You ever had two ?

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Originally Posted by BostonThreeParty

Originally Posted by Theta

usually i get full after the first one. i started eating my way through the second but i couldnt finish. its cool tho i got cupons - buy one get one free- style. theyre good for another month so ive been tryin to eat as much mcdonalds as possible

this. is. hilarious.
 
I have the worst story. As I was leaving my ex's house, she was blowing up my phone to come back to get it crakin with her and her friend. My phone was on vibrate, but it was on the floor of the whip. Couldn't hear the damn thing. I saved the voicemail for my boys.

SMH x hundred thousand trillion
 
I have but one of the chicks wouldn't let me smash....

so it was pointless....

so with that said i guess it doesn't count...

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at the honesty in this thread
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but to answer the question.. no. actually not a big deal to me. as long as i'm smashing..
 
Originally Posted by APLX2

I have the worst story. As I was leaving my ex's house, she was blowing up my phone to come back to get it crakin with her and her friend. My phone was on vibrate, but it was on the floor of the whip. Couldn't hear the damn thing. I saved the voicemail for my boys.

SMH x hundred thousand trillion

Damn.
 
I had a chance but I !+$+%$@ blew it. One of my worst mistakes ever. All because I farted too SMH
 
I have with my ex and this other chick she knew from the beauty shop but it wasnt all that great...awkward actually.
It aint nothing like the pornos lead you to believe.
The extra couldnt partake in hardly any of the oral foreplay besides a brief head session she gave my ex, cuz i damn sure wasnt doing that to some chick i dont even know like that and my ex said the extra couldnt share her lollipop either.
It was real time consuming cuz my ex got mirena so we didnt use rubbers anymore.
Wasnt finna stain no other chick without one so i had to put one on after a few minutes with my gf, then take it off once i got back to my girl cuz she didnt want cross contamination
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Ole girl was pretty much just there for show.
My gf played with her a little bit but nothing too nasty.
They wasnt munching each other while one getting the business or swapping at the end.

The aftermath was even weirder cuz my ex liked to cuddle afterwards and shorty was just kinda there.
She chilled out and rubbed/massaged my ex for a while before she got ready to bounce
The 3rd wheel seemed more into the whole thing than my ex (i think she was bi but mostly lez cuz she was really into my ex.)
I wanna try it again but we broke up in feb.
 
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