Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[jose cansec0]

Originally Posted by FedExciter

Stevie wonders twitter password.... ::::.: ..:.:.: ..:::.:

  

LMFAO i love nt

 

[derek916]

This is what woman should aspire to be like...tired of you fat broads playing farmville all day

ofc its not embedded on facebook

 

[jwill jr]

I dont know if anyone posted it yet, but what is that website with pics and links of alot of funny Facebook Status updates..? There was a thread of some really funny ones a while back.

 

[the yes guy]

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2

's resting in the lead, he needs a blanket and a pillow

's taking the low road and claiming the high horse

's looking at the clock and it's his time

Had to do it to 'em

's everywhere you cant go

's got this down to a science, you could swear he is living physics

These are dope...

No, those suck. Don't do anything like that, you'll look like a total tool. I bet your favorite quotes are inspirational speeches from sports movies too.

Just make a witty, overly-detailed observation about something you are doing that people can relate to. If people like you they will comment on it.

 

[rockwellfontana]

"Facebook will be the next Myspace."

 

[handullz]

Originally Posted by XxHonchoxX

A thought provoking rap lyric.

heeeeeck no...

only way you get love from a rap lyric if its some dumb stiz like...

"i need a 5 star chick"

put some Lupe line or a deep Wale bar from A Mixtape About Nothin and your status will be so damn bare...

lol...

  

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2

's resting in the lead, he needs a blanket and a pillow

's taking the low road and claiming the high horse

's looking at the clock and it's his time

Had to do it to 'em

's everywhere you cant go

's got this down to a science, you could swear he is living physics

These are dope...

No, those suck. Don't do anything like that, you'll look like a total tool. I bet your favorite quotes are inspirational speeches from sports movies too.

Just make a witty, overly-detailed observation about something you are doing that people can relate to. If people like you they will comment on it.

Shut that mess down quick.

 

[rockwellfontana]

"I would mouth kiss your sister"

 

[needsomejays]

none, i updated my status like 3-4 times and was like wow this is pretty lame

, unless i have somethin uber interesting to share i dont think i'll be making any status updates

 

[36 ounces]

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2

's resting in the lead, he needs a blanket and a pillow

's taking the low road and claiming the high horse

's looking at the clock and it's his time

Had to do it to 'em

's everywhere you cant go

's got this down to a science, you could swear he is living physics

These are dope...

No, those suck. Don't do anything like that, you'll look like a total tool. I bet your favorite quotes are inspirational speeches from sports movies too.

Just make a witty, overly-detailed observation about something you are doing that people can relate to. If people like you they will comment on it.

enh, I got positive feedback from those sooo....

 

[hotshots24]

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[mrshadow]

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

i used this one and so far i got 1 comment " wowww! you're lameee!!!!"

 

[the yes guy]

"Positive feedback" like that's some sort of big accomplishment. If you think those are cool things to post, it makes sense you have lots of friends who would give you "positive feedback" on them. It's basic social science.

 

[shortyoscart]

Originally Posted by handullz

Originally Posted by XxHonchoxX

A thought provoking rap lyric.

heeeeeck no...

only way you get love from a rap lyric if its some dumb stiz like...

"i need a 5 star chick"

put some Lupe line or a deep Wale bar from A Mixtape About Nothin and your status will be so damn bare...

lol...

  

I put a Kid Cudi line "The moon will illuminate my room..." and it just sat there

 

[fog raw]

I mustache you a question but I'm shaving it for later

 

[rockwellfontana]

"I need a girlfriend so bad I go on Tennis shoe fan sites to get Facebook status ideas"

 

[kalos203]

bookmark

 

[36 ounces]

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

"Positive feedback" like that's some sort of big accomplishment. If you think those are cool things to post, it makes sense you have lots of friends who would give you "positive feedback" on them. It's basic social science.

Why are you so livid...?

 

[handullz]

Originally Posted by shortyoscart

Originally Posted by handullz

Originally Posted by XxHonchoxX

A thought provoking rap lyric.

heeeeeck no...

only way you get love from a rap lyric if its some dumb stiz like...

"i need a 5 star chick"

put some Lupe line or a deep Wale bar from A Mixtape About Nothin and your status will be so damn bare...

lol...

  

I put a Kid Cudi line "The moon will illuminate my room..." and it just sat there

fam... folks just dont wanna hear substance...

i bet if you put "i got pretty... boy... swag... pretty... boy... swag"...

you'll get somethin... lol...

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

"Positive feedback" like that's some sort of big accomplishment. If you think those are cool things to post, it makes sense you have lots of friends who would give you "positive feedback" on them. It's basic social science.

Why are you so livid...?

He is right though. You said you got positive feedback as if people don't "Like" stuff on Facebook for the hell of it.

Hell somebody, "Liked" a status of dude saying his father died.

 

[the yes guy]

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

"Positive feedback" like that's some sort of big accomplishment. If you think those are cool things to post, it makes sense you have lots of friends who would give you "positive feedback" on them. It's basic social science.

Why are you so livid...?

Why would you make the assumption that I am? Nice try at a more sophisticated " U MAD?" though, even if the connotation is a little too intense for this situation.

 

[rockwellfontana]

U MAD DOGGIE U MAD DOGGIE!!!

 

[youngmoney]

facebook...lulz

i cant stand when %+@%!$@ say "its facebook official" like when 2 people break up

i have and never will make a facebook

/rant

but some of this stuff is funny

carry on

 

[shortyoscart]

Originally Posted by handullz

Originally Posted by shortyoscart

Originally Posted by handullz

Originally Posted by XxHonchoxX

A thought provoking rap lyric.

heeeeeck no...

only way you get love from a rap lyric if its some dumb stiz like...

"i need a 5 star chick"

put some Lupe line or a deep Wale bar from A Mixtape About Nothin and your status will be so damn bare...

lol...

  

I put a Kid Cudi line "The moon will illuminate my room..." and it just sat there

fam... folks just dont wanna hear substance...

i bet if you put "i got pretty... boy... swag... pretty... boy... swag"...

you'll get somethin... lol...

 true...i thought i was going to get some likes or @ least a comment about how clever it was but just got no love

 

[36 ounces]

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

"Positive feedback" like that's some sort of big accomplishment. If you think those are cool things to post, it makes sense you have lots of friends who would give you "positive feedback" on them. It's basic social science.

Why are you so livid...?

Why would you make the assumption that I am? Nice try at a more sophisticated " U MAD?" though, even if the connotation is a little too intense for this situation.

Thank you...