Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[erickm713]

Texting #%***@@ at 11:12, making their wishes come true

 

[coolgraymemo]

Originally Posted by Nktran001

I'm so tired of seeing hoodrats on my newsfeed. I want to unfriend all of them, but then I'll have 0 friends

(not a suggestion for a facebook status update).

Why don't you just ignore their updates [like hit the X and hit ignore all posts by xxx].

 

[brooklynnyc3000]

Can't spell thug without hug.

 

[onhollowedground821]

Originally Posted by neukicks

what are these called? ive seen the ones with the "family" portrait and the guy in the karate outfit with different saying, can somebody post them 

 

[nktran001]

Originally Posted by CoolGrayMemo

Originally Posted by Nktran001

I'm so tired of seeing hoodrats on my newsfeed. I want to unfriend all of them, but then I'll have 0 friends

(not a suggestion for a facebook status update).

Why don't you just ignore their updates [like hit the X and hit ignore all posts by xxx].

Didn't know you could do that.  I'm facebook illiterate.

 

[sloanboy]

Originally Posted by MaddenFan04

funna wuck

My favorite

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Who wants to go shopping?

Then when someone puts "Me!"

You put "@#%! going shopping"

 

[Spectacular23]

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.

 

[kingjay718]

Originally Posted by DCAllAmerican

I am a loser by society standards. I already admitted that years ago. I like Japanese & Mexican wrestling, would rather watch basketball than get drunk/high, and read WikiPedia when bored. So yea........

We have some things in common.

 

[King of Trash Style]

I'm dying over here reading this stuff

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by popcornplaya

"If I can kiss, I can smash."

i honestly believe this!!!

 

[bdis1986]

Originally Posted by Da R Entertainment

Originally Posted by Tim Lincecum

Originally Posted by Goldmember

- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".

 good one

  

 

[dako akong otin]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

Hello ladies, look at your man profile pic, now back to my profile pic, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me!

 

[pharelfor3]

"Thats what" - She


gold

 

[julian wright]

I hold the door open for fat people when they're far away. It forces them to run so they don't look like douches. Everyone should do this. Together we can fight obesity

 

[young718chris]

Originally Posted by PharelFor3

"Thats what" - She


gold

 

[JayDean03]

Originally Posted by bdis1986

Originally Posted by Da R Entertainment

Originally Posted by Tim Lincecum

 good one

  

the best one