Where do all the socks go?

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I had about 25 pairs of socks two years ago now im down to 6. Where the hell do they all go? Every 1-2 years I have to re up.
 
I just bought 20 pairs of socks a month go and now I'm down to 7 
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some of you dudes are just messy and unorganized, i never ever lose socks.
 
Word, that stuff just goes missing.

"I know I put both socks in the washer!"
 
Man. I've been on the come up.

Been finding all these socks. I'm set FOR LIFE. The sock gods have been good to me.
 
Every once in awhile I check under my bed and hit the jackpot
 
I swear there's a sock troll that steals all my socks, it's been consistent my whole life----and why do I always wake up with only one sock on, like something's been pulling my left sock off at night (yes specifically my left sock)

My rationalizing answer-Restless right leg
Real reason-ALIENS
 
Originally Posted by durty pancakes

They get stuck in your other clothes while being washed/dried.

Then I should have all kinds of socks falling out when I put shirts/pants on.
 
Man I had like 15 pairs of socks, and I do all my own laundry and everything. I'm missing ilke 2 pairs of socks right now.

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Originally Posted by Luong1209

Word, that stuff just goes missing.

"I know I put both socks in the washer!"

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT!!! I like those Atheists with their high IQs and science to explain this $$@

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Years bro? I lose packs of socks by the month. Theyre not even lost, they no longer exist.
 
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