what is a film or television quote that can make someone become your friend immediately if they get

[SC kid]

"i invented the wonder bra and the super soaker on the same day'

 

[moe fab]

"40 dollars?!?" '"I'ma squeeze my tiny *** in this"

 The homie says this everyday

"No TV n no beer make Homer something something" "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if I do!" - The SImpsons

"Someone else! Someone else!" "I'm someone else" "He's right!" - The SImpsons

"Sometimes nothing can be a pretty cool hand." - Cool Hand Luke

"I can eat 50 eggs" - Cool Hand Luke

"My boy Luke eats razor blades" - Cool Hand Luke

"You must be Doc Holliday" "That's the rumor" "You retired too?" "Not me, I'm in my prime" - Tombstone

"No Benny, that's our money" - City of God

"A kid? I smoke, I snort. I've killed n robbed. I'm a man" - City of God

"I've become a playboy" "Hey gangsters, listen to this. Watch out. Groovies shake their *** before laying a big one" - City of God

"You ain't no cop J. Reid" - In Too Deep

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

"THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON! ON PLANET ********! IN THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS CAMAL ****!"

"I am a master of the custodial arts or a janitor if you wanna be a **** about it"

"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUUUUUUUCK OUT"

'On Wednesdays we wear pink"

I could go on forever and ever i am a true movie junkie 

 

[dankenstien88]

Who ate all the gabagool?

 

[blastercombo]

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess ......

 

[SC kid]

" why are you so sweaty? ...........I was watching cops"


"I want to roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my v*****"

Any ferrell mckay flicks looooool

Theres so many from anchorman 2 too but I think its too early lol

 

[concordflightxi]

Movies:

"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent"

"But I was going into Tashi Station to pick up some power converters!"

"You shall not PASS"

Tv:

"What are you, new?"

"I was trying to get to my room, yo Ty what was you doing?" -------- "I was trying to be in the video"

 

[blastercombo]

Hahaha.... Welcome to die!


I am magneto! Master of magnet!

 

[kdawg]

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

 

[danger style]

yall are just posting any lines you can think of now

raising dat postcount

 

[tr1ll]

yall are just posting any lines you can think of now

raising dat postcount

Right?

I'd like to see them use some of the quotes in regular conversation.

 

[just nikes]

"Thats what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age". - Dazed and Confused

 

[blastercombo]

yall are just posting any lines you can think of now

raising dat postcount

That's the point of this thread. Yet you post that to raise dat postcount.....

 

[hennessy]

"Thats what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age". - Dazed and Confused

This has turned into a partial reality for me. We'd be friends.

 

[Chiron]

"Check out the big brain on Brad!!!!"

... or pretty much any part of that breakfast scene

"Like I said... We Hawngry!"

or

Q. "Gala 12 or a 24?" ---- A.  "24."

"We're on a mission.. A mission from God."

Q. "In dee car?" ---- A. "Nooo not in dee car mayne!"

"LEFT SIDE!!!! "

"You'd like it if you had robot ears..."

"Very good buddy you get one free bear claw EVERY lunch break!"

 

[Chopper]

I was with my Sr. Director and SVP the other day driving to a very important meeting with a strategic customer, and as we drive by Jack in the Box my SVP goes, "Jack In The Crack." 

I was like, "Yeah hell yeah hell yeah." We just started busing out mad quotes from M2S. Mind you, my SVP is a mid-40's white dude. Had me shocked!

 

[Sir San Diego]

"Dr. said I need a backiotomy."

"Every tiiiiiiime I come in the kitchen... you in the kitchen. ...I wanna eat sum dem chitlins... I love pig feet."

 

[danger style]

That's the point of this thread. Yet you post that to raise dat postcount.....

 

[Mark Antony]

That's the point of this thread. Yet you post that to raise dat postcount.....

lmao.

 

[Chopper]

"Would you give a man a foot massage?" "**** you." 

Anything from Pulp Fiction, Menace II Society, Paid in Full, and Snatch is automatic daps and laughs. 

 

[wayniac211]

This is a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.

 

[servechilled81]

"Nah man that was my brotha Bobby! I'm from Texas kid! just tryin to get my hustle on!"

I say this to my cousin Bobby everytime I see him.

"You blood or you cuz? " "Cuz what?"
"You know where the **** we at?"
"Cute fish, BIG ****** eyes."
"40 dollars?!?" '"I'ma squeeze my tiny *** in this"
"YOU THE DOG MUTHA*****"

 whenever something is overpriced my cousin yells out $40 no matter what the price is

 

[jaysrcrak]

Son...

"I seent em FIRST!"

"We gon R. U. N. N. O. F. T!"

Fixed. Just watched this movie 3 days ago.

This is a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.

Lego movie is awesome.


-FYM by ICE

-Oh well!, Then then there is no pleeeshing you.

-My name is Henifer Lopez! I like tacos and burritos!

-Aight man this what we gone do. Ima run over ther and give you the gun right? And ima go home and chill for a lil while.
You wait for the ******. And later on, call me and let me know what happened.

-...cause, cause you like fish ***** maaan. C'mon maaan. Dont you get it? Pleeease. Just get it maaan.

-I dont need anyone telling me play on words! Im a mf'n lyrical wordsmith mf'n genius!

 

[black2dafuture]

"The claw is our leader it chooses who must go and who must stay ....wooooooooooo"...."you gotta be kidding me"

 

[mike honcho]

"Ahhhhhhh slow down baby"

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