so authentic
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Q: What's red, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket.
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Q: What's green, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket in disguise.
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A Black man, an Irish man, and a Jew walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
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"knock knock"
"come in"
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This got meOriginally Posted by Xplicit213
Why can't Mike drive a bus?
Because Mike is a fish.
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*Knock knock*
Who's there?
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Who's there?
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damn you Paul Baeker
had me clicking mad long
had me clicking mad long
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Originally Posted by Jehlers02
These got me rolling
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
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A: A stick.
Q: What's red, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket.
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Q: What's green, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket in disguise.
Why can't Mike drive a bus?
Because Mike is a fish.
What's white and flies?Superfridge.
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Originally Posted by fresh2deff
for some reason i died at the red bucket one!
I know
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Originally Posted by fresh2deff
for some reason i died at the red bucket one!
I know
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hella handsome
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Q: Why did the plane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
OMg....
A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
OMg....
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These are
...I told them to the fam but they didn't get it but that bucket, loaf of bread, and mike the fish had me
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stole my joke....
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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest
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A man walks into a bar
Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast
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What did batman say to robin to get him in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile"
Q:What did the duck say to the elephant after he walked into the strip club wearing a tie?
A:Quack
A baby seal walks into a club.
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Why did the boy fall off of his bike?
Because he was dead.
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YO DAWG SO WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING BEVERAGES WHILE YOU DRIVE SO WE PUT A CUP HOLDER IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR BEVERAGE WHILE YOU TRAVEL
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The following is a link to a music video made in the 1980's called "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. If you were expecting to see a video that is not Rick Astley's single "Never Gonna Give You Up" then you are mistaken and have been misinformed. I'm telling you this so you are not surprised about the content of this video link. This is not a trick.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest
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A man walks into a bar
Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast
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What did batman say to robin to get him in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile"
Q:What did the duck say to the elephant after he walked into the strip club wearing a tie?
A:Quack
A baby seal walks into a club.
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Why did the boy fall off of his bike?
Because he was dead.
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YO DAWG SO WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING BEVERAGES WHILE YOU DRIVE SO WE PUT A CUP HOLDER IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR BEVERAGE WHILE YOU TRAVEL
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The following is a link to a music video made in the 1980's called "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. If you were expecting to see a video that is not Rick Astley's single "Never Gonna Give You Up" then you are mistaken and have been misinformed. I'm telling you this so you are not surprised about the content of this video link. This is not a trick.
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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because he got shot...
Why did the monkey fall on the bush?
because he fell out of the tree...
because he got shot...
Why did the monkey fall on the bush?
because he fell out of the tree...
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Superfridge lolol
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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
There are more geese on that side.
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Riiight