Zombies are coming.....SRS

been ready for this since i saw dawn of the dead back in like '94

*loots gas from gas stations. heads to local mall, barricades it*


and no, i aint talking about that POS remake with Future from 8 mile.
 
I swear yall act like crazy people are something new.

ANYONE who thinks that an actual Zombie revolution or whatever is coming, is a fool. Plain and simple.
 
Originally Posted by DoubleJs07

I swear yall act like crazy people are something new.

ANYONE who thinks that an actual Zombie revolution or whatever is coming, is a fool. Plain and simple.
when this happens to you, you'll be wishing you had listened to us.
 
Originally Posted by DoubleJs07

I swear yall act like crazy people are something new.

ANYONE who thinks that an actual Zombie revolution or whatever is coming, is a fool. Plain and simple.
With all the wild chemicals floatin around out there and all these vaccines scientists are comin out with I wouldn't be so sure man.
Gotta cop some guns before those are illegal to buy or some bs
 
people eating other people and biting peeps are not zombies bro. They are mental. And they are going to jail, where they will serve hard time.
 
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Originally Posted by Kramer

Originally Posted by DoubleJs07

I swear yall act like crazy people are something new.

ANYONE who thinks that an actual Zombie revolution or whatever is coming, is a fool. Plain and simple.
With all the wild chemicals floatin around out there and all these vaccines scientists are comin out with I wouldn't be so sure man.
Gotta cop some guns before those are illegal to buy or some bs

exactly. im not saying the dead will rise from the grave but people will be infected by some sort of disease and "go insane". similar to the infected in 28 days/weeks later.

2012= man made zombie/infected apocalypse

good thing ive been working on my cardio
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[h1]'Zombie apocalypse’ trending as bad news spreads quickly[/h1]
The term "zombie apocalypse" has been lighting up the internet all week and has been among the top Google trends Friday morning.

On the Web's Urban Dictionary, here's definition No. 4 of zombie apocalypse: "The End of the World, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them."

While we're certain the dead are not rising, the past week has seen some of the most disturbing instances of human behavior imaginable.

A man in Miami happens upon a homeless man on the sidewalk and chews off 75% of his face in an 18-minute attack. The attacker's mother later says her son is not a zombie as portrayed in the media.

Authorities in Canada have launched a massive manhunt for a suspect after a severed hand was sent to Canada's Liberal Party, a foot to the Conservatives and a torso was stuffed in a suitcase and tossed in the trash of the Montreal apartment building where he lived.

A Maryland man admits to killing his housemate, cutting him up, then eating his heart and part of his brain.

A New Jersey man rips his torso open and throws bits of his intestines at police, according to the Bergen Record.

There have been other equally grisly crimes, but there's no need to dwell on them.

Fact is, horrible crimes happen all the time.

"This is all nothing new," said Scott Talan, professor of public communication at American University, with a long work history in public relations and the media.

Bad news attracts attention, he said, and when it happens in bunches, people like to attach a name to it, hence, "zombie apocalypse."

People also like to see others in bigger trouble than they have themselves, Talan said.

"No matter how your life's going, someone's got it worse," he said.

We like to think, "I'm better off than these people," he said.

And that's nothing new, Talan said, pointing out that ancient Roman philosophers used to lament that citizens felt little for the gladiators and what happened in their gruesome contests.

But he said while these stories catch fire quickly in our wired world, they flame out quickly, too.

Unless there's another gruesome crime today, expect the zombie apocalypse to be done by next week, he said.

Even if that's the case, there may be some good that can come of the attention zombie apocalypse has drawn on the Web.

A year ago, when zombie movies were the rage, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said if it could convince the public to prepare for the zombie apocalypse, maybe they'd be better prepared for disasters more likely to affect their lives, like earthquakes, hurricanes and tornadoes, or a major pandemic.

Or maybe the Mayan apocalypse. Talan points out that it isn't real, it's just a name like zombie apocalypse.

But then again, that isn't supposed to happen until December. There's still time for that go viral again.
 
I asked in the thread about nothing and have been having a conversation all day at work, if there are no more people to eat what do the zombies do then, i dont feel like they would eat each other cause maybe they would have done it to begin with. If the zombies just hang out and chill and do nothing then maybe being a zombie wont be to bad if the take over were to happen.
 
Originally Posted by Will0827

I asked in the thread about nothing and have been having a conversation all day at work, if there are no more people to eat what do the zombies do then, i dont feel like they would eat each other cause maybe they would have done it to begin with. If the zombies just hang out and chill and do nothing then maybe being a zombie wont be to bad if the take over were to happen.
lololol such an optimistic point of view

  
 
Originally Posted by Will0827

I asked in the thread about nothing and have been having a conversation all day at work, if there are no more people to eat what do the zombies do then, i dont feel like they would eat each other cause maybe they would have done it to begin with. If the zombies just hang out and chill and do nothing then maybe being a zombie wont be to bad if the take over were to happen.

if they cant eat theyll die of starvation..
 
bros i just caught a mean #%@ cold, i hope i dont turn to a zombie, if i do tho im goin after drizzy no romo
 
go make some babies and live life. too much idle time and stop going to facebook and wshh for your daily news. lol!
 
These things happen all the time. They just happen to report all of those together now that one MAJOR incident happened in MIA.
 
Originally Posted by solarius49

I actually heard that alot of the incidents are from the past couple of years, but the news is reporting on them now to make them all seem connected...if so, it def lends credibility to the purpose of news media, which is to create a culture of fear. If people live in a culture of fear, they are more inclined to turn on the news and watch to see what new "horrible things" have happened. Increased viewership = more ad sales = more money for the media companies

I couldn't have said it better myself.
 
If people think all these "zombie" stories are connected, then it's only logical that news sites will report on such stories they might usually ignore, or spin it in a way that appears as such. Kids with rashes at a school happens all the time, but when it happens after someone was caught eating a face, now it's zombie related.

Especially on the internet, where more page views means more money, every site will benefit by covering these stories.
 
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