Worst Breakup

I've had a ton of messy break ups. Posted about one of them in the Politicial Thread....
I would have been better if I never saw the Xbox again, ole girl actually gave it back to me.

After calling baby girl out her name I went out partying, woke up the next day looking to run some COD2 and then it hit me....
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I instantly started blowing up her phone, she don't answer. I call her house phone, and I got sit through her mama telling me off before she tells me ole don't wanna talk to me...
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On some "Yes mam, yes yes I should turn to Jesus"

After a couple days I say **** it and drive to her community college to confront her and beg for it, I catch her in the Student Union, I plead with her and offer her $50 and she just stares at me like....
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After a while I realized she just liked seeing me skirm so I gather my pride, told her f-it, and bounced. Like a week later she links on the Nextel chirp saying "Come get your ****"

I was so happy, but i thought it might be a set-up. She lived in a nice area in Columbia Maryland and I thought she might get some of those B-More transplants (she was one) to touch me up, and I refused to be stomped out by some goons rocking Capri pants. So I have my homeboy drive me up there

I roll up to her townhouse, and on the walk way to her crib, right before the door, there is a plain brown box. And I see her looking down at me from the second floor. While my homeboy yelling at me to grab the box I'm standing outside like....
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I finally pick up the box and hear rattling, I put it down and my 360 looking like it just shoot a fair one with the Mountain and lost. Brah, when I tell you it was in pieces. I was outchea like...
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I look up her like....
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She look down at me like....
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I carry the remains of my system to the car. My mans ask me if I'm ok, and anger just washed over me. I legit wanted to go break into the house and trash it. Had me like...
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I was so broke back then I knew I would not be about to get another one for a while. All my boy could say was "Well at least Halo 3 don't drop this year, I don't think Gears will be that good" . He then took me to Ledos Pizza to cheer me up.
 
Kali from KC,
I didn't want to jinx the relationship, but she was perfect. I mean, perfect. Freckles.
Anyways, two months into it, bam, she dumps me. I should have seen it coming too, cause she was a 10, like a hard 10. I was a 6, possibly a 7. Either way, I couldn't cover the spread. The universe spoke and I was depressed for months.
 
Kali from KC,
I didn't want to jinx the relationship, but she was perfect. I mean, perfect. Freckles.
Anyways, two months into it, bam, she dumps me. I should have seen it coming too, cause she was a 10, like a hard 10. I was a 6, possibly a 7. Either way, I couldn't cover the spread. The universe spoke and I was depressed for months.
**** Kali
 
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