fierce than the Crimson Tide.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #28[/h1]
Dale Peterson will name names and takes no prisoners.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #5[/h1]
Dale Peterson is the next American Idol.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #19[/h1]
Dale Peterson once blocked a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Then he killed Chuck Norris with his bare hands.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #4[/h1]
Dale Peterson taught Jack Bauer everything he knows.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #50[/h1]
Dale Peterson can stop the BP Oil spill,
he'll scare all of the oil back into the pipe.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #10[/h1]
Dale Peterson will never apologize for America.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #3[/h1]
Dale Peterson clings to his gun and Bible,
and he dares you to take them away.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #22[/h1]
Vote for Dale Peterson, or else...
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #26[/h1]
In Alabama, SWAT Teams are called Dale Peterson.
They scare thugs and criminals into submission.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #39[/h1]
All of the wind turbines in the United States can be powered for a full year
by one Dale Peterson sneeze.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #43[/h1]
Arizona doesn't need a law to stop Illegal Immigration,
they just need Dale Peterson to visit.
[h1]Dale Peterson Fact #25[/h1]
Even Dale Jr. fans know the real Dale when they see him
Got a kick out of these
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I'm not even a republican but damn that ad makes me wanna vote for him. He was one with the Swag
- Dec 22, 2009
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that dude is a gangsta
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he sounds like a superhero
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