You Know You From The Hood When............

Originally Posted by ServeChilled81

When your neighborhood has a candy lady or cool cup house
You eat hot pickles

You know a Fat Mike, and he probably cuts hair in his backyard

Your neighbors been there for 6 months and ain't had no utilities turned on.

You're pretty damn sure the people 2 houses down are the ones that broke in while you weren't home 
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You ever raced in the street at midnight, barefoot

Move into apartments, car gets broken into the first week

You paid a fiend to wash your car, cut your grass

You put out the old furniture/junk for the city to pick up, but it's all gone before they get there

You reluctantly bought a Final Call newspaper while stopped at the light

The Detail shop/car wash poppin on the weekends

Impromptu Block Parties/car shows at the flea market

You got a cousin named Man Man

You know a chick that does hair in her kitchen

All the girls in your neighborhood claim they're going to school for nursing

You see a white person, and automatically think they're an undercover buying dope, or just plain buying dope
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Originally Posted by ServeChilled81

When your neighborhood has a candy lady or cool cup house
You eat hot pickles

You know a Fat Mike, and he probably cuts hair in his backyard

Your neighbors been there for 6 months and ain't had no utilities turned on.

You're pretty damn sure the people 2 houses down are the ones that broke in while you weren't home 
mad.gif


You ever raced in the street at midnight, barefoot

Move into apartments, car gets broken into the first week

You paid a fiend to wash your car, cut your grass

You put out the old furniture/junk for the city to pick up, but it's all gone before they get there

You reluctantly bought a Final Call newspaper while stopped at the light

The Detail shop/car wash poppin on the weekends

Impromptu Block Parties/car shows at the flea market

You got a cousin named Man Man

You know a chick that does hair in her kitchen

All the girls in your neighborhood claim they're going to school for nursing

You see a white person, and automatically think they're an undercover buying dope, or just plain buying dope
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[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]inside out Gap and Old Navy hoodies.[/color]
 
When you're more uncomfortable on a suburban street at night then on the roughest block in the hood.

When you know better than to leave you radio in the car at any time of day
 
When you're more uncomfortable on a suburban street at night then on the roughest block in the hood.

When you know better than to leave you radio in the car at any time of day
 
--You've had more than one relative "down" or locked up at the same time.
--You're related to either a pimp, prostitute or both.
--You bring a beer other than the low end brands to the party/cook out and people think you're stunting.
--Family members jock your shoes and an uncle talks about how he "used to have those" at the same party/cookout.
--One of your grandparents still smokes trees.
--You know what a "crazy check" is.
--You know what a brown dollar was.
--You know people who flip government assistance.
--You've sat in few Section 8 houses.
--You smash a chick and her moms knows all about it (meat size) included.
--A family member says you're "fine" as if they would let you hit.
--You call your aunt "aint-tee"
--You've been jacked by family members
 
--You've had more than one relative "down" or locked up at the same time.
--You're related to either a pimp, prostitute or both.
--You bring a beer other than the low end brands to the party/cook out and people think you're stunting.
--Family members jock your shoes and an uncle talks about how he "used to have those" at the same party/cookout.
--One of your grandparents still smokes trees.
--You know what a "crazy check" is.
--You know what a brown dollar was.
--You know people who flip government assistance.
--You've sat in few Section 8 houses.
--You smash a chick and her moms knows all about it (meat size) included.
--A family member says you're "fine" as if they would let you hit.
--You call your aunt "aint-tee"
--You've been jacked by family members
 
Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

--You've had more than one relative "down" or locked up at the same time.
--You're related to either a pimp, prostitute or both.
--You bring a beer other than the low end brands to the party/cook out and people think you're stunting.
--Family members jock your shoes and an uncle talks about how he "used to have those" at the same party/cookout.
--One of your grandparents still smokes trees.
--You know what a "crazy check" is.
--You know what a brown dollar was.
--You know people who flip government assistance.
--You've sat in few Section 8 houses.
--You smash a chick and her moms knows all about it (meat size) included.
--A family member says you're "fine" as if they would let you hit.
--You call your aunt "aint-tee"
--You've been jacked by family members
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basically this.. only when i was younger though
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Originally Posted by HOOSIERdaddy282

Ever been "Dirty Snatched"? Hood *$$$
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the quickest way to get your %*# beatOnly people that honored that bs was punks that didn't want no problems
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Originally Posted by HOOSIERdaddy282

Ever been "Dirty Snatched"? Hood *$$$
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the quickest way to get your %*# beatOnly people that honored that bs was punks that didn't want no problems
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Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

--You've had more than one relative "down" or locked up at the same time.
--You're related to either a pimp, prostitute or both.
--You bring a beer other than the low end brands to the party/cook out and people think you're stunting.
--Family members jock your shoes and an uncle talks about how he "used to have those" at the same party/cookout.
--One of your grandparents still smokes trees.
--You know what a "crazy check" is.
--You know what a brown dollar was.
--You know people who flip government assistance.
--You've sat in few Section 8 houses.
--You smash a chick and her moms knows all about it (meat size) included.
--A family member says you're "fine" as if they would let you hit.
--You call your aunt "aint-tee"
--You've been jacked by family members
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basically this.. only when i was younger though
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Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar


--You've been jacked by family members
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I'm still dumfounded at the fact that family steals from family....I mean unless they're addicts or something, then they wont be in the right state of mind anyway.
 
Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar


--You've been jacked by family members
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I'm still dumfounded at the fact that family steals from family....I mean unless they're addicts or something, then they wont be in the right state of mind anyway.
 
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