What are some of your weird habits?

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Driving my car with the radio off. (Listening to the sound of the road)

Eating dinner really late (literally chewing my food as I type)

Putting bleu cheese dressing and ketchup on my rice. (Don't knock it til you try it)

Talking to my imaginary friend (I was an only child and he never left)

I used to cuddle with hose. Just didn't like sleeping alone back in the day.

Popping adderall HEAVY during the week of midterms and finals, but never during the rest of the semester.

Sticking my hands in my pants in public places (ie classrooms) when I wear sweats. (I keep them outside my boxers.

Loot at myself in the mirror while in action. Word to Patrick Bateman.

Squatting when taking a crap. (Though I'm sure studies have been done to show that this is the proper/healthier way to take a dump). I don't like the cold toilet seats.
 
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I can't go to class without taking a whole blunt to the face.

I gotta give the Box the subtle finger smell test before I dive in.

I never drive my nicer car on a first date/encounter.

I gotta take a **** with no socks on.
 
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Always wear brand new socks with new shoes. Love the feel.

Drown my burgers in ketchup.

I put toilet paper on the toilet for warmth.

Cant shhh in public.

I wonder what other people are doing when I'm doing something. 
 
Reading or playing a phone game while on the toilet or texting
Standing up and eating, its not all the time but sometimes id rather pace and eat than sit
 
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Hands in my pants all the time, no clue why...just so comfortable

I know dat feel bro

I can eat anything with ketchup
when on the internet, i sometimes catch myself just staring with no noises of any sort
i prefer crapping and then showering
 
i brush my beard a good ten times a day.

i can't eat my food until something good is on tv.

i sometimes prefer to watch tv on mute.
 
I put ketchup on my macaroni ( gotta be Kraft though)

Can't put my jeans on unless I have my socks on. I feel like my toenail is gonna get caught and ripped off.

Have to drink setting while I eat. Like take a bite and while the food is in my mouth have to mix it with whatever I'm drinking.

Can't sleep with socks on.

When I'm in a relationship I have a thing about sticking my tongue in my girls nose at random times.
 
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when i eat cereal, i hold the bowl at an angle so the milk only touches the cereal at the bottom

i eat eggs every morning without fail.

i sleep with the fan on 365 days a year.
 
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If i think about an object (headphones,hat, etc) that i own i have to find it and keep it near me..

At home i perposly wont flush my toilet after pooping just so my wife can see my "latest masterpeice"..

I keep my ds sneakers on top of my bedroom fridge just so i kno there still on ice..

When i eat cerial i make sure i pour the milk to fill the bowl soo it covers all the cerial
 
I buy domain names of top ranked highschool athletes and sell them to them when the go to the pros.
 
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If I'm watching pron, there's gotta be more than two videos playing. Not at the same time, but so I can switch between.
 
i shake it more than twice
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Sticking my hands in my pants
Biting n chewing the skin off my fingers ...I'm working on it
Eating dinner late..
Every day I check my email, nt, wshh, and mto in that order
I watch sports highlights on mute at times
 
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