Craziest thing you've seen on a subway train?

Off topic but today I was in my boys whip on 125th and some chick goes right in the cut, takes her pants down and starts pissing on the floor. [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]
 
I also remember another time I was coming home from work and a homeless dude is playing with one of those old nokia phones. He turns to me and asked, do they make cell phones now with color screens? I said yeah they do (again, about 08/09 ish). This fool goes in his pocket and pulls out a phone with a color screen. I looked at him like "this mf here..."

Should've smacked it out his hands like that one recent vid where a dude does that to a girl with her man beside her flinching :lol:
 
For me...I've seen a chick and a dude do the dope field lean. She leaned aaaaaaallll the way over, but never fell over. The train stopped and she hit her head on the floor and still kept balance. Amazing. I saw Travis McCoy on the L train back in 08ish I want to say. Dude got on at 14th St, and nobody knew who he was, hell, I barely could remember him. It took me damn near half my trip to realized he was the dude from Gym Class Heroes in the video I saw the previous week. For some reason I thought they were from Cali due to the video, but I had never heard of them until then. Strange too, before he got off it was us two on the train car and I didn't say anything. He had on the burgundy V's too.


Also, in the summer and you see an empty train car and get all happy because you think the A/C is pumping and that **** is hot af.....WITH a stank *** bum on the train....:smh:  


I also remember another time I was coming home from work and a homeless dude is playing with one of those old nokia phones. He turns to me and asked, do they make cell phones now with color screens? I said yeah they do (again, about 08/09 ish). This fool goes in his pocket and pulls out a phone with a color screen. I looked at him like "this mf here..."
reminds me of one time when I was waiting for the N train. The platform was pretty full and there were a significant amount of people on the train except for the one cart that stops in front of me that is completely empty. Im thinking to myself this is def some sort of trap and once I walked in a caught a wiff of the worst smell I have ever smelled in my life. People were looking like abe Simpson in that gif
 
On the uptown 1 train. Two dudes fighting. One guy insisted the other dude give up his seat to a pregnant lady. Pregnant lady didn't wanna sit down, said she good.

The aggressive dude punched the guy sitting down and 5 minute fight ensues lol. They fought from 42nd St to 59th, on a packed train mind you lol
 
 
On the uptown 1 train. Two dudes fighting. One guy insisted the other dude give up his seat to a pregnant lady. Pregnant lady didn't wanna sit down, said she good.

The aggressive dude punched the guy sitting down and 5 minute fight ensues lol. They fought from 42nd St to 59th, on a packed train mind you lol
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New York, big city of dreams!

Saw a homeless chick cop a squat between carts on an elevated N train first thing in the morning.

Also saw a homeless man on the W train sitting in his own feces in a corner seat with his pants pulled down

and fecal matter smeared across the train door window.

And people were sitting on the other side of the cart like it was all good. I calmly let that **** (no pun) pass and caught the next one.
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I hate this city.
 
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Some fat ***** in amoo moo plopped down on the steps DeKalb station in bk. Moved her panties to the side and boom a bunch of piss shoots out of her coochie. Kid you not like a hydrant. Grossed **** ever.
 
Thread is wild 
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I don't exactly use the train/subway much but thankfully I haven't encountered much crazy incidents.

The worst I've seen is 2 female junkies on the train in Brussels who looked high out of their minds pulling out the syringes infront of everyone and started injecting. They got off at our stop and for whatever reason they suddenly started fighting eachother. They both looked like they were about to pass out and sluggishly tried throwing hands at eachother. Last thing we saw on our way out was one of them trying to take a swing and falling over on the ground. Security guards passed us on our way out so I assume they were arrested.
 
 
 
On the uptown 1 train. Two dudes fighting. One guy insisted the other dude give up his seat to a pregnant lady. Pregnant lady didn't wanna sit down, said she good.

The aggressive dude punched the guy sitting down and 5 minute fight ensues lol. They fought from 42nd St to 59th, on a packed train mind you lol
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New York, big city of dreams!

Saw a homeless chick cop a squat between carts on an elevated N train first thing in the morning.

Also saw a homeless man on the W train sitting in his own feces in a corner seat with his pants pulled down

and fecal matter smeared across the train door window.

And people were sitting on the other side of the cart like it was all good. I calmly let that **** (no pun) pass and caught the next one.
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I hate this city.
Idk why, I laughed so hard when I read this part. I completely understand
Some fat ***** in amoo moo plopped down on the steps DeKalb station in bk. Moved her panties to the side and boom a bunch of piss shoots out of her coochie. Kid you not like a hydrant. Grossed **** ever.
You gotta move out of Bushwick man
 
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New York, big city of dreams!

Saw a homeless chick cop a squat between carts on an elevated N train first thing in the morning.

Also saw a homeless man on the W train sitting in his own feces in a corner seat with his pants pulled down
and fecal matter smeared across the train door window.

And people were sitting on the other side of the cart like it was all good. I calmly let that **** (no pun) pass and caught the next one.:lol:

I hate this city.

I don't know how some of these people can sit right next to some of the most horrific things the nyc subway system has to offer and act like there's nothing wrong. I hate those people.
 
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I don't know how some of these people can sit right next to some of the most horrific things the nyc subway system has to offer and act like there's nothing wrong. I hate those people.
It be like that sometimes
 
I don't see how my NY people do it. Last time I rode the subway was when I visited my aunt in Brooklyn in the summer of 2000 (crazy looking back at those old pics and seeing the Towers). Not sure if it was because I was just a kid and naive at the time but it was cool. Being an adult I'd definitely be on edge the entire time. Way too much weird s**t that I read and hear about. 
 
It's not that bad lol have a book or game on your phone and mind your own business. Most people aren't looking for problems.
 
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