Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[mr marcus]

Originally Posted by tecca nena

Originally Posted by hotshots24

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[sooperhooper]

if you want tons of comments (most likely they won't be good) put Kobe>Jordan.

 

[bamazing]

thread is full of lulz

 

[sooperhooper]

I'm reading your status right now too! What a coincidence.

 

[crazy ebw]

Originally Posted by bgizzle1186

Iron Man, is a Superhero. Iron Woman, is a command.

 

[duwill]

I don't understand that iron man iron woman update maybe it's me can anybody shed some light

 

[tim teufel]

Originally Posted by duwill

I don't understand that iron man iron woman update maybe it's me can anybody shed some light

iron man is a super hero. iron woman ""you're telling a woman to iron clothes"" get it

 

[sexpistol032]

lol

 

[tim teufel]

“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

 

[pharelfor3]

Originally Posted by tim teufel

“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

 

[tim teufel]

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

 

[stunthard]

"water... Purple stuff... SUNNY D!!!"

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by StuntHard

"water... Purple stuff... SUNNY D!!!"

 I'm now craving that purp. 

 

[shaunhillftw49]

Originally Posted by tim teufel

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Read that in Robert Kennedy  by Evan thomas

Just   read it in full

 

[sevit86]

DCAllAmerican wrote:
Hell somebody, "Liked" a status of dude saying his father died.

 

[that guy]

Some funny ones in here might have to try some.

 

[keepie uppie]

Originally Posted by J PayCheck

“Hello ladies, look at your man profile pic, now back to my profile pic, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me!"  

Old Spice?

 

[aka king arthur]

I’m not very political but I feel like the words Republican and Idiot can be used interchangeably

this one got the internet going nuts

 

[lalph rauren]

Be good, or be good at it

 

[cbello03]

"The easiest way to get back on your feet, is to miss a car payment"

 

[JayDean03]

Originally Posted by cbello03

"The easiest way to get back on your feet, is to miss a car payment"

 

[aldaddy]

Instantly tried that "renamed my ipod to titanic", energizer bunny one, and teaching midgets math. haha everyone's diggin it

 

[theta]

Originally Posted by tim teufel

Originally Posted by bcollins415

they call me Cassius, right, no relation to Clay, because my cash is right, making money all day

 

[proper english]

Originally Posted by Theta

Originally Posted by tim teufel

Originally Posted by bcollins415

they call me Cassius, right, no relation to Clay, because my cash is right, making money all day

good god that "status" was awful 

.. makes me wanna be a kid again and push this lame into a muddy puddle. 

 

[ill w1lliam]

I haven't watched wrestling in a long time did anybody ever find out what The Rock was cooking?