what is a film or television quote that can make someone become your friend immediately if they get

"That. Was. Awesome."

"I'm ready. I'm ready."

"Turn the page, wash your hands."

"mmm hmm I wrote that."

"Everybody got guns!"

"It's kind of easy to win when you never move your back row!"
 
60 percent of the time, it works every time.

Alright, alright, alright - done in McConaughey's voice

I've made a huge mistake.
 
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"Why'd you bring the buster here?" Because the buster kept me out of handcuffs"

"You can have any beer you want, so long as it's a Corona"

"I like the tuna here"


"Careful man, there's a beverage here"

"Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos"

"That's just, like, your opinion, man"
 
"SLAPPA DEH BEEYUSS"

"Ricky Fontaine...Pretty Ricky what they called him"

EDIT: HOLY **** BALLS @Fontaine I just realised thats where you got your user name from. You used to be Ricky Fontaine right?? Damb you my bruh for life even if you dont wanna be
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"Why'd you bring the buster here?" Because the buster kept me out of handcuffs"

"You can have any beer you want, so long as it's a Corona"

"I like the tuna here"


"Careful man, there's a beverage here"

"Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos"

"That's just, like, your opinion, man"

I'm in your face!
 


I say this everytime I'm taking a tight turn.



This, when the people I supervise complete their task.
 
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I tell the truth, even when I lie.


I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'
 
  • "How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!"

  • "It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. "

  • "Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now."

 
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Not a movie or tv but if some drops CCCCCCCCCombo BREAKER! We are instant BFFs. Anything from Chapelle Show is accepted as well
 
Movies:

"YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! *Slap* What's the matter with you?"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"

"And, baby, when I tell ya the boy has got his own money, I mean the boy has got his own MONEY!"

"Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit."

"Um hmm, good and terrible"

"Every night it's the fn chicken! Holy God Almighty! Is it possible just once we could get something to eat for dinner around here that's not the gd'd fn chicken?"

"And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten."

"Go to the hotel and get busy bee! Run! Run! Go!"

TV:

"You want ants? Cuz this is how we get ants."

"If Pam knows then everyone knows because of Pam's huge mouth"

"Come on, 22 black. 22 black! 22 black-*** son of a *****! Not you, giant African man. I'm sorry. Can I offer you a drink? How about this expensive prostitute?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my GIANT THROBBING ERECTION!"

"DAMMIT!!!"
 
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